Altofan
@altofan.bsky.social
She/her. Mom to kids and cats. Choir nerd, Good Omens fanatic, book lover, liberal American in a very red state.
The boys have made it to my tree!!
At one point my kids had it so it looked like Azirphale was being run over by Lightning McQueen, but don't worry I fixed it 😂
At one point my kids had it so it looked like Azirphale was being run over by Lightning McQueen, but don't worry I fixed it 😂
December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The boys have made it to my tree!!
At one point my kids had it so it looked like Azirphale was being run over by Lightning McQueen, but don't worry I fixed it 😂
At one point my kids had it so it looked like Azirphale was being run over by Lightning McQueen, but don't worry I fixed it 😂
I swear I did not search for this. Facebook marketplace knows 😂
(Yes it's the wrong year but whatever)
(Yes it's the wrong year but whatever)
December 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I swear I did not search for this. Facebook marketplace knows 😂
(Yes it's the wrong year but whatever)
(Yes it's the wrong year but whatever)
My *stylish* Thanksgiving sweater. Happy tartan season!
November 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My *stylish* Thanksgiving sweater. Happy tartan season!
Haha I have never ever described myself as "wild." That was fun though. I haven't done one of these since the 90s and I'm definitely less innocent than I was then 🤣
Theinnocencetest.com
Theinnocencetest.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Haha I have never ever described myself as "wild." That was fun though. I haven't done one of these since the 90s and I'm definitely less innocent than I was then 🤣
Theinnocencetest.com
Theinnocencetest.com
For real? They're doing it again. (Instagram)
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
For real? They're doing it again. (Instagram)
1. Lol that Google knows what I'm interested in. I know, though.
2. Good for her, I hope they take it very seriously.
3. That picture is not Georgia. Do they think that's Georgia?
2. Good for her, I hope they take it very seriously.
3. That picture is not Georgia. Do they think that's Georgia?
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
1. Lol that Google knows what I'm interested in. I know, though.
2. Good for her, I hope they take it very seriously.
3. That picture is not Georgia. Do they think that's Georgia?
2. Good for her, I hope they take it very seriously.
3. That picture is not Georgia. Do they think that's Georgia?
I'll have what she's having
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I'll have what she's having
Date night, came upon a place with this menu.
"I got peckish!"
...
"Well you're lucky I was in the area."
(Yes I know those lines aren't right together but this is how I remember it, anyway I'm not wrong)
"I got peckish!"
...
"Well you're lucky I was in the area."
(Yes I know those lines aren't right together but this is how I remember it, anyway I'm not wrong)
October 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Date night, came upon a place with this menu.
"I got peckish!"
...
"Well you're lucky I was in the area."
(Yes I know those lines aren't right together but this is how I remember it, anyway I'm not wrong)
"I got peckish!"
...
"Well you're lucky I was in the area."
(Yes I know those lines aren't right together but this is how I remember it, anyway I'm not wrong)
"You mean like a sudden rain forces them together beneath a canopy? They look into each other's eyes and realize they were made for each other"
(Yes I did reply with that, obviously)
Why do they keep trolling us. I'm taking it personally. Come on. 🤣
(From Instagram)
(Yes I did reply with that, obviously)
Why do they keep trolling us. I'm taking it personally. Come on. 🤣
(From Instagram)
October 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"You mean like a sudden rain forces them together beneath a canopy? They look into each other's eyes and realize they were made for each other"
(Yes I did reply with that, obviously)
Why do they keep trolling us. I'm taking it personally. Come on. 🤣
(From Instagram)
(Yes I did reply with that, obviously)
Why do they keep trolling us. I'm taking it personally. Come on. 🤣
(From Instagram)
Ouch. Some of this feels a little on the nose for a lot of things right now, so... I guess correct?
uquiz.com/quiz/HbsAbl/...
uquiz.com/quiz/HbsAbl/...
October 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ouch. Some of this feels a little on the nose for a lot of things right now, so... I guess correct?
uquiz.com/quiz/HbsAbl/...
uquiz.com/quiz/HbsAbl/...
Re: the American road trip, do y'all know about the "Go to church or the devil will get you" sign in Alabama? Crowley would love a picture with that one I bet
September 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Re: the American road trip, do y'all know about the "Go to church or the devil will get you" sign in Alabama? Crowley would love a picture with that one I bet
This one is my absolute favorite things to do. It does make little annoyances easier to deal with
September 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This one is my absolute favorite things to do. It does make little annoyances easier to deal with
AaaaHhhhh!! Worth the wait!!
It's beautiful and I love it so much! Thank you @colleendoran.bsky.social and @goodomenshq.bsky.social for all the love put into this project!
It's beautiful and I love it so much! Thank you @colleendoran.bsky.social and @goodomenshq.bsky.social for all the love put into this project!
September 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
AaaaHhhhh!! Worth the wait!!
It's beautiful and I love it so much! Thank you @colleendoran.bsky.social and @goodomenshq.bsky.social for all the love put into this project!
It's beautiful and I love it so much! Thank you @colleendoran.bsky.social and @goodomenshq.bsky.social for all the love put into this project!
