Hamiltwan
@hamiltwan.bsky.social
You snooze, you lose.
Well, I have snost and lost.
Well, I have snost and lost.
I had VB last night and didn't watch MNF. I saw lots of skeets about how sloppy Purdy was, but somehow I don't find out until the next morning that somebody did a full swing dick punch?
@treblaw.bsky.social feels like you should have been all over this.
@treblaw.bsky.social feels like you should have been all over this.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I had VB last night and didn't watch MNF. I saw lots of skeets about how sloppy Purdy was, but somehow I don't find out until the next morning that somebody did a full swing dick punch?
@treblaw.bsky.social feels like you should have been all over this.
@treblaw.bsky.social feels like you should have been all over this.
I think the rule should be that you don't dunk on anyone with less than 478* followers because they're just a smol bean and it's their birthday.
(*Number subject to change if someone else starts following me)
(*Number subject to change if someone else starts following me)
I’m guilty too but god this place would be better if we could all agree not to dunk on accounts with less than a hundred followers
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I think the rule should be that you don't dunk on anyone with less than 478* followers because they're just a smol bean and it's their birthday.
(*Number subject to change if someone else starts following me)
(*Number subject to change if someone else starts following me)
Almost forgot to re-skeet this one today, despite Tom so richly earning it yet again.
SHUT THE FUCK UP TOM BRADY
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Almost forgot to re-skeet this one today, despite Tom so richly earning it yet again.
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Her: you’d better not be perfectly parallel to the ground after adjusting to a slightly under thrown ball to make a huge catch on the road in a rivalry game when I get there
Me:
Me:
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Her: you’d better not be perfectly parallel to the ground after adjusting to a slightly under thrown ball to make a huge catch on the road in a rivalry game when I get there
Me:
Me:
Victor Fangio is technically the doctor, we should be referring to this defense as Fangio's Monster.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Victor Fangio is technically the doctor, we should be referring to this defense as Fangio's Monster.
This ignores the tremendous economic value provided by the 'moon demons' they captured and brought back, which we have pretty extensive evidence are the ones that gave Bill Gates the idea for Clippy.
Let’s be honest: nothing Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin have done in the last 56 years justifies the tremendous cost of bringing them back from the moon. NASA should’ve spared the long-suffering taxpayer and left them up there
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This ignores the tremendous economic value provided by the 'moon demons' they captured and brought back, which we have pretty extensive evidence are the ones that gave Bill Gates the idea for Clippy.
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I had a dream that Doctor Pepper was selling eggnog in a standard soda can. I had one, and just as I popped the top I woke up, and now I'm mad I will never know what specifically they were selling. Was it nog with Dr. Pepper flavor? Dr. Pepper with notes of egg nog? Carbonated? Poisonous?
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I had a dream that Doctor Pepper was selling eggnog in a standard soda can. I had one, and just as I popped the top I woke up, and now I'm mad I will never know what specifically they were selling. Was it nog with Dr. Pepper flavor? Dr. Pepper with notes of egg nog? Carbonated? Poisonous?
Three ghosts tried to show Sandal the error of his ways, but he was really asleep and didn't wake up or notice.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Three ghosts tried to show Sandal the error of his ways, but he was really asleep and didn't wake up or notice.
I had a dream that Doctor Pepper was selling eggnog in a standard soda can. I had one, and just as I popped the top I woke up, and now I'm mad I will never know what specifically they were selling. Was it nog with Dr. Pepper flavor? Dr. Pepper with notes of egg nog? Carbonated? Poisonous?
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I had a dream that Doctor Pepper was selling eggnog in a standard soda can. I had one, and just as I popped the top I woke up, and now I'm mad I will never know what specifically they were selling. Was it nog with Dr. Pepper flavor? Dr. Pepper with notes of egg nog? Carbonated? Poisonous?
Guys, @themountaingoats.bsky.social JUST released an album, and you're already putting new song titles out there?
From the brand new issue of Museums Journal, guest-edited by Gary Younge, my article on human remains in museums — "Return The Bones"; you can read it here >> www.danhicks.uk/essays
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Guys, @themountaingoats.bsky.social JUST released an album, and you're already putting new song titles out there?
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
Ugh, I can't believe the Eagles game next week is scheduled to start at 11 pm.
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Ugh, I can't believe the Eagles game next week is scheduled to start at 11 pm.
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Really like that you can tell exactly when someone got into Collinsworth's ear that he had to stop criticizing the officiating.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Really like that you can tell exactly when someone got into Collinsworth's ear that he had to stop criticizing the officiating.
Did he not call for a fair catch?
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Did he not call for a fair catch?
Guys, can you imagine how funny it would be if the Lions punt on their next drive and it gets returned for a tuddy?
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Guys, can you imagine how funny it would be if the Lions punt on their next drive and it gets returned for a tuddy?
Gerald Golf is not having a good game tonight, imo.
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Gerald Golf is not having a good game tonight, imo.
It undermines the claim that Jameson Williams is super fast when the guy he is out running is Adoree Jackson, who is my age.
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It undermines the claim that Jameson Williams is super fast when the guy he is out running is Adoree Jackson, who is my age.
I'm getting ready to get incandescently angry when these refs inevitably call a ticky tack hold or PI on and Eagles DB after "letting them play" by grabbing AJ and DeVonta.
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm getting ready to get incandescently angry when these refs inevitably call a ticky tack hold or PI on and Eagles DB after "letting them play" by grabbing AJ and DeVonta.
Eagles are never gonna fall for the "try to draw them offsides on the fake 4th down go for it" because Nick Siriani has told them that he will [redacted] anyone who lets another coach have the thing that Nick wants more than anything in the world.
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Eagles are never gonna fall for the "try to draw them offsides on the fake 4th down go for it" because Nick Siriani has told them that he will [redacted] anyone who lets another coach have the thing that Nick wants more than anything in the world.
Kevin Hart should have to be in at least one movie or TV show before be can be in another dozen commercials.
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Kevin Hart should have to be in at least one movie or TV show before be can be in another dozen commercials.
@treblaw.bsky.social I'm hearing reports that the Commanders ate something, any updates from your NFL sources about what they might have eaten?
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
@treblaw.bsky.social I'm hearing reports that the Commanders ate something, any updates from your NFL sources about what they might have eaten?
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they can come into the tent when they admit they were wrong and change their views
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
they can come into the tent when they admit they were wrong and change their views
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
Still feels good to do a DIY project, but I have to say the sense of accomplishment for fixing the garage door opener remote was slightly lessened by the fact that the YouTube tutorial video was only one minute and thirty eight seconds long.
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Still feels good to do a DIY project, but I have to say the sense of accomplishment for fixing the garage door opener remote was slightly lessened by the fact that the YouTube tutorial video was only one minute and thirty eight seconds long.