My first theater movie was The Lion King so I’m not quite old enough to have a good answer for this. Best I can do is Dredd, which I think is kind of a cult classic now.

Tough call but I think this is mine.

The Devil’s Star(fish).

The thing about riding tigers is that sometimes you fall off.

“Please stop you’re hurting me” is about as effective a deterrent to bullying as my dog’s toys emitting a loud squeak every time he bites down.

Feels like there’s a hornet’s nest in my brain.

This isn’t his actual face it’s AI you idiot.

He looks like the villain from Billy Madison.

When I was a kid I did a school report on orcas. I got pulled to the side and briefly interrogated by the librarian because she had seen me type “devil fish” in the search bar.

One of his recent rants that rubbed me the wrong way was about The Hunger Games being a ripoff of Battle Royale. He names Suzanne Collins but Kōshun Takami is referred to as “the Japanese writer.” You’d think he’d be able to remember the guy’s name since he’s so passionate about it.

they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything

they've just never had to work hard for anything, they've never had to fight for anything, they're never satisfied with their efforts, they've never had anything they wanted to fight *for*, they don't believe in anything or anyone, including themselves