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(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
March 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
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this is somehow actually what happened
February 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
this is somehow actually what happened
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I think one major takeaway from the election is that no matter what the data does or does not say about the strength of the economy, the most important thing you can do is spend eighteen hours a day online telling poor people they’re wrong
February 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I think one major takeaway from the election is that no matter what the data does or does not say about the strength of the economy, the most important thing you can do is spend eighteen hours a day online telling poor people they’re wrong
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Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.
February 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.
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the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong
February 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
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MEN: What's stopping you from looking like this?
Ludwig Heinrich Jungnickle, Cricket in an Armchair, 1911
January 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
MEN: What's stopping you from looking like this?
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Hell yeah Mark tell Lucy what's what
They give us unconditional love, devotion & loyalty.
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
January 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hell yeah Mark tell Lucy what's what
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"Okay ladies, so this is why we don't mix fonts on the covers..."
January 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"Okay ladies, so this is why we don't mix fonts on the covers..."
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as someone on the zoomer/millennial boundary i feel there's a legit problem with people not knowing how to purchase groceries
January 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
as someone on the zoomer/millennial boundary i feel there's a legit problem with people not knowing how to purchase groceries
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Happy Out Of Touch Thursday!
January 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Happy Out Of Touch Thursday!
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There is a hole in the world, a void, an emptiness, shaped like the art you haven't made yet.
January 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
There is a hole in the world, a void, an emptiness, shaped like the art you haven't made yet.
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My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
January 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
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reddit continues to unintentionally produce the funniest people and situations imaginable
December 31, 2024 at 9:07 PM
reddit continues to unintentionally produce the funniest people and situations imaginable
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the other evil rich people must be mad at elon musk. they are savvy enough to pander to racists with anti-immigrant rhetoric on the one hand while behind the scenes making sure it doesn't actually manifest politically in a way that hurts their financials. he lacks the required depth for that
December 29, 2024 at 1:04 PM
the other evil rich people must be mad at elon musk. they are savvy enough to pander to racists with anti-immigrant rhetoric on the one hand while behind the scenes making sure it doesn't actually manifest politically in a way that hurts their financials. he lacks the required depth for that
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a long read but incredibly worth it lmfao. i love how insane everyone is becomeing
December 27, 2024 at 6:48 AM
a long read but incredibly worth it lmfao. i love how insane everyone is becomeing
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Do you guys remember that lib 2016 twitter account that posted Hillary Clinton girlboss updates from the alternate universe where she won? I'm going to make one of those about Biden getting another 4 years
December 27, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Do you guys remember that lib 2016 twitter account that posted Hillary Clinton girlboss updates from the alternate universe where she won? I'm going to make one of those about Biden getting another 4 years
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The goriest part of the entire Dexter series is in the opening credits where Dexter eats that really weird ham
December 24, 2024 at 4:26 PM
The goriest part of the entire Dexter series is in the opening credits where Dexter eats that really weird ham
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Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him
December 26, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him
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the hardest problem in computer science is where did I save the code I already wrote to solve this problem
December 25, 2024 at 10:57 AM
the hardest problem in computer science is where did I save the code I already wrote to solve this problem
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Anyway, AI has already stolen friends’ work, and is going to put other people out of work.
I do not think a political party that claims to be the party of workers in this country should be using it. Even for just a silly joke.
I do not think a political party that claims to be the party of workers in this country should be using it. Even for just a silly joke.
December 22, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Anyway, AI has already stolen friends’ work, and is going to put other people out of work.
I do not think a political party that claims to be the party of workers in this country should be using it. Even for just a silly joke.
I do not think a political party that claims to be the party of workers in this country should be using it. Even for just a silly joke.