Altofan
@altofan.bsky.social
She/her. Mom to kids and cats. Choir nerd, Good Omens fanatic, book lover, liberal American in a very red state.
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I’ve tried multiple times to write a post about the 2 year anniversary of the GO3 announcement, but I keep deleting it bc I don’t have the words to describe the journey it’s been for us as a fandom since 2023. I’m so thankful for GO3 & the happy ending we’ll get soon. Michael says it best 💖
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’ve tried multiple times to write a post about the 2 year anniversary of the GO3 announcement, but I keep deleting it bc I don’t have the words to describe the journey it’s been for us as a fandom since 2023. I’m so thankful for GO3 & the happy ending we’ll get soon. Michael says it best 💖
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Tomorrow is the s3 renewal anniversary and I’ll never forget the euphoria I felt. Nor will I ever forgive the bastard who almost took it away
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Tomorrow is the s3 renewal anniversary and I’ll never forget the euphoria I felt. Nor will I ever forgive the bastard who almost took it away
I'm doing an experiment with a few different snickerdoodle recipes. My favorite one is my grandma's but in recent years it hasn't worked for me (I've done it perfectly a billion times & this is a recent problem). It uses margarine & I figured that had to be the problem.
But why just now? Well...
But why just now? Well...
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm doing an experiment with a few different snickerdoodle recipes. My favorite one is my grandma's but in recent years it hasn't worked for me (I've done it perfectly a billion times & this is a recent problem). It uses margarine & I figured that had to be the problem.
But why just now? Well...
But why just now? Well...
Kid is watching Duck Tales (the newer David Tennant one) in the next room and I heard "500 Miles" playing. I ran in there like "when did they put this in Duck Tales?"
It was actually a Starbucks commercial. But that would be really funny, right? I wouldn't actually have been that surprised
It was actually a Starbucks commercial. But that would be really funny, right? I wouldn't actually have been that surprised
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Kid is watching Duck Tales (the newer David Tennant one) in the next room and I heard "500 Miles" playing. I ran in there like "when did they put this in Duck Tales?"
It was actually a Starbucks commercial. But that would be really funny, right? I wouldn't actually have been that surprised
It was actually a Starbucks commercial. But that would be really funny, right? I wouldn't actually have been that surprised
I was just at Ulta and apparently we're trying to make Clinique Happy a thing again? That's always been the only perfume that doesn't instantly give me a sneezing fit and/or migraine so personally I love this.
Plus I still have a bottle from the first time we did this
Plus I still have a bottle from the first time we did this
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I was just at Ulta and apparently we're trying to make Clinique Happy a thing again? That's always been the only perfume that doesn't instantly give me a sneezing fit and/or migraine so personally I love this.
Plus I still have a bottle from the first time we did this
Plus I still have a bottle from the first time we did this
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Bought wine at Costco today & when I showed my ID the cashier (I'd guess early 40s like me) looked at it & said "You know, I don't know of any underage people who are like, 'hey let's buy a Costco membership so we can scope out the wine section.' You're good"
I laughed so hard. Good point sir
I laughed so hard. Good point sir
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bought wine at Costco today & when I showed my ID the cashier (I'd guess early 40s like me) looked at it & said "You know, I don't know of any underage people who are like, 'hey let's buy a Costco membership so we can scope out the wine section.' You're good"
I laughed so hard. Good point sir
I laughed so hard. Good point sir
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My Christmas list this year…
- 10 to 15 minutes of being just regular whelmed
- a gift card for the void
- one (1) precedented time
- a day where I don’t spend $150
- legos
- 10 to 15 minutes of being just regular whelmed
- a gift card for the void
- one (1) precedented time
- a day where I don’t spend $150
- legos
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My Christmas list this year…
- 10 to 15 minutes of being just regular whelmed
- a gift card for the void
- one (1) precedented time
- a day where I don’t spend $150
- legos
- 10 to 15 minutes of being just regular whelmed
- a gift card for the void
- one (1) precedented time
- a day where I don’t spend $150
- legos
My relationship with my 2 brothers is primarily made up of two things:
1. Making fun of our dad
2. Year-round Muppet Christmas Carol memes
1. Making fun of our dad
2. Year-round Muppet Christmas Carol memes
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My relationship with my 2 brothers is primarily made up of two things:
1. Making fun of our dad
2. Year-round Muppet Christmas Carol memes
1. Making fun of our dad
2. Year-round Muppet Christmas Carol memes
Builder working at my house this morning: "What are your cats' names?"
