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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ

@bogwitch.bsky.social

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Spooky Miniaturist / Professional Hag Folklore | Ancient History | Silly Memes Coming to you live from a bucket of haunted bog water. Scito, viri nihil sunt.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 6h

Blessed to have been able to pass it on to someone so worthy 🙏🏻

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 6h

The Monkey (2025) is far funnier than I expected. I'm enjoying it far too much.

a stuffed monkey is playing a drum in front of a tv screen

ALT: a stuffed monkey is playing a drum in front of a tv screen

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 7h

Still thinking about this corpulent fungi I saw at Dyrham Park the other day

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 7h

But oh my GOD you look cute in that Foxblood babydoll 🤩

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 7h

Eeeew

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 7h

What the actual fuck

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 20h

Large scale oof

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Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival @theharvestmaid.bsky.social · 22h

"Perimenopause"
--clinical
--what does that even mean
--people look at you with pity 👎

"Preparing for the Ascension"
--mystical
--what does that even mean
--people look at you in fear 👍

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

Just start sending her links to YouTube how to videos lol

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 1d

My Tesla updated its software to include ‘existential autopilot.’ It just drives in circles whispering ‘you’re doing great’ until the battery dies.

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

Every time.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

Duuuude that's fucken SICK

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

Thrilled to learn that the Deepo injection I had before I left Australia is the subject of a global class action because it CAUSES FUCKING BRAIN TUMOURS

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

PROGRESS

a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "

ALT: a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

That was fantastic feedback, thank you. I always, ALWAYS forget to slog through the policies properly.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

TRYING MY BEST MARCUS

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

Ah shit yes, thank you!!

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

“The first rule is to keep an untroubled spirit. The second is to look things in the face and know them for what they are.” ― Marcus Aurelius

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you, my darling! Also do you want me to make you some unhinged lala loopsy tees because I absolutely will lol

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

Ok so I rebuilt the Twin Fox site in Slopify with a great deal of swearing.

Could some of my lovely pocket fam have a scroll and a clicketty click through and tell me if you see anything that isn't working?

ETERNAL GRATITUDE AWAITS

twin-fox.co.uk

Twin Fox UK

twin-fox.co.uk

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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

Never lol

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

Today's immaculate, if bratty, vibe:

open.spotify.com/track/0A9FYr...

Creep

open.spotify.com

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

Oh I had one of those. They're extremely cool. Nice find.

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

This sign makes me laugh every time I pass it. It has such an unnecessarily human face??

VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 1d

This most interminable sense of loss.

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