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maggie schreiter (pie wanter)
@squishythings.com
quilt and mixed media fiber artist, animal nerd, trivia, and heavy jams. she/her in mythic central nj

ig: squishythings
https://www.squishythings.com
https://www.etsy.com/shop/squishythings
https://linusinhats.tumblr.com
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facing is all the way on (it’s keyboard fabric i’ve had for years)

he needs a title! shimmering chromatophores? idk 🧵🪡🧶🦑
lmao i thought about it
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
every time i make these i’m like “stop posting your underpants on the internet” and yet i post
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 AM
also underpants are the easiest thing to sew in an hour. there are three seams in the body, three seams to make bands, and then three seams to put the bands on. speedy delivery of good brain chemical from finishing a project
January 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
“you said an hour, it’s three hours later!!” yeah it took me an hour! and then i had to procure a popsicle for my sick (again!!!) child and watch the remaining two episodes of heated rivalry and not look at my phone thanks
January 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
one underpants
January 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
these are all different patterns so there’s danger in different seam allowances
January 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
should i try to see if i can finish a garment in an hour or just start batch-sewing so i finish a whole lot of garments at once
January 13, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Soul Asylum - Nazi Punks Fuck Off
YouTube video by Rouge Noir
m.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
instead of the normal marker nonsense, today’s tv doodle is tiny pencil sketches. used to draw-draw a lot. dangerous to forget
January 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
it’s the delaware. even when the view is marred by bucks county condos
January 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
help i volunteered to make mac and cheese for dinner and now i have to do it
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Reposted by maggie schreiter (pie wanter)
the scariest thing about
ghosts is how their clothes
died at the exact same time
January 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
computer’s like “you can’t listen to jens lekman and resize fifteen photos at the same time. i will destroy everything you love”
January 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Anything less than abolishing ICE is unacceptable. I don't want to hear people talk about training these motherfuckers or throwing more money at them. The entire institution needs to be permanently disbanded. Do not let politicians sell you on anything less.
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
ok well my nails are dry and i haven’t uploaded any photos bc i started resizing them and the computer crashed
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
today we are using nails inc rainbow hooves from the dirty unicorns collection
January 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
gonna paint my nails to force myself to sit here and upload photos of new fabric and items while they dry
January 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
WIGGLE WIGGLE
Wiggle Wiggle (Live), by Tripping Daisy
from the album Pico Perch
trippingdaisy.bandcamp.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Reposted by maggie schreiter (pie wanter)
good morning bsky
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!

It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
January 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
woke up at 5am to the sound of the cat retching, shoved him onto the floor, and maybe he’s still mad bc he has not come back to snuggle this morning
January 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
isn’t it? hngghhh
January 12, 2026 at 5:26 AM
i shall perish
January 12, 2026 at 5:26 AM
somebody buy me the sailor yumeyoi pro gear slim i neeeeeeeeeed it waaahhhhhhhhh whiny baby noises
January 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
BLOCK
January 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM