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she/her amateur enthusiast. addleminded. absurd. adhd. alliterative. adequately aged.
"Let's go steal our show" -Nate, before telling Hardison to hack my roku, presumably.
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE EVENTS WERE
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I think of that tweet at least as often as i think of in a week
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Introducing: Diggity Kitty the Dayglow Dude.
November 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I did, at a much later time, have to have someone explain to me what everyone meant by "the birds and the bees" though.

We never really bothered with euphemisms, so despite knowing how babies were made, I was confused a lot.
October 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Now I have to go to work and prevent myself from telling customers to not apply the coffee to their lungs all day ♡
October 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
OMG THEY ARE THANK YOU
October 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Writer, I said, because i have shitty reading comprehension and conflated this with an article about Johnny Cash and how we've all been sleeping on him, which also: ??

Clearly the wrong energy to bring into the swiftie tweets my bad
October 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Also all the ladies im thinking of would not be pleased to be pitted against other ladies over something like this so I dont really wanna make a list of my own.
October 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Anyway, superlatives like this are incredibly subjective, and I dont see why someone has to be "the greatest" when the writer could have just said "her lyrics speak to me like no one else's", which would be more true and also cause far less rage/incredulity engagement .
October 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM