🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 Valkyrie Eleison
@anitmata.bsky.social
@beneprism.rip's Canadian girlfriend and Polybius speedrun champion 2021.
Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
Semiotics, Assyriology, literature, writing, and border collies.
Liberal. Words mean how they're used. Reason is, and ought only to be, the slave of the passions.
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When you missed your physical checkup but your doctor is Beverly Crusher 👀 #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekVoyager
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
When you missed your physical checkup but your doctor is Beverly Crusher 👀 #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekVoyager
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Three Girls, 1911
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25164
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25164
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Three Girls, 1911
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25164
https://botfrens.com/collections/88/contents/25164
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It's true that there are lots of countries on the American continents, yet when I call my girlfriend, who lives in the United States, with citizenship in the United States, who was born in the United States, American rather than Mexican, we have a fight. So I don't think the term is hotly in-demand.
I understand the objection to calling citizens of the United States "Americans," and I understand "USians" only really works as an alternative in print, so I suggest we call them Unitarians.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It's true that there are lots of countries on the American continents, yet when I call my girlfriend, who lives in the United States, with citizenship in the United States, who was born in the United States, American rather than Mexican, we have a fight. So I don't think the term is hotly in-demand.
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Mme Maintenon scandalized to discover she had created Smith College
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Mme Maintenon scandalized to discover she had created Smith College
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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i had to cancel a little talk i planned today so here's one of my favorite slides from it
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i had to cancel a little talk i planned today so here's one of my favorite slides from it
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Cannot get enough of Tom Cox's superlative sheep commentary.
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Cannot get enough of Tom Cox's superlative sheep commentary.
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Nobody teach Castiel how to download a phone app.
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Nobody teach Castiel how to download a phone app.
Truly awful year from any objective measure
Truly wonderful year subjectively
Truly wonderful year subjectively
2025 actually did suck. i know we've all said this about a lot of previous years but this one was quite bad actually
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Truly awful year from any objective measure
Truly wonderful year subjectively
Truly wonderful year subjectively
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I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Happy Thanksgiving!
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They were very happy for us!
About to tell my folks I'm engaged, wish me luck
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
They were very happy for us!
Rage bait in its purest form
(She prefers 'work-life integration', and uses it in a way that is functionally meaningless)
(She prefers 'work-life integration', and uses it in a way that is functionally meaningless)
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Rage bait in its purest form
(She prefers 'work-life integration', and uses it in a way that is functionally meaningless)
(She prefers 'work-life integration', and uses it in a way that is functionally meaningless)
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happy transliving
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
happy transliving
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Honestly if your issue with sex work is people “selling their bodies” but you have no issue with professional sports, particularly football, then you don’t actually care about people’s health and safety and your concern is your own perception of sexuality being tied to morality which is puritanical
September 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Honestly if your issue with sex work is people “selling their bodies” but you have no issue with professional sports, particularly football, then you don’t actually care about people’s health and safety and your concern is your own perception of sexuality being tied to morality which is puritanical
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I want to watch this 👀
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I want to watch this 👀
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16Arlington x Antony Price Collection #fashionsky
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
16Arlington x Antony Price Collection #fashionsky
This is ...actually good
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
This is ...actually good
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An important detail is that little dude delivered this while wearing a red dress that brings to mind nothing so much as Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights music video. A true icon.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
An important detail is that little dude delivered this while wearing a red dress that brings to mind nothing so much as Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights music video. A true icon.
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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Last night someone cleared all of the MILFs for Mother Earth zines out of the little free library and I hope that means that someone is handing these out at their family thanksgiving today.
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Last night someone cleared all of the MILFs for Mother Earth zines out of the little free library and I hope that means that someone is handing these out at their family thanksgiving today.
Need to feel her arms around me
Picture is unrelated
Picture is unrelated
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Need to feel her arms around me
Picture is unrelated
Picture is unrelated
My ADHD was so bad I could never keep a job
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My ADHD was so bad I could never keep a job
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Happy Thanksgiving, Aqualad thread
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Aqualad thread
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If you've never seen NIGHT OF THE COMET, there's a big hole in your cult film roster...and in your christmas classics! come join us! nerdist.com/article/nigh...
The Fascinating History and Horror Legacy of NIGHT OF THE COMET
Night of the Comet is a loving ode to B-movies of generations past and pure horror gem packed with an intriguing history.
nerdist.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If you've never seen NIGHT OF THE COMET, there's a big hole in your cult film roster...and in your christmas classics! come join us! nerdist.com/article/nigh...