Hamiltwan
@hamiltwan.bsky.social
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You snooze, you lose. Well, I have snost and lost.
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This belief is a common side effect of drinking Diet Coke.
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All the ones who did that imagine video during the pandemic can't get in tho.
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I don't believe in hell, but for his sake I'm holding out a little bit of hope.
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Worst person you know has a good point dot jpeg
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President Trump tells reporters aboard Air Force One that he doesn’t think he’s going to get into heaven.

“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven.”

(I isolated Trump’s voice)
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You mean surfing on top of Old Faithful while it erupts, right?
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Sorry, I was sitting on the can and couldn't get "it's time I had some time alone" out of my head.
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Perfect NFL penalty because half the time it is way too harsh, 1/3rd of the time it is a cop out and they should have called PI, and the other portion it's somehow both.
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Certainly you aren't mad and we shouldn't tell the newspaper you are mad.
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Bones (The Killers)? Halloween song. Dead (TMBG)? Halloween song. Graves (Chrvches)...you guessed it, Halloween song.
I Want You (Third Eye Blind) is a Halloween song, but the song of the same name by Savage Garden? Not a Halloween song.
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If we have a "is this a Halloween song" discourse, I want to stake out my Halloween song maximalist position. Zombie (The Cranberries) is a Halloween song, so is At Your Funeral (by Saves the Day) and The Funeral (Band of Horses) and I Miss You (blink-182).
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Same theme as Afraid by The Neighborhood, a certified Halloween song.
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Up The Wolves is a Halloween song
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I mean, seriously, fuck off with this shit.
hamiltwan.bsky.social
You haven't denounced The Spanish Inquisition, so logically I should wait until you do so before I can say you should be able to go about your life safely. Right?
hamiltwan.bsky.social
Do you support the Zodiac killer?
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Also, 'the right to be safe'? What the fuck man, are there other religions and ethnic groups that you think it's ok to just casually assert that they should face violence if they have bad beliefs?
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Why is the default that Jewish folks have to denounce a specific foreign country because a lot of the people there share their religion?
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Why do you phrase it that way, instead of "I don't like the specific people who support what Israel is doing in Palestine"? Do you say "I believe that Americans who stand against ICE have the right to be safe"?
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Da Strap God got another one?!?
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Motherfucker better not steal Christmas
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He has access to our private data, and also the current vice president.
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He's already cooked, so it would be an easy process.
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Spoilers! I haven't gotten around to reading A Drop Of Corruption yet.