amberkitty
@amberkitty.bsky.social
5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
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God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
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really should’ve been a guy from Road Rules
I can’t believe the guy from Real World is in charge of travel in this country.
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
really should’ve been a guy from Road Rules
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People with glass hearts shouldn't throw themselves at people with hearts of stone.
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
People with glass hearts shouldn't throw themselves at people with hearts of stone.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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You all need to know about this too
Ok listen though. Get a container of caramel apple dip and a container of cool whip and mix them together and you’ll have the most amazing fruit dip you’ve ever tasted in your life
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You all need to know about this too
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. twenty one pilots
2. OU football
3. sporadic random thoughts I guess? I think a lot of them are about food
1. twenty one pilots
2. OU football
3. sporadic random thoughts I guess? I think a lot of them are about food
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. Orange cat energy
2. Ghost band
3. Eating & flirting
1. Orange cat energy
2. Ghost band
3. Eating & flirting
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong x
1. Gary Numan
2. Luna
3.Annoying
1. Gary Numan
2. Luna
3.Annoying
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. twenty one pilots
2. OU football
3. sporadic random thoughts I guess? I think a lot of them are about food
1. twenty one pilots
2. OU football
3. sporadic random thoughts I guess? I think a lot of them are about food
If I ever don’t know what I want to eat the answer is usually pulled pork baked potato
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If I ever don’t know what I want to eat the answer is usually pulled pork baked potato
The flu shot may be pretty effective this year. I started getting sick Saturday morning but it never got past a few sneezes and runny nose and it’s already gone. My 19yo got sick Saturday afternoon and got the full gamut of symptoms, she tested positive today. I had the flu shot, she didn’t.
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The flu shot may be pretty effective this year. I started getting sick Saturday morning but it never got past a few sneezes and runny nose and it’s already gone. My 19yo got sick Saturday afternoon and got the full gamut of symptoms, she tested positive today. I had the flu shot, she didn’t.
What a messy thing life is
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What a messy thing life is
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I don’t know how to play it cool. I simply can’t stop being obnoxious
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I don’t know how to play it cool. I simply can’t stop being obnoxious
Good morning to fans of teams who silenced the haters yesterday only
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Good morning to fans of teams who silenced the haters yesterday only
This game is gonna give me gray hair
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This game is gonna give me gray hair
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Bama, have you thought of getting your kicker short shorts?
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Bama, have you thought of getting your kicker short shorts?
Whoever gave me this cold is getting cursed by an etsy witch
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Whoever gave me this cold is getting cursed by an etsy witch
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
Register: we’re gonna text your receipt to the number on file
Me: k
Me: who’s texting me?
Every single time
Me: k
Me: who’s texting me?
Every single time
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Register: we’re gonna text your receipt to the number on file
Me: k
Me: who’s texting me?
Every single time
Me: k
Me: who’s texting me?
Every single time
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I’m left entirely to my own devices for most of the day today and someone really should have thought this through
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I’m left entirely to my own devices for most of the day today and someone really should have thought this through
I’m getting a bonus Halloween tomorrow after the game. My kids’ little cousin has been in the hospital for both his birthday and Halloween and he’s out now so we’re doing a trunk or treat just for him
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m getting a bonus Halloween tomorrow after the game. My kids’ little cousin has been in the hospital for both his birthday and Halloween and he’s out now so we’re doing a trunk or treat just for him
Coworker just walked in and handed me a breakfast burrito. Happy Friday to you too
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Coworker just walked in and handed me a breakfast burrito. Happy Friday to you too
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A series of unfortunate annoyances
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A series of unfortunate annoyances
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It’s always “I wanna post a banger” and never “I wanna bang a poster”.
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s always “I wanna post a banger” and never “I wanna bang a poster”.
Whose turn was it to keep me from making mistakes
November 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Whose turn was it to keep me from making mistakes
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If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
My boss left me in charge for the afternoon, everyone go home
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My boss left me in charge for the afternoon, everyone go home
Pretty sure they’re lying to us about sleep. Got 8 hours last night and feel no different than my usual 5-6
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Pretty sure they’re lying to us about sleep. Got 8 hours last night and feel no different than my usual 5-6