Me: "Well this one is Crowley-"
Him: "Oh like Supernatural?"
😒 No, not quite like that
Also he said his girlfriend heard we had cats & wanted to know their names, & I respect that because that's exactly what I would do
Me: "Well this one is Crowley-"
Him: "Oh like Supernatural?"
😒 No, not quite like that
Also he said his girlfriend heard we had cats & wanted to know their names, & I respect that because that's exactly what I would do
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Builder working at my house this morning: "What are your cats' names?"
Me: "Well this one is Crowley-"
Him: "Oh like Supernatural?"
😒 No, not quite like that
Also he said his girlfriend heard we had cats & wanted to know their names, & I respect that because that's exactly what I would do
Me: "Well this one is Crowley-"
Him: "Oh like Supernatural?"
😒 No, not quite like that
Also he said his girlfriend heard we had cats & wanted to know their names, & I respect that because that's exactly what I would do
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On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Worth repeating: The Supreme Court does not have the power to overrule or rewrite our Constitution.
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Worth repeating: The Supreme Court does not have the power to overrule or rewrite our Constitution.
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Tonight I found out that a friend is pregnant after years of trying and 3 rounds of IVF. I seriously cried for them. Good things do happen sometimes ❤️
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Tonight I found out that a friend is pregnant after years of trying and 3 rounds of IVF. I seriously cried for them. Good things do happen sometimes ❤️
You know what I love about the past week or so, is that it feels like every time I come in here there's some new GO3 crumb that's gotten everyone all excited. After the last couple of years, that feels like an actual miracle
Rachel Talalay is live on her IG and someone just asked her if she's satisfied with Good Omens 3. She responded that she's "delighted" with Good Omens 3, and it's "one of her best works" 🥲 @racheltalalay.com you're gonna owe me at least one therapy session next year 😭
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You know what I love about the past week or so, is that it feels like every time I come in here there's some new GO3 crumb that's gotten everyone all excited. After the last couple of years, that feels like an actual miracle
I want to be mad but I just can't, that was a fun time
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I want to be mad but I just can't, that was a fun time
The boys have made it to my tree!!
At one point my kids had it so it looked like Azirphale was being run over by Lightning McQueen, but don't worry I fixed it 😂
At one point my kids had it so it looked like Azirphale was being run over by Lightning McQueen, but don't worry I fixed it 😂
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The boys have made it to my tree!!
At one point my kids had it so it looked like Azirphale was being run over by Lightning McQueen, but don't worry I fixed it 😂
At one point my kids had it so it looked like Azirphale was being run over by Lightning McQueen, but don't worry I fixed it 😂
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Hey, it’s okay. You can fall apart completely and still be valid. You can be a nature valley bar. It’s whatever.
December 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Hey, it’s okay. You can fall apart completely and still be valid. You can be a nature valley bar. It’s whatever.
Threw the lights on the tree by myself in a rage spiral tonight because everyone else was busy, it's December 9th & I want a damn Christmas tree
Ornaments will be another day. We were nearing "remember that year Mom lost her shit & set the tree on fire" and I don't want that story told for decades
Ornaments will be another day. We were nearing "remember that year Mom lost her shit & set the tree on fire" and I don't want that story told for decades
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Threw the lights on the tree by myself in a rage spiral tonight because everyone else was busy, it's December 9th & I want a damn Christmas tree
Ornaments will be another day. We were nearing "remember that year Mom lost her shit & set the tree on fire" and I don't want that story told for decades
Ornaments will be another day. We were nearing "remember that year Mom lost her shit & set the tree on fire" and I don't want that story told for decades
When I was pregnant with my youngest I had an aversion to the smell of wood varnish (no clue where this came from)
The staircase is being built in my house today & you can see where this is going 🤢
At what point do pregnancy aversions go away bc my oldest is 10 & there are still smells I can't do
The staircase is being built in my house today & you can see where this is going 🤢
At what point do pregnancy aversions go away bc my oldest is 10 & there are still smells I can't do
December 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
When I was pregnant with my youngest I had an aversion to the smell of wood varnish (no clue where this came from)
The staircase is being built in my house today & you can see where this is going 🤢
At what point do pregnancy aversions go away bc my oldest is 10 & there are still smells I can't do
The staircase is being built in my house today & you can see where this is going 🤢
At what point do pregnancy aversions go away bc my oldest is 10 & there are still smells I can't do
Also, honestly I don't know what started this today, but sometimes things just work how they work.
