Altofan
@altofan.bsky.social
She/her. Mom to kids and cats. Choir nerd, Good Omens fanatic, book lover, liberal American in a very red state.
Trying a new local coffee place and I'm a fan. They gave me a real cup! ❤️ I can't explain but the cup your fancy latte comes in matters and if you agree then you know. The cute tulip art doesn't hurt either.
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Trying a new local coffee place and I'm a fan. They gave me a real cup! ❤️ I can't explain but the cup your fancy latte comes in matters and if you agree then you know. The cute tulip art doesn't hurt either.
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I've seen a waterbed but that's all. Never slept on one or owned one
I've seen a waterbed but that's all. Never slept on one or owned one
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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I've seen a waterbed but that's all. Never slept on one or owned one
I've seen a waterbed but that's all. Never slept on one or owned one
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whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
whoever is writing reality lately is really getting heavy-handed with it. no subtlety at all
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If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
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If you voted for Trump in 2024 and finally realize that he lied to get your vote and things aren't going well, it's okay to change your mind.
Write your representative in Congress and tell them how you want them to vote. Tell them how things are going. Tell them to hold Trump accountable.
Write your representative in Congress and tell them how you want them to vote. Tell them how things are going. Tell them to hold Trump accountable.
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If you voted for Trump in 2024 and finally realize that he lied to get your vote and things aren't going well, it's okay to change your mind.
Write your representative in Congress and tell them how you want them to vote. Tell them how things are going. Tell them to hold Trump accountable.
Write your representative in Congress and tell them how you want them to vote. Tell them how things are going. Tell them to hold Trump accountable.
What the actual fuck is wrong with this man.
December 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What the actual fuck is wrong with this man.
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a year that begins with the loss of david lynch and ends with the loss of rob reiner qualifies as a nightmare
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
a year that begins with the loss of david lynch and ends with the loss of rob reiner qualifies as a nightmare
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
My husband and I watched this movie on our first date. We have a cat named Westley. It means so much to me.
Even more than that Rob Reiner was a genuinely good guy in a world where there are too few of those. This is fucking devastating.
Even more than that Rob Reiner was a genuinely good guy in a world where there are too few of those. This is fucking devastating.
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My husband and I watched this movie on our first date. We have a cat named Westley. It means so much to me.
Even more than that Rob Reiner was a genuinely good guy in a world where there are too few of those. This is fucking devastating.
Even more than that Rob Reiner was a genuinely good guy in a world where there are too few of those. This is fucking devastating.
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Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
December 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it
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Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.
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I’ve tried multiple times to write a post about the 2 year anniversary of the GO3 announcement, but I keep deleting it bc I don’t have the words to describe the journey it’s been for us as a fandom since 2023. I’m so thankful for GO3 & the happy ending we’ll get soon. Michael says it best 💖
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’ve tried multiple times to write a post about the 2 year anniversary of the GO3 announcement, but I keep deleting it bc I don’t have the words to describe the journey it’s been for us as a fandom since 2023. I’m so thankful for GO3 & the happy ending we’ll get soon. Michael says it best 💖
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Tomorrow is the s3 renewal anniversary and I’ll never forget the euphoria I felt. Nor will I ever forgive the bastard who almost took it away
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Tomorrow is the s3 renewal anniversary and I’ll never forget the euphoria I felt. Nor will I ever forgive the bastard who almost took it away
I'm doing an experiment with a few different snickerdoodle recipes. My favorite one is my grandma's but in recent years it hasn't worked for me (I've done it perfectly a billion times & this is a recent problem). It uses margarine & I figured that had to be the problem.
But why just now? Well...
But why just now? Well...
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm doing an experiment with a few different snickerdoodle recipes. My favorite one is my grandma's but in recent years it hasn't worked for me (I've done it perfectly a billion times & this is a recent problem). It uses margarine & I figured that had to be the problem.
But why just now? Well...
But why just now? Well...
