Karla Pacheco!
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Karla Pacheco!
@thekarlapacheco.bsky.social
Comics, video games, and other artisanal lies for money. Made Spider-Woman throw a kid off a boat, put the Punisher in hot pants TWICE.

I pronounce it "blue-skee"
Shit. I should have done Ascent for you in person a Heroes.

It's a life-changing experience.
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'M BRINGING IT BACK BAYBEEEE
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Real story, I once refused a second date with a guy who didn't get the eel joke
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
EEL JOKE OVERRIDES ALL
November 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'VE RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
He thinks movies where women have autonomy are the scary ones
October 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Dr. Robotnik, spinning into space as the Death Egg burns

"Not all of my secrets die with me (you deluded fools)!"
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Which is likewise why my favorite movies based on his work like Shawshank and Misery are from the short stories.

(unrelated "Shawshank & Misery" would be a great detective tv series)
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I consider him a great short story writer who unfortunately shoves a lot of them into an 800 page pile of manure.

I think why he hates so many of the movie adaptations is because the directors have the gall to excavate the good story from his unedited bullshit.
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is why my beloved endures me calling him "Dog Eyes."
October 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I HAVE THAT ONE!!
October 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Haha, I finished my latest script because of the opposite motivation.

Didn't help much.

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Avoided doing dishes so hard my entire closet got re-organized
October 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hahaha OLD SCHOOL!
October 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
HI BUDDY! HOW YA BEEN?
October 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
For real though, why would you EVER tell someone your famous wife is too horny without a steelclad NDA
October 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
see, THIS is what you bring in the National Guard for
October 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Timmy noooo
October 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM