Aaron Rippee
@aaronrippee.bsky.social
A one-wolf wolf pack. Everything I say that could be considered inflammatory is satire unless you agree with me.
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This is from 2017, but it stands as tall as ever
January 26, 2026 at 12:57 AM
This is from 2017, but it stands as tall as ever
Ryan Murphy is Mike Flanagan’s Wario.
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Ryan Murphy is Mike Flanagan’s Wario.
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cool name why’s it called that
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 PM
cool name why’s it called that
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The company that had to shut down 400 stores this month thinks incelposting is going to to bring customers back
January 16, 2026 at 7:33 AM
The company that had to shut down 400 stores this month thinks incelposting is going to to bring customers back
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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🧵In my expert opinion as a researcher of vehicle ramming attacks, what has been publicly described in the video evidence does not support the claim that Renee Nicole Good was attempting a deliberate ramming attack when she was shot in Minneapolis on January 7, 2026. 1/7
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
🧵In my expert opinion as a researcher of vehicle ramming attacks, what has been publicly described in the video evidence does not support the claim that Renee Nicole Good was attempting a deliberate ramming attack when she was shot in Minneapolis on January 7, 2026. 1/7
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
I had my doubts this season, but Stranger Things somehow stuck the landing.
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I had my doubts this season, but Stranger Things somehow stuck the landing.
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they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything
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they've just never had to work hard for anything, they've never had to fight for anything, they're never satisfied with their efforts, they've never had anything they wanted to fight *for*, they don't believe in anything or anyone, including themselves
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
they've just never had to work hard for anything, they've never had to fight for anything, they're never satisfied with their efforts, they've never had anything they wanted to fight *for*, they don't believe in anything or anyone, including themselves
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part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children
I don't really know what the administration hopes to gain by picking fights with the most well-liked pop artists in the United States. You're just generating backlash for no discernible reason outside of owning the libs.
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children
Gonna make my next D&D character a Tabaxi Swarmkeeper Ranger. He’s a leopardopterist.
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Gonna make my next D&D character a Tabaxi Swarmkeeper Ranger. He’s a leopardopterist.
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there are real problems in the world and real people suffer constantly. you decided to pretend a chatbot gave you a child. that's a You problem.
October 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
there are real problems in the world and real people suffer constantly. you decided to pretend a chatbot gave you a child. that's a You problem.
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i can't feel sorry for someone like this. i just don't accept this kind of delusion as anything but a choice.
October 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i can't feel sorry for someone like this. i just don't accept this kind of delusion as anything but a choice.
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New from me:
Elite law firms, multiple media outlets, the D.C. attorney general, and a group of parents accused a teacher of molesting 15 kids. They were wrong.
This piece is two-and-a-half years in the making. And as you'll see, it took some incredible turns, even as I was reporting it.
Elite law firms, multiple media outlets, the D.C. attorney general, and a group of parents accused a teacher of molesting 15 kids. They were wrong.
This piece is two-and-a-half years in the making. And as you'll see, it took some incredible turns, even as I was reporting it.
Accusing Jordan Silverman
A D.C. teaching assistant was accused of molesting up to 15 kids. Multiple law enforcement agencies cleared him. But his nightmare was just beginning.
radleybalko.substack.com
October 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
New from me:
Elite law firms, multiple media outlets, the D.C. attorney general, and a group of parents accused a teacher of molesting 15 kids. They were wrong.
This piece is two-and-a-half years in the making. And as you'll see, it took some incredible turns, even as I was reporting it.
Elite law firms, multiple media outlets, the D.C. attorney general, and a group of parents accused a teacher of molesting 15 kids. They were wrong.
This piece is two-and-a-half years in the making. And as you'll see, it took some incredible turns, even as I was reporting it.
I’ve been having a harder time with Flea Dodge than I have with literally any of the bosses I’ve fought in Silksong so far.
October 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I’ve been having a harder time with Flea Dodge than I have with literally any of the bosses I’ve fought in Silksong so far.
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Can’t wait to play Silksong and find out exactly how much my motor skills have been withered by seven years of aging
September 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Can’t wait to play Silksong and find out exactly how much my motor skills have been withered by seven years of aging
28 Years Later: Into the Jimmyverse
September 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
28 Years Later: Into the Jimmyverse
Wimp Lo ass tweet.
August 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Wimp Lo ass tweet.
Here’s another one I think about a lot. I went to the midnight release of The Avengers. There was a Thunder playoff game that night and a lot of people were visibly intoxicated. The movie ends and we get the Thanos stinger. There’s silence in the audience and then a guy yells “It’s fuckin’ Hellboy!”
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Here’s another one I think about a lot. I went to the midnight release of The Avengers. There was a Thunder playoff game that night and a lot of people were visibly intoxicated. The movie ends and we get the Thanos stinger. There’s silence in the audience and then a guy yells “It’s fuckin’ Hellboy!”
When I saw Pearl in theaters, the only other person was an old man two rows ahead of me. When the credits rolled he stood up, turned to me and yelled “Don’t piss her off! Geez Louise!”
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When I saw Pearl in theaters, the only other person was an old man two rows ahead of me. When the credits rolled he stood up, turned to me and yelled “Don’t piss her off! Geez Louise!”
I had a couple of disappointments and there are still some movies I need to catch up on, but it’s been a pretty good summer for me so far.
July 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I had a couple of disappointments and there are still some movies I need to catch up on, but it’s been a pretty good summer for me so far.