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I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of jokes and memes
Reward my bullshit at http://kingshirt.biz
On the Boulevard of jokes and memes
Reward my bullshit at http://kingshirt.biz
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i stumbled on this looking for something yesterday and i have not stopped laughing
December 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i stumbled on this looking for something yesterday and i have not stopped laughing
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A small good thing: @stephenharrigan.bsky.social, fired for discussing slavery in his draft interpretive panels for the Alamo, published this gem of a piece about another artifact on display: www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/...
Why Pee-wee Herman’s Bike Is Now on Permanent Display at the Alamo
We found it!
www.texasmonthly.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
A small good thing: @stephenharrigan.bsky.social, fired for discussing slavery in his draft interpretive panels for the Alamo, published this gem of a piece about another artifact on display: www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/...
How to tell my friends not to read the news in a way that doesn't make them read the news?
December 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
How to tell my friends not to read the news in a way that doesn't make them read the news?
Goddammit what the fuck?
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Goddammit what the fuck?
Sumer Dave Osborne? Like...he's a comedy daredevil but he's Sumerian? Is that a skeet you would read?
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Sumer Dave Osborne? Like...he's a comedy daredevil but he's Sumerian? Is that a skeet you would read?
Gold, Frankincense and Myrh were probably pretty valuable back then, but a 4th Wiseman would've cleaned up with like a cheap toy horse. Or a ball, just a ball.
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Gold, Frankincense and Myrh were probably pretty valuable back then, but a 4th Wiseman would've cleaned up with like a cheap toy horse. Or a ball, just a ball.
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did mushrooms with Theseus and he's just been staring at his ship for like two hours
October 7, 2024 at 11:24 AM
did mushrooms with Theseus and he's just been staring at his ship for like two hours
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
We serve a just Grink
December 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
We serve a just Grink
Ella Mackey IS Emma McKay
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Ella Mackey IS Emma McKay
I think this is actually mot concerning. Incidentally, do not look into any connections I may have to the child coffin industry.
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I think this is actually mot concerning. Incidentally, do not look into any connections I may have to the child coffin industry.
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Let people be their true selves, as they know and understand them. Let children explore their identities. Celebrate difference and variety and the incredible spectrum of humanity. The only alternative denies an opportunity to celebrate the joy of human flourishing and is ultimately unspeakably cruel
December 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Let people be their true selves, as they know and understand them. Let children explore their identities. Celebrate difference and variety and the incredible spectrum of humanity. The only alternative denies an opportunity to celebrate the joy of human flourishing and is ultimately unspeakably cruel
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
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you guys are my friends, all fifty however many thousand of you, so i’ll tell yall that mattie’s book was beautifully drawn and deeply moving. you won’t be able to put it down, and once you finish it maybe you’ll do what i did and look back over the art on all your favorite pages
to be candid for a moment!! it’s been like pulling teeth to get coverage of this thing – it doesn’t have a tidy elevator pitch and critical outlets are rapidly disappearing (and quietly covering trans books less). anyway so if you read and liked it i’d very much appreciate you telling a friend 🖤🖤
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
you guys are my friends, all fifty however many thousand of you, so i’ll tell yall that mattie’s book was beautifully drawn and deeply moving. you won’t be able to put it down, and once you finish it maybe you’ll do what i did and look back over the art on all your favorite pages
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santa is finally going green this year so the naughty kids are getting a gust of wind
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
santa is finally going green this year so the naughty kids are getting a gust of wind
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YES! I will add a puke machine operator to your MMY avatar if you ask for it
Now that we rediscovered #MadMen through its vomit machine, maybe you want to BRING BACK THE MAD MEN YOURSELF #AVATARS, but update it for the go-go 2020s?
I designed the art for #MadMenYourself and I can up-res your little guy for as little as $50 using THE ORIGINAL PEOPLE PARTS from the app.
I designed the art for #MadMenYourself and I can up-res your little guy for as little as $50 using THE ORIGINAL PEOPLE PARTS from the app.
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
YES! I will add a puke machine operator to your MMY avatar if you ask for it
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You: But please, promise you won’t tell anyone.
Me: I can’t imagine anyone who’d be interested in you or your boring anecdote, which I’ve already forgotten. I’m self-absorbed. Other people are really ghosts to me most of the time.
You: Thanks, buddy!
Me: I can’t imagine anyone who’d be interested in you or your boring anecdote, which I’ve already forgotten. I’m self-absorbed. Other people are really ghosts to me most of the time.
You: Thanks, buddy!
December 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
You: But please, promise you won’t tell anyone.
Me: I can’t imagine anyone who’d be interested in you or your boring anecdote, which I’ve already forgotten. I’m self-absorbed. Other people are really ghosts to me most of the time.
You: Thanks, buddy!
Me: I can’t imagine anyone who’d be interested in you or your boring anecdote, which I’ve already forgotten. I’m self-absorbed. Other people are really ghosts to me most of the time.
You: Thanks, buddy!
I'd be pissed if I went on a vision quest and all I found was universal truth and not treasure or like a cool gun or something.
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'd be pissed if I went on a vision quest and all I found was universal truth and not treasure or like a cool gun or something.
After a night of uneasy dreams Adam King awoke to find me was still an enormous fuck head.
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
After a night of uneasy dreams Adam King awoke to find me was still an enormous fuck head.
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I mean TIME could have given Person of the Year to “The Humble Capybara”
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I mean TIME could have given Person of the Year to “The Humble Capybara”
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It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.
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Rooting for Coyote.
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Rooting for Coyote.
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Appropriately, this image attempts to position AI "creators" in place of the people who did the actual work, but is blatantly fake to anyone with eyes and half a brain.
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Appropriately, this image attempts to position AI "creators" in place of the people who did the actual work, but is blatantly fake to anyone with eyes and half a brain.