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
I'm fine with this one
I'm fine with this one
September 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
I'm fine with this one
I'm fine with this one
😭😭😭
Omg he liked my post I may just die
For real, I just watched Rob's panel and I loved it even more than I expected to. He really is one of us. I'm torn between wanting to meet him and get a Terry pin, and wanting not to because I know I would sob and it would get weird 🤣
Omg he liked my post I may just die
For real, I just watched Rob's panel and I loved it even more than I expected to. He really is one of us. I'm torn between wanting to meet him and get a Terry pin, and wanting not to because I know I would sob and it would get weird 🤣
August 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
😭😭😭
Omg he liked my post I may just die
For real, I just watched Rob's panel and I loved it even more than I expected to. He really is one of us. I'm torn between wanting to meet him and get a Terry pin, and wanting not to because I know I would sob and it would get weird 🤣
Omg he liked my post I may just die
For real, I just watched Rob's panel and I loved it even more than I expected to. He really is one of us. I'm torn between wanting to meet him and get a Terry pin, and wanting not to because I know I would sob and it would get weird 🤣
*sigh*... Really, Duolingo?
Let's review.
I'm not watching Nye right now, I live in America with its terrible healthcare, and ... I don't know, I'm not hanging out with my favorite Welsh person Michael Sheen because I don't actually know him.
No need to rub it in. Rude.
Let's review.
I'm not watching Nye right now, I live in America with its terrible healthcare, and ... I don't know, I'm not hanging out with my favorite Welsh person Michael Sheen because I don't actually know him.
No need to rub it in. Rude.
August 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
*sigh*... Really, Duolingo?
Let's review.
I'm not watching Nye right now, I live in America with its terrible healthcare, and ... I don't know, I'm not hanging out with my favorite Welsh person Michael Sheen because I don't actually know him.
No need to rub it in. Rude.
Let's review.
I'm not watching Nye right now, I live in America with its terrible healthcare, and ... I don't know, I'm not hanging out with my favorite Welsh person Michael Sheen because I don't actually know him.
No need to rub it in. Rude.
Actual footage of my morning. Aziraphale is my husband rambling on with the contractor. I'm Crowley saying we have another appointment at 10:30 and no one cares that much about closet doors.
Actually I sort of feel like that's exactly how they would approach a home renovation
Actually I sort of feel like that's exactly how they would approach a home renovation
August 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Actual footage of my morning. Aziraphale is my husband rambling on with the contractor. I'm Crowley saying we have another appointment at 10:30 and no one cares that much about closet doors.
Actually I sort of feel like that's exactly how they would approach a home renovation
Actually I sort of feel like that's exactly how they would approach a home renovation
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
I assume this counts even though it isn't technically a photo of them. I'm not mad about it. Either or both.
If this one didn't count, it's Michael Sheen.
I assume this counts even though it isn't technically a photo of them. I'm not mad about it. Either or both.
If this one didn't count, it's Michael Sheen.
July 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
I assume this counts even though it isn't technically a photo of them. I'm not mad about it. Either or both.
If this one didn't count, it's Michael Sheen.
I assume this counts even though it isn't technically a photo of them. I'm not mad about it. Either or both.
If this one didn't count, it's Michael Sheen.
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
I have more pets but this is the last pet picture I took. Crowley, ready to go to camp with my 10 year old
I have more pets but this is the last pet picture I took. Crowley, ready to go to camp with my 10 year old
July 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
I have more pets but this is the last pet picture I took. Crowley, ready to go to camp with my 10 year old
I have more pets but this is the last pet picture I took. Crowley, ready to go to camp with my 10 year old
Someday on the 4th of July I'd love to wear my RBG dissent collar earrings for fun and not as a desperate political statement
July 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Someday on the 4th of July I'd love to wear my RBG dissent collar earrings for fun and not as a desperate political statement
When even Duolingo judges your country.
Girl, same. 🙄
Girl, same. 🙄
July 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
When even Duolingo judges your country.
Girl, same. 🙄
Girl, same. 🙄
Hahahah doing an activity page with my kid and there's a "Connect the Dots."
Also? The picture is a duck 🤣
Also? The picture is a duck 🤣
July 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hahahah doing an activity page with my kid and there's a "Connect the Dots."
Also? The picture is a duck 🤣
Also? The picture is a duck 🤣
Digging through my very in-progress house today and found this ❤️❤️❤️
I definitely made the tag Before and I'm a little concerned it may not be that great after sitting in my garage for 7 months during renovations but it's still cute, right?
I definitely made the tag Before and I'm a little concerned it may not be that great after sitting in my garage for 7 months during renovations but it's still cute, right?
June 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Digging through my very in-progress house today and found this ❤️❤️❤️
I definitely made the tag Before and I'm a little concerned it may not be that great after sitting in my garage for 7 months during renovations but it's still cute, right?
I definitely made the tag Before and I'm a little concerned it may not be that great after sitting in my garage for 7 months during renovations but it's still cute, right?
Watching Sleeping Beauty with the kids and I just keep thinking, plot twist - what if the fairies had been raising the wrong baby 🤣
June 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Watching Sleeping Beauty with the kids and I just keep thinking, plot twist - what if the fairies had been raising the wrong baby 🤣
My neighbors were picked by the Cat Distribution System and now I get to kitten-sit this weekend! 😍
This is Pumpkin. I love him and he does not care for me at all, but I did bring dinner over so he puts up with me for now (mostly glaring from under the porch)
I'll win him over eventually.
This is Pumpkin. I love him and he does not care for me at all, but I did bring dinner over so he puts up with me for now (mostly glaring from under the porch)
I'll win him over eventually.
June 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My neighbors were picked by the Cat Distribution System and now I get to kitten-sit this weekend! 😍
This is Pumpkin. I love him and he does not care for me at all, but I did bring dinner over so he puts up with me for now (mostly glaring from under the porch)
I'll win him over eventually.
This is Pumpkin. I love him and he does not care for me at all, but I did bring dinner over so he puts up with me for now (mostly glaring from under the porch)
I'll win him over eventually.