Amber Marshall 🎄🎁🎅🏻
@amarshallwriting.bsky.social
She/her. Author of Negatives and Apertures, paranormal horror romances. Co-author of The Trident of Merrow with Kristopher Lewis. Food enthusiast.
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Negatives
After a daring project gets her expelled from her hated Catholic high school, amateur photographer Jane LeRou is eager to reconnect with her best friend Megan and catch up with her childhood best frie...
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Negatives is 50% off in the Smashwords end of year sale! Get the eBook for $2.99 here:
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I think the reason I didn't know any Ed Sheeran songs is because I didn't know they were Ed Sheeran songs. Because he sounds like a hot young Latino guy and looks like a house elf that fell into the master's beard shavings.
December 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I think the reason I didn't know any Ed Sheeran songs is because I didn't know they were Ed Sheeran songs. Because he sounds like a hot young Latino guy and looks like a house elf that fell into the master's beard shavings.
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
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[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
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December 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
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Use the Oxford Comma or go into an Oxford Coma. Your choice.
December 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Use the Oxford Comma or go into an Oxford Coma. Your choice.
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The entire Blackwell series is 70% off during the Steam Winter sale!
Eight years in the making, the Blackwell series tell the story of medium Rosa Blackwell and her spirit guide Joey Mallone as they help lost and lonely ghosts pass on.
Find them here: store.steampowered.com/bundle/6377/...
Eight years in the making, the Blackwell series tell the story of medium Rosa Blackwell and her spirit guide Joey Mallone as they help lost and lonely ghosts pass on.
Find them here: store.steampowered.com/bundle/6377/...
December 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The entire Blackwell series is 70% off during the Steam Winter sale!
Eight years in the making, the Blackwell series tell the story of medium Rosa Blackwell and her spirit guide Joey Mallone as they help lost and lonely ghosts pass on.
Find them here: store.steampowered.com/bundle/6377/...
Eight years in the making, the Blackwell series tell the story of medium Rosa Blackwell and her spirit guide Joey Mallone as they help lost and lonely ghosts pass on.
Find them here: store.steampowered.com/bundle/6377/...
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people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
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Paradise Killer is free on the Epic Store for a few more hours and it's one of my all-time favourite detective games. I bounced off the demo, and un-bouncing off it turned out to be a great decision.
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Paradise Killer | Download and Buy Today - Epic Games Store
Download and play Paradise Killer at the Epic Games Store. Check for platform availability and price!
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December 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Paradise Killer is free on the Epic Store for a few more hours and it's one of my all-time favourite detective games. I bounced off the demo, and un-bouncing off it turned out to be a great decision.
store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/para...
store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/para...
Only 4 days until Christmas! Not enough time to order someone a gift but plenty of time to gift them this and you don't have to battle crowds or drive anywhere!
Negatives is 50% off in the Smashwords end of year sale! Get the eBook for $2.99 here:
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Negatives
After a daring project gets her expelled from her hated Catholic high school, amateur photographer Jane LeRou is eager to reconnect with her best friend Megan and catch up with her childhood best frie...
www.smashwords.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Only 4 days until Christmas! Not enough time to order someone a gift but plenty of time to gift them this and you don't have to battle crowds or drive anywhere!
I made this tonight and it was two hours from start of prep to on the table but it's friggin delicious, you guys. 🤤
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Dracula’s Paprika Hendl from Bram Stoker’s 1897 Novel
YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller
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December 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I made this tonight and it was two hours from start of prep to on the table but it's friggin delicious, you guys. 🤤
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[showing hair stylist an old photo when I was young and more attractive] Make me look like this
December 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
[showing hair stylist an old photo when I was young and more attractive] Make me look like this
I don't kill my darlings. My darlings live on in my rough drafts. I will literally write whatever pleases me most and then do a Save As copy to edit to what's saner to share with the public.
December 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I don't kill my darlings. My darlings live on in my rough drafts. I will literally write whatever pleases me most and then do a Save As copy to edit to what's saner to share with the public.
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“ChatGPT define irony.”
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“ChatGPT define irony.”
I also made Starchies. They are very starchy.
December 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I also made Starchies. They are very starchy.
I'm making Christmas Crack for the first time today.
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm making Christmas Crack for the first time today.
Man, I feel like a complete dumbass not writing on my phone all this time. Every day this week I've managed at least a paragraph or two and it's so quick and easy compared to "I have to find a time to sit down and open up the laptop."
