Wizard Crack in the Whack-Off Shack
@lighter.bsky.social
Large Typh and part-time Demon Badger. (Character is He/Him)
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
Owner of account is some sort of entity. (Any, just don't call me Sir)
No-good dirty red.
WARNING: Posts/RTs weird NSFW
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Gender reveal party where I open the box to reveal all the balloons are dark black and tied to the effigy left at the scene of the crime for every one of the Gender Reveal Slayer's massacres. Everyone screams and tries to run but the doors are already locked. I pull the cord on my chainsaw.
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Gender reveal party where I open the box to reveal all the balloons are dark black and tied to the effigy left at the scene of the crime for every one of the Gender Reveal Slayer's massacres. Everyone screams and tries to run but the doors are already locked. I pull the cord on my chainsaw.
You need to play Legend of Substandard University XII. It is a franchise you have never heard of that has been going since 1988 and has collectively sold 750,000,000 copies.
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
You need to play Legend of Substandard University XII. It is a franchise you have never heard of that has been going since 1988 and has collectively sold 750,000,000 copies.
Had a dream where you could rent a wheelchair and someone would push you down a hill to get a thrill out of trying not to die as you dodged cars/pedestrians. There were no brakes on the chair so you just kept going faster and faster. Mine hit a random bump and I flew into a ditch and woke up.
November 16, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Had a dream where you could rent a wheelchair and someone would push you down a hill to get a thrill out of trying not to die as you dodged cars/pedestrians. There were no brakes on the chair so you just kept going faster and faster. Mine hit a random bump and I flew into a ditch and woke up.
Remember when this dumb fucking gimmick became a meme big enough to make this guy super rich
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Remember when this dumb fucking gimmick became a meme big enough to make this guy super rich
STICK IT WHERE I SIT
FUCK ME WHERE I SHIT
MY ASS IS GAY
MY ASS IS GAY
FUCK ME WHERE I SHIT
MY ASS IS GAY
MY ASS IS GAY
a man singing into a microphone while playing a guitar in a black and white photo
ALT: a man singing into a microphone while playing a guitar in a black and white photo
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
STICK IT WHERE I SIT
FUCK ME WHERE I SHIT
MY ASS IS GAY
MY ASS IS GAY
FUCK ME WHERE I SHIT
MY ASS IS GAY
MY ASS IS GAY
Plarble darble
November 16, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Plarble darble
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LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.
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I used to live in a town where a Napa and an Auto Zone were right across from each other at an intersection and sometimes they'd hold up traffic when their employees were out in the streets trying to kill each other with tire irons
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I used to live in a town where a Napa and an Auto Zone were right across from each other at an intersection and sometimes they'd hold up traffic when their employees were out in the streets trying to kill each other with tire irons
Give me a fictional character and I'll tell you what I think their favorite fast food joint + menu item would be
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Give me a fictional character and I'll tell you what I think their favorite fast food joint + menu item would be
Anyone got that gif of the awful levitating baby
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Anyone got that gif of the awful levitating baby
I used to live in a town where a Napa and an Auto Zone were right across from each other at an intersection and sometimes they'd hold up traffic when their employees were out in the streets trying to kill each other with tire irons
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I used to live in a town where a Napa and an Auto Zone were right across from each other at an intersection and sometimes they'd hold up traffic when their employees were out in the streets trying to kill each other with tire irons
i think everyone should get mpreg (even girls with pussys) because then when your butt is ready you just fart out the babby and dont have to go aaaaa and hurt your vagine or penis with regular birth
November 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i think everyone should get mpreg (even girls with pussys) because then when your butt is ready you just fart out the babby and dont have to go aaaaa and hurt your vagine or penis with regular birth
When I was around 18-22 I mostly used one of these things. Yes, smart phones were a thing but I was still using a dumb phone. It was a flip phone and for the few of you who followed me before I had my furry account this is what I typed almost all my tweets on. The default ringtone was car noises.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When I was around 18-22 I mostly used one of these things. Yes, smart phones were a thing but I was still using a dumb phone. It was a flip phone and for the few of you who followed me before I had my furry account this is what I typed almost all my tweets on. The default ringtone was car noises.
One time when I was like 19 and camping in the woods a big yeti lady came up to my campsite and started eating all the hot dogs in the cooler. I yelled at her and she cupped her big hairy jugs, bounced them up and down, then ran off. To this day I have no idea what that gesture meant in that context
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
One time when I was like 19 and camping in the woods a big yeti lady came up to my campsite and started eating all the hot dogs in the cooler. I yelled at her and she cupped her big hairy jugs, bounced them up and down, then ran off. To this day I have no idea what that gesture meant in that context
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yoshi tried to eat my ass
January 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
yoshi tried to eat my ass
11 Angry Men & 1 Guy on Xanax Who Just Goes "Huh" the Whole Time
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
11 Angry Men & 1 Guy on Xanax Who Just Goes "Huh" the Whole Time
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Miyamoto looking like an old guy for real now is making me just go "oh no everyone from old video games is grandpa now"
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Miyamoto looking like an old guy for real now is making me just go "oh no everyone from old video games is grandpa now"
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November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
Did I lose no nostalgia critic November if someone just posted audio of him
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Did I lose no nostalgia critic November if someone just posted audio of him
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E o animality do Sub-Zero que é virar um urso e dar uma mamada violenta?
Faz sentido
Faz sentido
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
E o animality do Sub-Zero que é virar um urso e dar uma mamada violenta?
Faz sentido
Faz sentido
Thanks google
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Thanks google
Its ya boy lil cumstain
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Its ya boy lil cumstain