actioncookbook
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Louisvillian, Cleveland sports fan, Cincinnati Bearcat, Kentucky Colonel, beloved newsletter author.
www.actioncookbook.com (it’s on Ghost now!)
www.actioncookbook.com (it’s on Ghost now!)
took a clipboard to the grocery store this morning. this ain’t a fuckin game
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
took a clipboard to the grocery store this morning. this ain’t a fuckin game
beginning to think Scott Satterfield might not be the hotshot candidate I’ve made him out to be
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
beginning to think Scott Satterfield might not be the hotshot candidate I’ve made him out to be
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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In a parallel universe Fred Trump bought his son an off-Broadway theater and now Donald is a legendarily bitchy old queen in Martin Short anecdotes
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
In a parallel universe Fred Trump bought his son an off-Broadway theater and now Donald is a legendarily bitchy old queen in Martin Short anecdotes
at the Kentucky Derby, which is only exotic because I wasn’t drinking
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
at the Kentucky Derby, which is only exotic because I wasn’t drinking
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Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
I enjoyed Wicked and I am looking forward to seeing Wicked: For Good with the kids tonight but I am not the least bit upset to learn that it is 23 minutes shorter than the first one
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I enjoyed Wicked and I am looking forward to seeing Wicked: For Good with the kids tonight but I am not the least bit upset to learn that it is 23 minutes shorter than the first one
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!
Today, I argue that 2025 is already over.
Before 2026 begins, we can still have some fun, with:
- Pimento cheese Shotgun Shells!
- A Banana Bread Boulevardier!
- an album of the year contender, a fun new book, pets and more!
www.actioncookbook.com/the-years-al...
Today, I argue that 2025 is already over.
Before 2026 begins, we can still have some fun, with:
- Pimento cheese Shotgun Shells!
- A Banana Bread Boulevardier!
- an album of the year contender, a fun new book, pets and more!
www.actioncookbook.com/the-years-al...
The Year's Already Over
We're into Garbage Time on 2025, and I've got all the junk you need: a powerful appetizer, a banana-bread Boulevardier, books, music and more!
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November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!
Today, I argue that 2025 is already over.
Before 2026 begins, we can still have some fun, with:
- Pimento cheese Shotgun Shells!
- A Banana Bread Boulevardier!
- an album of the year contender, a fun new book, pets and more!
www.actioncookbook.com/the-years-al...
Today, I argue that 2025 is already over.
Before 2026 begins, we can still have some fun, with:
- Pimento cheese Shotgun Shells!
- A Banana Bread Boulevardier!
- an album of the year contender, a fun new book, pets and more!
www.actioncookbook.com/the-years-al...
I un-paywalled this one because this might be my magnum opus of "I did something as a bit, but it was improbably good" and I want you all to see it
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November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I un-paywalled this one because this might be my magnum opus of "I did something as a bit, but it was improbably good" and I want you all to see it
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New Action Cookbook Newsletter!
You love food writing, right? Well, you're going to love our newest food writer--an AI model rolled out just in time to help you plan your Thanksgiving!
www.actioncookbook.com/plan-your-th...
You love food writing, right? Well, you're going to love our newest food writer--an AI model rolled out just in time to help you plan your Thanksgiving!
www.actioncookbook.com/plan-your-th...
Plan your Thanksgiving... with the power of AI!
I feel like you already know this is going to be jokes but I'm putting it in the subhead just to be clear
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November 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!
You love food writing, right? Well, you're going to love our newest food writer--an AI model rolled out just in time to help you plan your Thanksgiving!
www.actioncookbook.com/plan-your-th...
You love food writing, right? Well, you're going to love our newest food writer--an AI model rolled out just in time to help you plan your Thanksgiving!
www.actioncookbook.com/plan-your-th...
