amelia burger 👻
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they call me the greatest ‘cause i’m not very good and they’re being sarcastic.
there’s no way this snl sketch is possibly going to be funnier than the reality
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
there’s no way this snl sketch is possibly going to be funnier than the reality
zohran has the one thing trump wants most but will never have which is to be liked by new yorkers
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
zohran has the one thing trump wants most but will never have which is to be liked by new yorkers
tinder but for marrying someone for the health insurance
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
tinder but for marrying someone for the health insurance
watching survivor like wow imagine having core strength
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
watching survivor like wow imagine having core strength
websites: who needs ‘em?
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
websites: who needs ‘em?
we deserve an “Oops! All she freaked it for real” best actress race tbh
It strikes me that Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, and Amanda Seyfried are all competing for the same, "Okay, she freaked it for real" slot in the Oscar Best Actress race, and only one of them can succeed, and this makes me sad.
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
we deserve an “Oops! All she freaked it for real” best actress race tbh
getting this notif as the credits are rolling on hamnet 💀
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
getting this notif as the credits are rolling on hamnet 💀
is the pope on letterboxd
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
is the pope on letterboxd
dang this is the most bummed i’ve been by a show cancellation in a minute, immediately followed by the most “huh”
‘POKER FACE’ has been cancelled by Peacock after 2 seasons.
However, Rian Johnson is pitching a new version of the series with Peter Dinklage taking over as detective Charlie Cale
(Source: Deadline)
However, Rian Johnson is pitching a new version of the series with Peter Dinklage taking over as detective Charlie Cale
(Source: Deadline)
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
dang this is the most bummed i’ve been by a show cancellation in a minute, immediately followed by the most “huh”
excited to announce i will not be running for congress in either ny-10 or ny-12
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
excited to announce i will not be running for congress in either ny-10 or ny-12
i have experience getting fired without warning which i wasn't a big fan of. but i can also now say i do not enjoy getting laid off with a whole bunch of warning.
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i have experience getting fired without warning which i wasn't a big fan of. but i can also now say i do not enjoy getting laid off with a whole bunch of warning.
what if instead of applying for jobs i just spend the rest of the year spending all my time working on my movies fantasy league spreadsheet and blog
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
what if instead of applying for jobs i just spend the rest of the year spending all my time working on my movies fantasy league spreadsheet and blog
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50 states is such a nice round number i think if we want to add new states it should be a one in one out policy. dc statehood? abolish wyoming. puerto rico gets in? one dakota now.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
50 states is such a nice round number i think if we want to add new states it should be a one in one out policy. dc statehood? abolish wyoming. puerto rico gets in? one dakota now.
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thinking about how me and eric adams are both going to be unemployed on january 1st
November 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
thinking about how me and eric adams are both going to be unemployed on january 1st
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[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice
honestly wasn’t even that hard to find a mayor who doesn’t suck shit actually
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
honestly wasn’t even that hard to find a mayor who doesn’t suck shit actually
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my kingdom for a laptop charger that works even when it's not sitting at the exact perfect angle
October 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
my kingdom for a laptop charger that works even when it's not sitting at the exact perfect angle
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As promised, here's a longer explanation of why you should vote YES on all the NYC ballot initiatives EXCEPT #6
✅ YES on #1
✅ YES on #2
✅ YES on #3
✅ YES on #4
✅ YES on #5
🚫 NO on #6
✅ YES on #1
✅ YES on #2
✅ YES on #3
✅ YES on #4
✅ YES on #5
🚫 NO on #6
I'll write a longer post on why, but here's how I'm voting on the ballot initiatives, and I strongly encourage you to do the same.
✅ YES on #1
✅ YES on #2
✅ YES on #3
✅ YES on #4
✅ YES on #5
🚫 NO on #6
✅ YES on #1
✅ YES on #2
✅ YES on #3
✅ YES on #4
✅ YES on #5
🚫 NO on #6
Go vote! And remember to flip your ballot for the charter amendments!
October 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
As promised, here's a longer explanation of why you should vote YES on all the NYC ballot initiatives EXCEPT #6
✅ YES on #1
✅ YES on #2
✅ YES on #3
✅ YES on #4
✅ YES on #5
🚫 NO on #6
✅ YES on #1
✅ YES on #2
✅ YES on #3
✅ YES on #4
✅ YES on #5
🚫 NO on #6
i was trying to see if i could pull off a waluigi voice for my halloween costume tomorrow and andrew cuomo appeared in my apartment and accused me of being racist against italians
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i was trying to see if i could pull off a waluigi voice for my halloween costume tomorrow and andrew cuomo appeared in my apartment and accused me of being racist against italians
staying up too late doing nothing because i hate tomorrow me and i love to suffer
October 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
staying up too late doing nothing because i hate tomorrow me and i love to suffer
hot take: not giving #survivor players rice potentially makes them worse players from just the mental/physical toll and either way it definitely doesn’t make for better tv in any way
October 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
hot take: not giving #survivor players rice potentially makes them worse players from just the mental/physical toll and either way it definitely doesn’t make for better tv in any way