🔧Alan Wrench🔧
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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magazine screenshot (2000) archive.org/details/PCGA...
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
magazine screenshot (2000) archive.org/details/PCGA...
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every city in the country, including yours, has someone with the energy and values as mamdani btw
imagine a party that looks at mamdani and encourages it instead of goes panic mode on cnn every day
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
every city in the country, including yours, has someone with the energy and values as mamdani btw
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It’s hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don’t want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It’s hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don’t want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.
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Reminder: The only 2 nations that voted AGAINST recognizing food as a human right is the United States and Israel. Food can be abundant and available for all, but our feudal kings jack the prices and starve us because global hunger is a tool to control the masses.
October 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Reminder: The only 2 nations that voted AGAINST recognizing food as a human right is the United States and Israel. Food can be abundant and available for all, but our feudal kings jack the prices and starve us because global hunger is a tool to control the masses.
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when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
October 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:
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Many hundreds of people were out protesting in my sleepy corner of the burbs, in fact there were four demonstrations along a roughly five mile stretch of road going through three towns you've never heard of.
So that's pretty cool. And pretty good.
So that's pretty cool. And pretty good.
October 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Many hundreds of people were out protesting in my sleepy corner of the burbs, in fact there were four demonstrations along a roughly five mile stretch of road going through three towns you've never heard of.
So that's pretty cool. And pretty good.
So that's pretty cool. And pretty good.
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Every video you make with Sora 2 costs OpenAI $5. This year they’ve spent the best part of a Trillion Dollars (one thousand billion) and brought in $12bn revenue. For them to be able to *break even* they’d need to increase the cost of every monthly subscription 10 times. They are so fucked.
October 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Every video you make with Sora 2 costs OpenAI $5. This year they’ve spent the best part of a Trillion Dollars (one thousand billion) and brought in $12bn revenue. For them to be able to *break even* they’d need to increase the cost of every monthly subscription 10 times. They are so fucked.
the shuffle is now straight up just an algo order with a little shuffling. get out girl
October 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
the shuffle is now straight up just an algo order with a little shuffling. get out girl
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It's worth reiterating that independent creators are getting debanked for the same content
Sam Altman suggests ChatGPT is cannibalizing your fanfic and erotica to make its own clanker porn, rolling out this December.
ChatGPT just got filthy after new update lets it talk dirty to you
'You won't get it unless you ask for it.'
metro.co.uk
October 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It's worth reiterating that independent creators are getting debanked for the same content
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you're already seeing & will see more stories about how various attempts at reducing energy use "aren't working," etc -- those are propaganda. this is fantastic
Huge historic turning point — Renewables surpassed coal as the world’s leading electricity source for the first half of 2025!
#greensky #energysky #renewableenergy
#greensky #energysky #renewableenergy
October 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
you're already seeing & will see more stories about how various attempts at reducing energy use "aren't working," etc -- those are propaganda. this is fantastic
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illustration, oh!x, magazine (1990) archive.org/details/OhX-...
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
illustration, oh!x, magazine (1990) archive.org/details/OhX-...
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Got my performance review.
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Got my performance review.
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cartridge belt, fake item "$45.00" (1983) archive.org/details/elec...
June 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
cartridge belt, fake item "$45.00" (1983) archive.org/details/elec...
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Never mind his Wikipedia page, I just found out the OFFICIAL MODRETRO WEBSITE makes the connection between its' products and human suffering plain as day. There really are absolutely no excuses for people saying "I didn't know!"
September 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Never mind his Wikipedia page, I just found out the OFFICIAL MODRETRO WEBSITE makes the connection between its' products and human suffering plain as day. There really are absolutely no excuses for people saying "I didn't know!"
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you are cringe but you are free
September 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
you are cringe but you are free
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just found out that if you ever selected "ask app not to track" you're no longer eligible to be raptured
September 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
just found out that if you ever selected "ask app not to track" you're no longer eligible to be raptured
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we should go back to making games where they take place entirely within a screen built into some kind of horrid machine like you're peering into the game world from some sort of alien contraption
September 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
we should go back to making games where they take place entirely within a screen built into some kind of horrid machine like you're peering into the game world from some sort of alien contraption
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
September 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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BREAKING — Notices for the Disney+ price increase went out at noon ET today, confirming my scoop from last night. Details: www.vulture.com/article/disn...
September 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
BREAKING — Notices for the Disney+ price increase went out at noon ET today, confirming my scoop from last night. Details: www.vulture.com/article/disn...
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What I would give to go swimming in a pool rn ……
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What I would give to go swimming in a pool rn ……
Philly Drag Moments That Snatch My Rella
September 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Philly Drag Moments That Snatch My Rella
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when you’re nice to me online this is how it feels
September 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
when you’re nice to me online this is how it feels