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I feel like I could sing along to this entire album with 98% accuracy
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I feel like I could sing along to this entire album with 98% accuracy
so, on that note
today is Olaf’s gotcha day
my daughter did this
today is Olaf’s gotcha day
my daughter did this
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
so, on that note
today is Olaf’s gotcha day
my daughter did this
today is Olaf’s gotcha day
my daughter did this
yes to both! that’s often what I do
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
yes to both! that’s often what I do
this was already the third trip but yes
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
this was already the third trip but yes
anyways, fire this motherfucker and the guy who hired him
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
anyways, fire this motherfucker and the guy who hired him
oh, I remember that one, we threw a kentaco derby party (when we still lived in New York)
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
oh, I remember that one, we threw a kentaco derby party (when we still lived in New York)
basically mouthwash anyways
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
basically mouthwash anyways
this was when I got a press credential through SBNation, and I went Thursday-Saturday. By the end of that third day (approaching the real race) I’d picked up *something* from that crowd. Went into a press bathroom, puked, then got a mint julep to get the taste out of my mouth.
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
this was when I got a press credential through SBNation, and I went Thursday-Saturday. By the end of that third day (approaching the real race) I’d picked up *something* from that crowd. Went into a press bathroom, puked, then got a mint julep to get the taste out of my mouth.
I did that or ARISE for a while, but those would've robbed me of the joy of randomly picking OVERT or OPINE and seeing them all flip green
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I did that or ARISE for a while, but those would've robbed me of the joy of randomly picking OVERT or OPINE and seeing them all flip green
do they use plural words, though?
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
do they use plural words, though?
Me too, and I’ve gotten wordle-in-one twice doing it that way.
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Me too, and I’ve gotten wordle-in-one twice doing it that way.
we've straight-up told the kids "Roblox does not keep kids safe and we're simply not doing it" and they've accepted that
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
we've straight-up told the kids "Roblox does not keep kids safe and we're simply not doing it" and they've accepted that
we've had this conversation:
"You don't control my life!"
"No, but I control all the key trade routes."
"You don't control my life!"
"No, but I control all the key trade routes."
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
we've had this conversation:
"You don't control my life!"
"No, but I control all the key trade routes."
"You don't control my life!"
"No, but I control all the key trade routes."
“Potato filling” man you’re Pennsylvania as hell
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“Potato filling” man you’re Pennsylvania as hell
GODDAMNIT RANDY TRAVIS I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
GODDAMNIT RANDY TRAVIS I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT
absolutely, I'll even give you a free subscription for it
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
absolutely, I'll even give you a free subscription for it
that happened in 2017, and per a Reddit comment the hole was still visible as recently as 2022:
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
that happened in 2017, and per a Reddit comment the hole was still visible as recently as 2022:
they'll rip right through something other than your knees
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
they'll rip right through something other than your knees
it would be a worthy allegation!
but I made the first round (as described in the newsletter) on Saturday, with the redone/perfected ones on Wednesday.
but I made the first round (as described in the newsletter) on Saturday, with the redone/perfected ones on Wednesday.
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
it would be a worthy allegation!
but I made the first round (as described in the newsletter) on Saturday, with the redone/perfected ones on Wednesday.
but I made the first round (as described in the newsletter) on Saturday, with the redone/perfected ones on Wednesday.