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Crystal Methodist
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PhD in Economy, Harverd University

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Just watched a movie where Danny Devito almost shoots a cop car with a rocket launcher but doesn't because he realizes Norm Macdonald and Dave Chappelle are in there. Other stuff happens in the movie as well.
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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City deemed it unsafe, owner lives out of state,...stop me if you've heard this one before
A Fort Dodge neighbor says her house shook when part of a 1914 downtown building suddenly collapsed, sending bricks crashing into the street and narrowly missing a passing car.

More: https://www.kcci.com/article/fort-dodge-inspection-after-facade-fall/69548476 
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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. @justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us was once again nice enough to stick a recording device in front of my amp at last weekend's Trumpet Blossom Cafe show, so I am once again putting it out on bandcamp and donating all proceeds to the Iowa Trans Mutual Aid Fund.
Available on Friday, December 5th.
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
chili's christmas music
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
unlocking my twitter and replying to every post with this
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
sorry or you're welcome
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the sons on Home Improvement are just the worst. Especially Mark.
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"alright sonic fell asleep in a cave and he's dreaming about his dog before his dog was a robot"
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
my attempt to capture my sister's two black cats on film
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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An endless parade of underhanded methods will be deployed to take up every moment of your time, drain every bit of your energy, assimilate your spirit, and finally sacrifice your literal body in the name of furthering the illusion of infinite scaling productivity in service of profit. So, y'know:
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
In the last half hour of this holiday: I am thankful I haven't killed myself
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It becomes more bewildering every year. I only happen to see live tv on holidays really. People who are taking this into their brains every day are obviously being driven insane.
American television is insane. Showing the owner of the team For some reason. Commercials for video games where celebrities are committing war crimes. Every drama is a cop show
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
after all this time, I finally learn what DEI stands for
November 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
there is literally no better way to spend this day than discussing sonic the hedgehog comics with your friend
might just record a podcast tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
somebody recognized me last night from being on Guys+ 6 months ago - thanks @murderxbryan.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
this arcade is closing forever in 20 minutes so I'm throwing some balls as fast as possible
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hayley Williams somberly stealing a Bloodhound Gang chorus is so funny
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
here's the other Beavis and Butt-Head tattoo idea that I've thought about for decades
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
sick
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm at work looking at my phone
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
that's crazy man I've known that for several years
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM