Karla Pacheco!
@thekarlapacheco.bsky.social
Comics, video games, and other artisanal lies for money. Made Spider-Woman throw a kid off a boat, put the Punisher in hot pants TWICE.
I pronounce it "blue-skee"
I pronounce it "blue-skee"
Pinned
I met an old sea captain who said he jacks off every morning into his pet moray's aquarium. When I asked him why, he said
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
Okay. So. When the next two (TWO) Inspector Pancakes books come out, I'm gonna need all y'all to help me do the funniest thing ever...
Omg...so I apparently just discovered a shitheel rabbit hole of horrible but effective marketing.
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Okay. So. When the next two (TWO) Inspector Pancakes books come out, I'm gonna need all y'all to help me do the funniest thing ever...
IT WAS NOMINATED FOR A FUCKING PULITZER.
I am seriously so risibly chucklesome right now
I am seriously so risibly chucklesome right now
Reading a book which is beating the thesaurus so bloody I believe the author should be charged with many crimes.
They're not using the words incorrectly, and yet they're still using them WRONG!
They're not using the words incorrectly, and yet they're still using them WRONG!
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
IT WAS NOMINATED FOR A FUCKING PULITZER.
I am seriously so risibly chucklesome right now
I am seriously so risibly chucklesome right now
Reading a book which is beating the thesaurus so bloody I believe the author should be charged with many crimes.
They're not using the words incorrectly, and yet they're still using them WRONG!
They're not using the words incorrectly, and yet they're still using them WRONG!
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Reading a book which is beating the thesaurus so bloody I believe the author should be charged with many crimes.
They're not using the words incorrectly, and yet they're still using them WRONG!
They're not using the words incorrectly, and yet they're still using them WRONG!
I am so delighted by the price of something being determined by the weather.
Might use the same concept next summer!
Might use the same concept next summer!
Draknek & Friends games are on sale on the following platforms
🎮 Playstation: www.draknek.org/playstation
🎮 Steam: store.steampowered.com/publisher/dr...
Except A Good Snowman is Hard to Build on itch, whose price is determined by the current temperature
draknek.itch.io/a-good-snowman
🎮 Playstation: www.draknek.org/playstation
🎮 Steam: store.steampowered.com/publisher/dr...
Except A Good Snowman is Hard to Build on itch, whose price is determined by the current temperature
draknek.itch.io/a-good-snowman
Draknek & Friends - PlayStation games
Lovingly crafted puzzle games for PlayStation 4 & 5
www.draknek.org
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I am so delighted by the price of something being determined by the weather.
Might use the same concept next summer!
Might use the same concept next summer!
You could have just said my name, bud
instead of "Post" the button that you press to make your words go online should say "Inflict"
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You could have just said my name, bud
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
I said out loud "you can do it, man, I believe in you"
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I said out loud "you can do it, man, I believe in you"
Can't decide if Pantone declaring white* the "Color of 2026" was snarky social commentary, or just ironic shit-dumb obliviousness.
It does admittedly work on either level!
(*sorry, "Cloud Dancer")
It does admittedly work on either level!
(*sorry, "Cloud Dancer")
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Can't decide if Pantone declaring white* the "Color of 2026" was snarky social commentary, or just ironic shit-dumb obliviousness.
It does admittedly work on either level!
(*sorry, "Cloud Dancer")
It does admittedly work on either level!
(*sorry, "Cloud Dancer")
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
Political cartoonists, and I say this with love, you really need to figure out how to draw Zohran Mamdani in a way that even vaguely resembles the man
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Political cartoonists, and I say this with love, you really need to figure out how to draw Zohran Mamdani in a way that even vaguely resembles the man
The most powerful political generation is:
"I DO Want Holiday Leftovers, I Just Don't Want them NOW"
"I DO Want Holiday Leftovers, I Just Don't Want them NOW"
December 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The most powerful political generation is:
"I DO Want Holiday Leftovers, I Just Don't Want them NOW"
"I DO Want Holiday Leftovers, I Just Don't Want them NOW"
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
“They still make comics?” and variations thereof are dispiritingly common
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“They still make comics?” and variations thereof are dispiritingly common
Cyber Monday is a fuckkin menace
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Cyber Monday is a fuckkin menace
Dammit, that would have been SO perfect
Karla, pinning the eel joke to the top of your feed and then never coming back here is the greatest usage of social media that I’ve ever seen.