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Man, I feel like a complete dumbass not writing on my phone all this time. Every day this week I've managed at least a paragraph or two and it's so quick and easy compared to "I have to find a time to sit down and open up the laptop."
I take my coffee sweet
My whiskey sour and my bed early
You're too salty for me
(With no apologies to Hozier)
My whiskey sour and my bed early
You're too salty for me
(With no apologies to Hozier)
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I take my coffee sweet
My whiskey sour and my bed early
You're too salty for me
(With no apologies to Hozier)
My whiskey sour and my bed early
You're too salty for me
(With no apologies to Hozier)
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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Rich people are such miserable fucks nowadays that we’re halfway in a recession and I don’t think poor people are even jealous of their lifestyle
December 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Rich people are such miserable fucks nowadays that we’re halfway in a recession and I don’t think poor people are even jealous of their lifestyle
Radio said that Tom Cruise wants a knighthood. I said he's not a British subject. Coworker said, "Well if people can just decide they're a different gender every day then why not?" as if one actor's ego trip is in any way the same kind of thing. 😡
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Radio said that Tom Cruise wants a knighthood. I said he's not a British subject. Coworker said, "Well if people can just decide they're a different gender every day then why not?" as if one actor's ego trip is in any way the same kind of thing. 😡
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The real scandal should be that there are kiss cams at what are theoretically rock concerts. Kiss cams are for when there is a lull in a baseball game! Your concert should not have a part that is boring and well lit enough for a kiss cam to be relevant.
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The real scandal should be that there are kiss cams at what are theoretically rock concerts. Kiss cams are for when there is a lull in a baseball game! Your concert should not have a part that is boring and well lit enough for a kiss cam to be relevant.
It's the most wonderful time of the year... 🎶
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Lord of the Sales: The Battle of Walletsdeep
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December 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the year... 🎶
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Bumblebees also hibernate. They dig cozy little holes. I could cry just thinking about it.
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bumblebees also hibernate. They dig cozy little holes. I could cry just thinking about it.
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The Steam Winter Sale has BEGUN!
From now until January 5th, all our games are 20-70% off.
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From now until January 5th, all our games are 20-70% off.
store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...
December 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The Steam Winter Sale has BEGUN!
From now until January 5th, all our games are 20-70% off.
store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...
From now until January 5th, all our games are 20-70% off.
store.steampowered.com/developer/Wa...
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this shouldn't be surprising to anyone: specialization is for insects
fairly certain i qualify as a high performance adult by these standards and i wasn't good at anything as a kid besides reading a shitload of random books
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fairly certain i qualify as a high performance adult by these standards and i wasn't good at anything as a kid besides reading a shitload of random books
www.wsj.com/science/elit...
Most Top-Achieving Adults Weren’t Elite Specialists in Childhood, New Study Finds
An analysis of elite performers, from Olympic athletes to Nobel laureates, found that those who don’t specialize too soon go farther.
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December 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
this shouldn't be surprising to anyone: specialization is for insects
fairly certain i qualify as a high performance adult by these standards and i wasn't good at anything as a kid besides reading a shitload of random books
www.wsj.com/science/elit...
fairly certain i qualify as a high performance adult by these standards and i wasn't good at anything as a kid besides reading a shitload of random books
www.wsj.com/science/elit...
Kiddo is doing Ninja and I'm hard at work. I love smartphones. This is the one thing I always wanted to do with one.
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Kiddo is doing Ninja and I'm hard at work. I love smartphones. This is the one thing I always wanted to do with one.
Gifts? Wrapped.
Christmas cards? Mailed.
Gingerbread mini scone dough? Mixed and shaped.
Bread? Baking in the machine.
Body? Stretched for the first time in a week.
Christmas cards? Mailed.
Gingerbread mini scone dough? Mixed and shaped.
Bread? Baking in the machine.
Body? Stretched for the first time in a week.
a penguin is sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee next to a bag of coffee
ALT: a penguin is sitting at a table holding a cup of coffee next to a bag of coffee
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December 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Gifts? Wrapped.
Christmas cards? Mailed.
Gingerbread mini scone dough? Mixed and shaped.
Bread? Baking in the machine.
Body? Stretched for the first time in a week.
Christmas cards? Mailed.
Gingerbread mini scone dough? Mixed and shaped.
Bread? Baking in the machine.
Body? Stretched for the first time in a week.