traumahawk 🍁🦇
@abarelightbulb.bsky.social
film maker, TBTL Ten, petter of random cats, checkin out the moon. I tell too many stories. Welcome up, if you've time to spare.
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The serpent head of the Oseberg Viking ship, carved in 820, and shown for the first time to the public in the Oslo Historical Museum
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The serpent head of the Oseberg Viking ship, carved in 820, and shown for the first time to the public in the Oslo Historical Museum
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this is the +50 Health emoji: 🍖
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
this is the +50 Health emoji: 🍖
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I think i got them all #critterposting
October 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I think i got them all #critterposting
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terrifying if literal, bagel bites
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
terrifying if literal, bagel bites
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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*smashes face on keyboard*
*hits send*
*hits send*
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
*smashes face on keyboard*
*hits send*
*hits send*
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your honor, this love shack lawsuit is completely without merit. as we will prove, the sign — although a bit faded — clearly stated “stay away fools”
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
your honor, this love shack lawsuit is completely without merit. as we will prove, the sign — although a bit faded — clearly stated “stay away fools”
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Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house
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I love being still awake and thinking about Problems
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I love being still awake and thinking about Problems
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after the storm
novembro 16
novembro 16
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
after the storm
novembro 16
novembro 16
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Was in my parent's fridge. I think circa 1961.
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Was in my parent's fridge. I think circa 1961.
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Abolish ICE by Manuela Guillén.
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Abolish ICE by Manuela Guillén.
eat of the rosemary and garlic snack cracker to remind you of the better times
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
eat of the rosemary and garlic snack cracker to remind you of the better times
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and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
and it seems to me that you lived your life like a plastic walmart bag in the wind
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dystopian ass weather report
Chicago may experience less tear gas use as Operation Midway Blitz winds down. Cold and wet weather reduce effectiveness, while wind adds unpredictability.
Wind, cold temps can change the impact of tear gas and pepper balls, experts say
chicago.suntimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
dystopian ass weather report
realmshifting and missing the stop on the train is a hazard no one talks about enough anymore
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
realmshifting and missing the stop on the train is a hazard no one talks about enough anymore
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Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
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Watching an old Unsolved Mysteries episode and man it really fell off in the late Robert Stack seasons. There's a segment on now about a haunted toilet (it flushes on its own, and a lady heard 'conversations' emanating out of the bowl)
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Watching an old Unsolved Mysteries episode and man it really fell off in the late Robert Stack seasons. There's a segment on now about a haunted toilet (it flushes on its own, and a lady heard 'conversations' emanating out of the bowl)
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Poetry Comics Month, Day 14
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Poetry Comics Month, Day 14
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I smile broadly and begin a 35 minute laudatory speech as I introduce pigs in a blanket as a first ballot Hall of Famer in the Snacking, Cocktail Party, and Holiday Wing. A triple threat and the best to ever do it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I smile broadly and begin a 35 minute laudatory speech as I introduce pigs in a blanket as a first ballot Hall of Famer in the Snacking, Cocktail Party, and Holiday Wing. A triple threat and the best to ever do it.
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
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I just eated this
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I just eated this