Like, intellectual property law is just a thing. I don't always agree with it, for sure, but sometimes it is what it is.
Like, intellectual property law is just a thing. I don't always agree with it, for sure, but sometimes it is what it is.
Are we going to have this conversation forever 🙄
"He's ruined enough." Amen.
And honestly, continuing to love GO kind of feels like an extra FU to Gaiman. Supposedly it meant a lot to him & now he gets nothing & we all hate him. Too bad so sad.
Also he's as financially cut out as is possible
"He's ruined enough." Amen.
And honestly, continuing to love GO kind of feels like an extra FU to Gaiman. Supposedly it meant a lot to him & now he gets nothing & we all hate him. Too bad so sad.
Also he's as financially cut out as is possible
Can I marry this comment
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Also, honestly I don't know what started this today, but sometimes things just work how they work.
Like, intellectual property law is just a thing. I don't always agree with it, for sure, but sometimes it is what it is.
Like, intellectual property law is just a thing. I don't always agree with it, for sure, but sometimes it is what it is.
Are we going to have this conversation forever 🙄
"He's ruined enough." Amen.
And honestly, continuing to love GO kind of feels like an extra FU to Gaiman. Supposedly it meant a lot to him & now he gets nothing & we all hate him. Too bad so sad.
Also he's as financially cut out as is possible
"He's ruined enough." Amen.
And honestly, continuing to love GO kind of feels like an extra FU to Gaiman. Supposedly it meant a lot to him & now he gets nothing & we all hate him. Too bad so sad.
Also he's as financially cut out as is possible
Can I marry this comment
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Are we going to have this conversation forever 🙄
"He's ruined enough." Amen.
And honestly, continuing to love GO kind of feels like an extra FU to Gaiman. Supposedly it meant a lot to him & now he gets nothing & we all hate him. Too bad so sad.
Also he's as financially cut out as is possible
"He's ruined enough." Amen.
And honestly, continuing to love GO kind of feels like an extra FU to Gaiman. Supposedly it meant a lot to him & now he gets nothing & we all hate him. Too bad so sad.
Also he's as financially cut out as is possible
Y'all. 😳
I just had a full conversation with my contractor and realized after the fact that my phone was on and visible with AO3 on the screen 😂🤦♀️
At least it wasn't explicit art, I guess. And he probably doesn't know what it is anyway (or he does and we're about to become besties 😂)
I just had a full conversation with my contractor and realized after the fact that my phone was on and visible with AO3 on the screen 😂🤦♀️
At least it wasn't explicit art, I guess. And he probably doesn't know what it is anyway (or he does and we're about to become besties 😂)
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Y'all. 😳
I just had a full conversation with my contractor and realized after the fact that my phone was on and visible with AO3 on the screen 😂🤦♀️
At least it wasn't explicit art, I guess. And he probably doesn't know what it is anyway (or he does and we're about to become besties 😂)
I just had a full conversation with my contractor and realized after the fact that my phone was on and visible with AO3 on the screen 😂🤦♀️
At least it wasn't explicit art, I guess. And he probably doesn't know what it is anyway (or he does and we're about to become besties 😂)
I swear I did not search for this. Facebook marketplace knows 😂
(Yes it's the wrong year but whatever)
(Yes it's the wrong year but whatever)
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I swear I did not search for this. Facebook marketplace knows 😂
(Yes it's the wrong year but whatever)
(Yes it's the wrong year but whatever)
Imagine Crowley and Aziraphale choosing a Christmas tree. Why do I feel like they would each be a complete pain about it but in different ways 😂
(This thought brought to you by me being a complete pain about selecting a Christmas tree this afternoon. You're welcome, family)
(This thought brought to you by me being a complete pain about selecting a Christmas tree this afternoon. You're welcome, family)
December 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Imagine Crowley and Aziraphale choosing a Christmas tree. Why do I feel like they would each be a complete pain about it but in different ways 😂
(This thought brought to you by me being a complete pain about selecting a Christmas tree this afternoon. You're welcome, family)
(This thought brought to you by me being a complete pain about selecting a Christmas tree this afternoon. You're welcome, family)