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Dammit, that would have been SO perfect
I met an old sea captain who said he jacks off every morning into his pet moray's aquarium. When I asked him why, he said
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
November 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I met an old sea captain who said he jacks off every morning into his pet moray's aquarium. When I asked him why, he said
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
"Bustin' makes me eel food"
This is clearly the most perfect day to finally pin my greatest post here...
November 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This is clearly the most perfect day to finally pin my greatest post here...
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
this might seem silly but i basically launched my author career in 2020 (lol), and Animal Crossing was a huge help actually. i did a virtual launch for Avengers Assembly #1 on my island bc we were on lockdown & ppl visited and dressed up as Ms Marvel!
(write up: comicbook.com/gaming/news/...)
(write up: comicbook.com/gaming/news/...)
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
this might seem silly but i basically launched my author career in 2020 (lol), and Animal Crossing was a huge help actually. i did a virtual launch for Avengers Assembly #1 on my island bc we were on lockdown & ppl visited and dressed up as Ms Marvel!
(write up: comicbook.com/gaming/news/...)
(write up: comicbook.com/gaming/news/...)
Avoided doing dishes so hard my entire closet got re-organized
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Avoided doing dishes so hard my entire closet got re-organized
We did have our little sillies
Presented without context other than that it's from her brill SPIDER-WOMAN run, these remain some of the most quintessential @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social lines of dialogue you’ll ever read…
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We did have our little sillies
Reposted by Karla Pacheco!
Belatedly got around to reading VENOM: BLACK WHITE AND BLOOD #2, and @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social and Pere Perez created a wonderful late-‘90s throwback to Larry Hama’s hoo-ha-ing secret agent Venom. It’s a blast.
October 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Belatedly got around to reading VENOM: BLACK WHITE AND BLOOD #2, and @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social and Pere Perez created a wonderful late-‘90s throwback to Larry Hama’s hoo-ha-ing secret agent Venom. It’s a blast.
OOOOOOHHHHH!
This week only - get a digital copy of Alter Ego, my follow up to the award-winning Secret Identity, wherever you get your e-books for just $2.99!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
October 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
OOOOOOHHHHH!
Was quietly reading before bed, when I was suddenly remembered @jeffparker.bsky.social designed the semi-truck "mud-flap" girls for Nelly's Ride Wit Me video
October 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Was quietly reading before bed, when I was suddenly remembered @jeffparker.bsky.social designed the semi-truck "mud-flap" girls for Nelly's Ride Wit Me video
So what's the countdown to some grifter trying to organize The Million Frog March
October 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So what's the countdown to some grifter trying to organize The Million Frog March
My neck my back my--
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
cnb.cx
October 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My neck my back my--
Bow down, hoes. Guess who just made the coolest soap in history
October 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Bow down, hoes. Guess who just made the coolest soap in history
Have never seen Titanic.
Couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of Godfather (I tried!!)
Haven't seen any horror movies made after 1960 (and most of the ones before it were from MST3K). Which is kinda funny because people keep asking me to write horror and I'm always confused why, ha.
Couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of Godfather (I tried!!)
Haven't seen any horror movies made after 1960 (and most of the ones before it were from MST3K). Which is kinda funny because people keep asking me to write horror and I'm always confused why, ha.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Have never seen Titanic.
Couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of Godfather (I tried!!)
Haven't seen any horror movies made after 1960 (and most of the ones before it were from MST3K). Which is kinda funny because people keep asking me to write horror and I'm always confused why, ha.
Couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of Godfather (I tried!!)
Haven't seen any horror movies made after 1960 (and most of the ones before it were from MST3K). Which is kinda funny because people keep asking me to write horror and I'm always confused why, ha.