Shit. I should have done Ascent for you in person a Heroes.

It's a life-changing experience.

I'M BRINGING IT BACK BAYBEEEE

Real story, I once refused a second date with a guy who didn't get the eel joke

EEL JOKE OVERRIDES ALL

I'VE RUINED IT FOR EVERYONE

He thinks movies where women have autonomy are the scary ones

Dr. Robotnik, spinning into space as the Death Egg burns

"Not all of my secrets die with me (you deluded fools)!"

Which is likewise why my favorite movies based on his work like Shawshank and Misery are from the short stories.

(unrelated "Shawshank & Misery" would be a great detective tv series)

I consider him a great short story writer who unfortunately shoves a lot of them into an 800 page pile of manure.

I think why he hates so many of the movie adaptations is because the directors have the gall to excavate the good story from his unedited bullshit.

This is why my beloved endures me calling him "Dog Eyes."

I HAVE THAT ONE!!

Haha, I finished my latest script because of the opposite motivation.

Didn't help much.

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Hahaha OLD SCHOOL!

HI BUDDY! HOW YA BEEN?

For real though, why would you EVER tell someone your famous wife is too horny without a steelclad NDA

see, THIS is what you bring in the National Guard for

Timmy noooo