Helen
@garfooble.bsky.social
i'm like if a beautiful transgender woman was also a huge nerd about jazz
she/her
she/her
drinking a martini is so fun because it's artificially putting up barriers between yourself and life's greatest joy (eating a big olive)
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
drinking a martini is so fun because it's artificially putting up barriers between yourself and life's greatest joy (eating a big olive)
idk what gonzo journalism is but it sure sounds like fun!
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
idk what gonzo journalism is but it sure sounds like fun!
they should invent a scallion that doesn't immediately wilt in the fridge
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
they should invent a scallion that doesn't immediately wilt in the fridge
all gave some... some gave all...
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
all gave some... some gave all...
speak for yourself. i'm still doing a borat impression
We have transitioned from every young woman comedian doing a Kaitlin Olson impression to every young woman comedian doing an Ilana Glazer impression.
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
speak for yourself. i'm still doing a borat impression
"'my kinda town, chicago is'
- frank sinatra"
- helen garfinkle
- frank sinatra"
- helen garfinkle
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"'my kinda town, chicago is'
- frank sinatra"
- helen garfinkle
- frank sinatra"
- helen garfinkle
i have been in chicago for three days with some of my favorite dance friends but god i need to hang out with a gay person soooooooooo bad
November 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i have been in chicago for three days with some of my favorite dance friends but god i need to hang out with a gay person soooooooooo bad
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ate a chicago dog within 30 minutes of leaving o'hare. we are so back
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ate a chicago dog within 30 minutes of leaving o'hare. we are so back
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trying to quit spotify but the library management and navigation in apple music is absolutely atrocious. is tidal any better?
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
trying to quit spotify but the library management and navigation in apple music is absolutely atrocious. is tidal any better?
as an adult you hardly ever hear about people discussing the workload in their International Baccalaureate classes. what ever happened
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
as an adult you hardly ever hear about people discussing the workload in their International Baccalaureate classes. what ever happened
i'm the world's first yes-goodnik
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i'm the world's first yes-goodnik
Now You See Me heads lock in. this is our time
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Now You See Me heads lock in. this is our time
psychoanalysis is all fun and games until she hits you with the "i wonder if that's connected to what we've been talking about lately"
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
psychoanalysis is all fun and games until she hits you with the "i wonder if that's connected to what we've been talking about lately"
can there be a way to dump spotify where i get to maintain my decade-long library sorted by "recently added" pls
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
can there be a way to dump spotify where i get to maintain my decade-long library sorted by "recently added" pls
i'm the first person ever to have a tummy ache and trust me: you DON'T want to be the second
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
i'm the first person ever to have a tummy ache and trust me: you DON'T want to be the second
now they get to face the secret _true_ final boss: the minnesota timberwolves
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
now they get to face the secret _true_ final boss: the minnesota timberwolves
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the moment when we handed out candy to the 800th kid of the night, not even into hour 2
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
the moment when we handed out candy to the 800th kid of the night, not even into hour 2
pov you have the world's most beautiful husband (pc: @rosemary.world)
October 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
pov you have the world's most beautiful husband (pc: @rosemary.world)
going to "hit the sack" in ways our ancestors only dreamed of
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 AM
going to "hit the sack" in ways our ancestors only dreamed of
bird cameron winter: i... i can't even hear myself squawk
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
bird cameron winter: i... i can't even hear myself squawk