Kid is watching Duck Tales (the newer David Tennant one) in the next room and I heard "500 Miles" playing. I ran in there like "when did they put this in Duck Tales?"
It was actually a Starbucks commercial. But that would be really funny, right? I wouldn't actually have been that surprised
It was actually a Starbucks commercial. But that would be really funny, right? I wouldn't actually have been that surprised
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Kid is watching Duck Tales (the newer David Tennant one) in the next room and I heard "500 Miles" playing. I ran in there like "when did they put this in Duck Tales?"
It was actually a Starbucks commercial. But that would be really funny, right? I wouldn't actually have been that surprised
It was actually a Starbucks commercial. But that would be really funny, right? I wouldn't actually have been that surprised
I was just at Ulta and apparently we're trying to make Clinique Happy a thing again? That's always been the only perfume that doesn't instantly give me a sneezing fit and/or migraine so personally I love this.
Plus I still have a bottle from the first time we did this
Plus I still have a bottle from the first time we did this
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I was just at Ulta and apparently we're trying to make Clinique Happy a thing again? That's always been the only perfume that doesn't instantly give me a sneezing fit and/or migraine so personally I love this.
Plus I still have a bottle from the first time we did this
Plus I still have a bottle from the first time we did this
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Bought wine at Costco today & when I showed my ID the cashier (I'd guess early 40s like me) looked at it & said "You know, I don't know of any underage people who are like, 'hey let's buy a Costco membership so we can scope out the wine section.' You're good"
I laughed so hard. Good point sir
I laughed so hard. Good point sir
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bought wine at Costco today & when I showed my ID the cashier (I'd guess early 40s like me) looked at it & said "You know, I don't know of any underage people who are like, 'hey let's buy a Costco membership so we can scope out the wine section.' You're good"
I laughed so hard. Good point sir
I laughed so hard. Good point sir
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My Christmas list this year…
- 10 to 15 minutes of being just regular whelmed
- a gift card for the void
- one (1) precedented time
- a day where I don’t spend $150
- legos
- 10 to 15 minutes of being just regular whelmed
- a gift card for the void
- one (1) precedented time
- a day where I don’t spend $150
- legos
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My Christmas list this year…
- 10 to 15 minutes of being just regular whelmed
- a gift card for the void
- one (1) precedented time
- a day where I don’t spend $150
- legos
- 10 to 15 minutes of being just regular whelmed
- a gift card for the void
- one (1) precedented time
- a day where I don’t spend $150
- legos
My relationship with my 2 brothers is primarily made up of two things:
1. Making fun of our dad
2. Year-round Muppet Christmas Carol memes
1. Making fun of our dad
2. Year-round Muppet Christmas Carol memes
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My relationship with my 2 brothers is primarily made up of two things:
1. Making fun of our dad
2. Year-round Muppet Christmas Carol memes
1. Making fun of our dad
2. Year-round Muppet Christmas Carol memes
Builder working at my house this morning: "What are your cats' names?"
Me: "Well this one is Crowley-"
Him: "Oh like Supernatural?"
😒 No, not quite like that
Also he said his girlfriend heard we had cats & wanted to know their names, & I respect that because that's exactly what I would do
Me: "Well this one is Crowley-"
Him: "Oh like Supernatural?"
😒 No, not quite like that
Also he said his girlfriend heard we had cats & wanted to know their names, & I respect that because that's exactly what I would do
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Builder working at my house this morning: "What are your cats' names?"
Me: "Well this one is Crowley-"
Him: "Oh like Supernatural?"
😒 No, not quite like that
Also he said his girlfriend heard we had cats & wanted to know their names, & I respect that because that's exactly what I would do
Me: "Well this one is Crowley-"
Him: "Oh like Supernatural?"
😒 No, not quite like that
Also he said his girlfriend heard we had cats & wanted to know their names, & I respect that because that's exactly what I would do
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On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Worth repeating: The Supreme Court does not have the power to overrule or rewrite our Constitution.
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Worth repeating: The Supreme Court does not have the power to overrule or rewrite our Constitution.
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