Lou Inglese
@chaos440.bsky.social
LOSTie forever, Fire Starter, Westworld host, SciFi geek jonesing for his cortexiphan fix. Don't Panic! I WILL fix your computer, but I won't like it.
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The "Ship of Theseus" article on Wikipedia has been edited over 2000 times since it was created in 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article remain.
December 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The "Ship of Theseus" article on Wikipedia has been edited over 2000 times since it was created in 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article remain.
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Republican congressman 👇🏽
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Republican congressman 👇🏽
Aliens have started leaving graffiti behind.
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Aliens have started leaving graffiti behind.
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Entering the United States illegally is a misdemeanor. Killing people in open waters on the ocean is murder. Stealing or taking control of command of a vessel in a birthed location or international waters is piracy. Plain and simple arrest the guilty.
December 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Entering the United States illegally is a misdemeanor. Killing people in open waters on the ocean is murder. Stealing or taking control of command of a vessel in a birthed location or international waters is piracy. Plain and simple arrest the guilty.
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December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Kid: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!
Me: Your mom and I divorced 7 years ago, I do not give a shit.
Me: Your mom and I divorced 7 years ago, I do not give a shit.
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Kid: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night!
Me: Your mom and I divorced 7 years ago, I do not give a shit.
Me: Your mom and I divorced 7 years ago, I do not give a shit.
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It's so frustrating that maga has created this narrative - that science is a liberal hoax.
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's so frustrating that maga has created this narrative - that science is a liberal hoax.
Joseph: Sure the accommodations aren't great but at least we finally got the kid to sleep.
(The Little Drummer Boy shows up)
(The Little Drummer Boy shows up)
December 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Joseph: Sure the accommodations aren't great but at least we finally got the kid to sleep.
(The Little Drummer Boy shows up)
(The Little Drummer Boy shows up)
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December 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Sure, it's been a terrible year but at least I kept my 2025 New Year's resolution to 'spend less time with my family'.
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Sure, it's been a terrible year but at least I kept my 2025 New Year's resolution to 'spend less time with my family'.
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
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Imagine being this much of a piece of shit father.
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Imagine being this much of a piece of shit father.
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I don't remember ordering one, but apparently my Uber is here...
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don't remember ordering one, but apparently my Uber is here...
"You give me butterflies in my stomach"
How sweet, you give me wasps in my skull.
How sweet, you give me wasps in my skull.
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"You give me butterflies in my stomach"
How sweet, you give me wasps in my skull.
How sweet, you give me wasps in my skull.
The lighting kit looks great, but I don't think I'd like to do it on a much larger kit. It's delicate, tedious work.
December 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The lighting kit looks great, but I don't think I'd like to do it on a much larger kit. It's delicate, tedious work.
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New Control www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1_e...
Control Resonant - Announcement Trailer | PS5 Games
YouTube video by PlayStation
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
New Control www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1_e...
I love ebooks, but the one sure advantage of a physical book is that you can kill someone with a big enough one.
(War and Peace, but mostly War)
(Talk softly and carry a big dictionary)
(War and Peace, but mostly War)
(Talk softly and carry a big dictionary)
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I love ebooks, but the one sure advantage of a physical book is that you can kill someone with a big enough one.
(War and Peace, but mostly War)
(Talk softly and carry a big dictionary)
(War and Peace, but mostly War)
(Talk softly and carry a big dictionary)
New Trump rules require visitors to the United States to reveal “all social media activity over the past five years”, which is why all my social media accounts now consist entirely of reposts of the video from 'The Ring'.
December 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
New Trump rules require visitors to the United States to reveal “all social media activity over the past five years”, which is why all my social media accounts now consist entirely of reposts of the video from 'The Ring'.
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Leavitt: Mr President, you look great. No one can tell that the flesh in your hands is turning to liquid and dripping onto the floor into steaming piles of radioactive goo
*door opens*
RFK Jr, licking his lips: Did someone say radioactive goo
*door opens*
RFK Jr, licking his lips: Did someone say radioactive goo
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Leavitt: Mr President, you look great. No one can tell that the flesh in your hands is turning to liquid and dripping onto the floor into steaming piles of radioactive goo
*door opens*
RFK Jr, licking his lips: Did someone say radioactive goo
*door opens*
RFK Jr, licking his lips: Did someone say radioactive goo
Kids these days wouldn't know how to ignore people without having their phone and that makes me sad.
December 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Kids these days wouldn't know how to ignore people without having their phone and that makes me sad.
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As David Hume says, the linkage of wealth to moral and social superiority is a perversion of reason with no basis in fact. Lutnick himself is proof that you can be an idiot, a moral midget, and very wealthy. Indeed, this is a Wall Street commonplace.
Lutnick: "We should be bringing in the best and brightest, and that's what Donald Trump is changing about our immigration system. Let's expedite the best and brightest who are gonna give a million dollars to the US to prove they're at the top of the list."
December 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
As David Hume says, the linkage of wealth to moral and social superiority is a perversion of reason with no basis in fact. Lutnick himself is proof that you can be an idiot, a moral midget, and very wealthy. Indeed, this is a Wall Street commonplace.
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It's the twist ending to this horror story that horrifies me every single day.
December 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It's the twist ending to this horror story that horrifies me every single day.
"We look forward to your payment"
Well, the anticipation of a thing is often better than the thing itself, so you're welcome, and plan on enjoying that for a while.
Well, the anticipation of a thing is often better than the thing itself, so you're welcome, and plan on enjoying that for a while.
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"We look forward to your payment"
Well, the anticipation of a thing is often better than the thing itself, so you're welcome, and plan on enjoying that for a while.
Well, the anticipation of a thing is often better than the thing itself, so you're welcome, and plan on enjoying that for a while.
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[Island of Misfit Toys]
Train: I've got square wheels!
Rudolph: That's awful.
Squirt gun: I shoot jelly!
Rudolph: Aww. We'll rescue you all!
AI doll: I love you, darling, let's set ourselves on fire together!
Rudolph: ...Okay, you're staying here.
Train: I've got square wheels!
Rudolph: That's awful.
Squirt gun: I shoot jelly!
Rudolph: Aww. We'll rescue you all!
AI doll: I love you, darling, let's set ourselves on fire together!
Rudolph: ...Okay, you're staying here.
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
[Island of Misfit Toys]
Train: I've got square wheels!
Rudolph: That's awful.
Squirt gun: I shoot jelly!
Rudolph: Aww. We'll rescue you all!
AI doll: I love you, darling, let's set ourselves on fire together!
Rudolph: ...Okay, you're staying here.
Train: I've got square wheels!
Rudolph: That's awful.
Squirt gun: I shoot jelly!
Rudolph: Aww. We'll rescue you all!
AI doll: I love you, darling, let's set ourselves on fire together!
Rudolph: ...Okay, you're staying here.