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whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered
Graham Linehan clashes with Father Ted star Ardal O’Hanlon over trans views
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/18/graham-linehan-ardal-ohanlon-anti-trans-views/?utm_content=1763480405&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/18/graham-linehan-ardal-ohanlon-anti-trans-views/?utm_content=1763480405&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Graham Linehan clashes with Father Ted star Ardal O'Hanlon over trans views
Anti-trans activist Graham Linehan has claimed Father Ted actor Ardal O'Hanlon 'disagrees' with his views on trans rights.
www.thepinknews.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered
we’re all questionable for tomorrow
Lakers officially list LeBron as questionable for tomorrow
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
we’re all questionable for tomorrow
Sources have told @actioncookbook.com that the agreement is not yet final, and if Scott Satterfield is in line he should stay in line!
Sources have told @sportsillustrated.bsky.social that Virginia Tech is finalizing an agreement to hire James Franklin as the Hokies' next head coach. www.si.com/college-foot...
Sources: Virginia Tech to Hire James Franklin As Next Head Football Coach
The Hokies have landed a splash hire in Franklin to replace Brent Pry, who was fired in September after three-plus seasons.
www.si.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Sources have told @actioncookbook.com that the agreement is not yet final, and if Scott Satterfield is in line he should stay in line!
American Canto, stay away from me
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
American Canto, stay away from me
“Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.”
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
“Baby, you are gonna miss that plane.”
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It’s @actioncookbook.com’s “Big Ol’ Pot of Somethin’ Else,” sort of a gumbo-stew hybrid. It’s delicious!
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It’s @actioncookbook.com’s “Big Ol’ Pot of Somethin’ Else,” sort of a gumbo-stew hybrid. It’s delicious!
too much bourbon yesterday, applying corrective measures
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
too much bourbon yesterday, applying corrective measures
have to figure the bearcats were distracted today by the rumors swirling around Scott Satterfield, who’s reportedly in talks to return to Louisville
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
have to figure the bearcats were distracted today by the rumors swirling around Scott Satterfield, who’s reportedly in talks to return to Louisville
as an unaffiliated hater in the stands at Papa John’s stadium I am having a BLAST
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
as an unaffiliated hater in the stands at Papa John’s stadium I am having a BLAST
horses, birds with teeth, things of that nature
November 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
horses, birds with teeth, things of that nature
what's crazy about Ohtani winning MVP 4 out of 5 years is that he'd almost certainly be on five straight if he'd been in the NL for Judge's 62-HR season, and I think we should blame the Angels for that too
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
what's crazy about Ohtani winning MVP 4 out of 5 years is that he'd almost certainly be on five straight if he'd been in the NL for Judge's 62-HR season, and I think we should blame the Angels for that too
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!
Today, I celebrate the simple joy of attending a sporting event you have zero personal stake in.
That, plus:
- A preemptive Thanksgiving leftover effort!
- A reverse-engineered cocktail!
- *Two* books, new music, pets + more!
www.actioncookbook.com/the-joy-of-h...
Today, I celebrate the simple joy of attending a sporting event you have zero personal stake in.
That, plus:
- A preemptive Thanksgiving leftover effort!
- A reverse-engineered cocktail!
- *Two* books, new music, pets + more!
www.actioncookbook.com/the-joy-of-h...
The Joy of Having No Stake In It
An ode to attending random sports events, a pre-Thanksgiving leftover effort, a reverse-engineered cocktail and more: it's Friday on the ACBN!
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November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!
Today, I celebrate the simple joy of attending a sporting event you have zero personal stake in.
That, plus:
- A preemptive Thanksgiving leftover effort!
- A reverse-engineered cocktail!
- *Two* books, new music, pets + more!
www.actioncookbook.com/the-joy-of-h...
Today, I celebrate the simple joy of attending a sporting event you have zero personal stake in.
That, plus:
- A preemptive Thanksgiving leftover effort!
- A reverse-engineered cocktail!
- *Two* books, new music, pets + more!
www.actioncookbook.com/the-joy-of-h...