“A floor so clean you can eat off it.”
(The DCCC paid me $500,000 to come up with this)
(The DCCC paid me $500,000 to come up with this)
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“A floor so clean you can eat off it.”
(The DCCC paid me $500,000 to come up with this)
(The DCCC paid me $500,000 to come up with this)
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Strong Floor, No Ceiling except we've always been negotiable on the floor part, it doesn't have to be a floor-floor, it can kind of be vibes, but hey the ceiling is limitless, you're probably going to be one of the handful of people who become a multimillionaire, stay focused on that
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Strong Floor, No Ceiling except we've always been negotiable on the floor part, it doesn't have to be a floor-floor, it can kind of be vibes, but hey the ceiling is limitless, you're probably going to be one of the handful of people who become a multimillionaire, stay focused on that
Nothing like a medical emergency to make me not care about the outcome of a Michigan–Ohio State game (everyone is fine)
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Nothing like a medical emergency to make me not care about the outcome of a Michigan–Ohio State game (everyone is fine)
You miss 100% of the takes you don’t poast
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You miss 100% of the takes you don’t poast
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big late breaking news: the market monitor for the largest energy grid in the u.s., covering much of the midwest and mid-atlantic, has called to block new data centers connections to the grid, saying current course of growth assures regular blackouts
No more PJM data centers unless they can be reliably served: market monitor
The PJM Interconnection’s market monitor urged the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission to rule that large data centers can only come online if the grid operator can still meet reliability metrics.
www.utilitydive.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
big late breaking news: the market monitor for the largest energy grid in the u.s., covering much of the midwest and mid-atlantic, has called to block new data centers connections to the grid, saying current course of growth assures regular blackouts
Caris Lavert sounds like a French hor d’oeuvre
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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💃💃💃💃💃
BREAKING: DC Mayor Muriel Bowser announces she will not run for a fourth term. x.com/MurielBowser...
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
💃💃💃💃💃
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Janeese Lewis George 2026!!!!!!
DC Mayor Muriel Bowser announces she will not seek a fourth term
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Janeese Lewis George 2026!!!!!!
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There’s glee and then there’s my 6-month-old grabbing a fistful of my chest hair and pulling as hard as he can
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
There’s glee and then there’s my 6-month-old grabbing a fistful of my chest hair and pulling as hard as he can
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when you have to start saying socialism is good
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
when you have to start saying socialism is good
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
DC, this could be us
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
DC, this could be us
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when mayor elect mamdani meets with trump vs when mayor bowser meets with trump
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
when mayor elect mamdani meets with trump vs when mayor bowser meets with trump
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#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ⤵️
RI judge intervenes after ICE mistakenly detains Superior Court intern
A teenager was nearly taken into federal immigration custody in Providence Thursday afternoon before a Superior Court judge intervened, according to the Rhode Island Judiciary.
www.wpri.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ⤵️
Same thing happened to Judge Silberman on the DC Circuit. Fox News damages brains
Will someone who loves and cares about Jerry Smith take away his Fox News machine
Texas Gerrymandering Case Prompts Fifth Circuit Judge to Crash Out In Alarming, Antisemitic Fashion
Someone needs to take the Fox News machine away from Jerry Smith’s chambers.
ballsandstrikes.org
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Same thing happened to Judge Silberman on the DC Circuit. Fox News damages brains
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For months there have been clues that today's re-opening of ERAP would go badly. But no amount of Council oversight could have predicted this debacle. Providing dignified service to residents with housing instability should not be so difficult.
brianneknadeau.com/statement-re...
brianneknadeau.com/statement-re...
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
For months there have been clues that today's re-opening of ERAP would go badly. But no amount of Council oversight could have predicted this debacle. Providing dignified service to residents with housing instability should not be so difficult.
brianneknadeau.com/statement-re...
brianneknadeau.com/statement-re...
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Bro, you are heating water in your car. Of course you’re going to get seriously burned.
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Portable Electric Car Kettles Due to Risk of Serious Burn Injury; Distributed by BLONGKY www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Bro, you are heating water in your car. Of course you’re going to get seriously burned.
So THAT’S where all the drivers in DC who do this are from
Excited to see what happens when a Waymo is stuck behind a Minnesotan driver who won’t pull into the intersection on a green light when they’re trying to make a left turn.
Minnesota law neither prohibits nor specifically allows automated vehicles to conduct testing on streets in Minnesota, a MnDOT spokesperson said.
“We expect this to come up during the next legislative session and look forward to being included in those discussions,” spokesperson Anne Meyer said.
“We expect this to come up during the next legislative session and look forward to being included in those discussions,” spokesperson Anne Meyer said.
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
So THAT’S where all the drivers in DC who do this are from
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20+ Democrats joined Republicans in undermining DC's public safety and Home Rule.
This makes everyone less safe.
A fight for DC autonomy is a fight for democracy.
Shameful.
wjla.com/news/local/h...
This makes everyone less safe.
A fight for DC autonomy is a fight for democracy.
Shameful.
wjla.com/news/local/h...
House passes DC-centered bills to remove cashless bail and previous DC police reforms
U.S. Representatives backed two bills late Wednesday night that would remove cashless bail and a 2022 police reform measure enacted after the George Floyd prote
wjla.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
20+ Democrats joined Republicans in undermining DC's public safety and Home Rule.
This makes everyone less safe.
A fight for DC autonomy is a fight for democracy.
Shameful.
wjla.com/news/local/h...
This makes everyone less safe.
A fight for DC autonomy is a fight for democracy.
Shameful.
wjla.com/news/local/h...
BREAKING: Larry Summers resigns from Harvard to spend more time with his tens of millions of dollars
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
BREAKING: Larry Summers resigns from Harvard to spend more time with his tens of millions of dollars
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I dunno, man, if I began an opinion with a 3+ page "Preliminary Statement" complaining about disrespectful conduct by the other two judges on the panel, I would not immediately follow it up with this:
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I dunno, man, if I began an opinion with a 3+ page "Preliminary Statement" complaining about disrespectful conduct by the other two judges on the panel, I would not immediately follow it up with this:
The DC Council needs the power to remove agency heads, part 500
DHCD failed to spend about $1M allocated for its first-time homebuyer assistance program. The agency told applicants earlier this year that the program ran out of money. Fully story:
The Department of Housing and Community Development Failed to Spend $1 Million in First-Time Homebuyer Funds
The D.C. Department of Housing and Community Development failed to spend about $1 million allocated for its popular first-time homebuyer assistance program, despite what the agency told applicants…
buff.ly
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The DC Council needs the power to remove agency heads, part 500
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Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
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Viva La Revolución
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Viva La Revolución