alex, jiminy cricket enthusiast
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my lungs fill up with fluid every time the seasons change [he/him]
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mfs be like "linux is confusing" what the fuck is this?
February 17, 2026 at 6:52 AM
mfs be like "linux is confusing" what the fuck is this?
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interesting to think that revolutionary era americans understood themselves as making a break with the “old world” and establishing a new civilization. and crucially, this new civilization rested on republican self-government, not “sovereignty.”
The Rubio speech really is appalling, and if you haven’t read it yet, you should.
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February 15, 2026 at 1:17 AM
interesting to think that revolutionary era americans understood themselves as making a break with the “old world” and establishing a new civilization. and crucially, this new civilization rested on republican self-government, not “sovereignty.”
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
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Jonathan Papelbon
Pitcher
Debut: 2005 - Retired: 2016
BOS - PHI - WSN
Pitcher
Debut: 2005 - Retired: 2016
BOS - PHI - WSN
Jonathan Papelbon at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Jonathan Papelbon
baseball-reference.com
February 15, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Jonathan Papelbon
Pitcher
Debut: 2005 - Retired: 2016
BOS - PHI - WSN
Pitcher
Debut: 2005 - Retired: 2016
BOS - PHI - WSN
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Suddenly feeling unwell upon finding out that Napoleon, history's Short Man, was 5'7"
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Suddenly feeling unwell upon finding out that Napoleon, history's Short Man, was 5'7"
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We did Snoopy, we did Gromit, which cartoon dog do we raise from the ranks next? I propose this diva
February 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
We did Snoopy, we did Gromit, which cartoon dog do we raise from the ranks next? I propose this diva
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the jacksonville jaguars are americas funniest export.
having the jags play in london every year until they have a nuch of chavs shouting DUVALLLL is like if the apocryphal pinnocchio of buffalo bills championship swag sent to the third world became a real boy.
having the jags play in london every year until they have a nuch of chavs shouting DUVALLLL is like if the apocryphal pinnocchio of buffalo bills championship swag sent to the third world became a real boy.
i've seen british men wearing jacksonville jaguars jerseys. the *jaguars*
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
the jacksonville jaguars are americas funniest export.
having the jags play in london every year until they have a nuch of chavs shouting DUVALLLL is like if the apocryphal pinnocchio of buffalo bills championship swag sent to the third world became a real boy.
having the jags play in london every year until they have a nuch of chavs shouting DUVALLLL is like if the apocryphal pinnocchio of buffalo bills championship swag sent to the third world became a real boy.
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POV: it's 1968 and you're a 19 year old from iowa plodding through the jungle
February 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
POV: it's 1968 and you're a 19 year old from iowa plodding through the jungle
gonzo is the only reason this game isn't over
a cartoon character wearing a plaid jacket and a hat
Alt: gonzo from the muppet show, swagged the fuck out
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
gonzo is the only reason this game isn't over
having a hard time trying to think of a more ironic possible music choice here, remarkable stuff
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
having a hard time trying to think of a more ironic possible music choice here, remarkable stuff
playing good riddance by green day as the former super bowl MVPs walk out is an extremely funny choice
February 8, 2026 at 11:04 PM
playing good riddance by green day as the former super bowl MVPs walk out is an extremely funny choice
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Taps the sign:
I’m so sick of this pattern
(1) Jaylen Brown starts the game getting slapped, grabbed, etc with zero fouls called
(2) Jaylen fights through it using physicality
(3) Jaylen called for offensive fouls
I’m not saying they aren’t offensive fouls, but call it evenly, refs.
(1) Jaylen Brown starts the game getting slapped, grabbed, etc with zero fouls called
(2) Jaylen fights through it using physicality
(3) Jaylen called for offensive fouls
I’m not saying they aren’t offensive fouls, but call it evenly, refs.
February 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Taps the sign:
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You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
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oh sure europeans love it when a guy on the slopes casually pulls out a rifle and starts blasting away but when an american does it at a dairy queen it's "barbaric"
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
oh sure europeans love it when a guy on the slopes casually pulls out a rifle and starts blasting away but when an american does it at a dairy queen it's "barbaric"
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Punxsutawney Phil predicted humanity would annihilate itself through tribalism and environmental indifference
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quite frankly I believe the word “nubile” needs to be exiled from the English language. it exists simply to be used by mouth-breathing horny old men
i would love never reading the word "nubile" in an article written by a man ever again
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
quite frankly I believe the word “nubile” needs to be exiled from the English language. it exists simply to be used by mouth-breathing horny old men
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Epstein is like pervert forest gump.
Nearly missed this one but Epstein was sending SOMEONE to the Yuri board back in fucking 2011. That's when MY ass was active on site. This is insane to think about.
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Epstein is like pervert forest gump.
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Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
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you are made witness to a rare Homer of Victory. yell "woo hoo!" before sending this to the ally on your flank most at risk of capitulation to the enemy
January 28, 2026 at 2:17 PM
you are made witness to a rare Homer of Victory. yell "woo hoo!" before sending this to the ally on your flank most at risk of capitulation to the enemy
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indeed the *bizarre* features of the US electoral system--state-run primaries, explicit partisan balance requirements on regulatory bodies, etc--mean that political parties themselves are basically illegal too jwmason.org/slackwire/po...
Political Parties Are Illegal in the United States – J. W. Mason
jwmason.org
January 27, 2026 at 6:27 PM
indeed the *bizarre* features of the US electoral system--state-run primaries, explicit partisan balance requirements on regulatory bodies, etc--mean that political parties themselves are basically illegal too jwmason.org/slackwire/po...
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i’m not particularly attached to “abolish ICE” as a slogan but as a policy it’s mandatory
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i’m not particularly attached to “abolish ICE” as a slogan but as a policy it’s mandatory