This is the best.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 8:40 PM
This is the best.
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When you don't even have the energy to read the article because honestly WTF are we doing thinking we are an actual country but having this effing cartoon be the face we show the world
It's impossible to overstate how much we'd all hate America if we weren't Americans
It's impossible to overstate how much we'd all hate America if we weren't Americans
January 30, 2026 at 6:59 PM
When you don't even have the energy to read the article because honestly WTF are we doing thinking we are an actual country but having this effing cartoon be the face we show the world
It's impossible to overstate how much we'd all hate America if we weren't Americans
It's impossible to overstate how much we'd all hate America if we weren't Americans
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[while sipping a honey vanilla chamomile tea and eating a lovely banana bread] i hope they burn in hell
January 28, 2026 at 1:04 AM
[while sipping a honey vanilla chamomile tea and eating a lovely banana bread] i hope they burn in hell
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Dear Media: people who vote for Donald Trump, especially after Jan 6, do not actually care about “following our nation’s laws.”
They’re just authoritarians.
Laws are to be used on the people they don’t like. History backs this up pretty hard.
Hope this clears things up a bit.
They’re just authoritarians.
Laws are to be used on the people they don’t like. History backs this up pretty hard.
Hope this clears things up a bit.
January 25, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Dear Media: people who vote for Donald Trump, especially after Jan 6, do not actually care about “following our nation’s laws.”
They’re just authoritarians.
Laws are to be used on the people they don’t like. History backs this up pretty hard.
Hope this clears things up a bit.
They’re just authoritarians.
Laws are to be used on the people they don’t like. History backs this up pretty hard.
Hope this clears things up a bit.
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Trump is an unstable narcissist with a bottomless appetite for attention and a defective moral core. Here’s why I voted for him anyway.
January 25, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Trump is an unstable narcissist with a bottomless appetite for attention and a defective moral core. Here’s why I voted for him anyway.
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Dear all journalists -
Just because the president has long believed [X] or has always wanted to [Y], that doesn’t make it, y’know, a thing. Or legal.
Thanks.
Just because the president has long believed [X] or has always wanted to [Y], that doesn’t make it, y’know, a thing. Or legal.
Thanks.
January 22, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Dear all journalists -
Just because the president has long believed [X] or has always wanted to [Y], that doesn’t make it, y’know, a thing. Or legal.
Thanks.
Just because the president has long believed [X] or has always wanted to [Y], that doesn’t make it, y’know, a thing. Or legal.
Thanks.
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My wife had a long day so I'm going to cheer her up with some photos of the president visibly rotting
January 22, 2026 at 10:54 PM
My wife had a long day so I'm going to cheer her up with some photos of the president visibly rotting
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New in PN: American embarrassment. Global pariah.
"Donald Trump sounded like a fascist dictator suffering from a brain bleed during his speech yesterday at Davos. It was a national embarrassment even by the lowly standards of modern American politics."
"Donald Trump sounded like a fascist dictator suffering from a brain bleed during his speech yesterday at Davos. It was a national embarrassment even by the lowly standards of modern American politics."
American embarrassment. Global pariah.
Trump's Davos debacle marked a new low.
www.publicnotice.co
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 PM
New in PN: American embarrassment. Global pariah.
"Donald Trump sounded like a fascist dictator suffering from a brain bleed during his speech yesterday at Davos. It was a national embarrassment even by the lowly standards of modern American politics."
"Donald Trump sounded like a fascist dictator suffering from a brain bleed during his speech yesterday at Davos. It was a national embarrassment even by the lowly standards of modern American politics."
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Are we watching a real-time mental health crisis with Trump? Seriously
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Are we watching a real-time mental health crisis with Trump? Seriously
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I’m a grown-ass man, and if I want to order cookies and milk delivered to my house on a Saturday night, there’s nothing you can do to stop me.
January 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I’m a grown-ass man, and if I want to order cookies and milk delivered to my house on a Saturday night, there’s nothing you can do to stop me.
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I wrote about a terrible year for the climate for @rollingstone.com
Trump's Assault on the Environment Has Been Even Worse Than Experts Predicted
President Donald Trump's assault on the environment over his first year back in office has done real damage to the global fight against climate chage.
www.rollingstone.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I wrote about a terrible year for the climate for @rollingstone.com
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Maduro’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
January 4, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Maduro’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
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Trump justified his illegal war in Venezuela by saying that Venezuela was not producing enough oil.
Venezuela was not producing enough oil because of sanctions and blockades Trump orchestrated.
JFC—paging Orwell.
We are so lost as a nation, as a people. We live under a madman.
Venezuela was not producing enough oil because of sanctions and blockades Trump orchestrated.
JFC—paging Orwell.
We are so lost as a nation, as a people. We live under a madman.
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Trump justified his illegal war in Venezuela by saying that Venezuela was not producing enough oil.
Venezuela was not producing enough oil because of sanctions and blockades Trump orchestrated.
JFC—paging Orwell.
We are so lost as a nation, as a people. We live under a madman.
Venezuela was not producing enough oil because of sanctions and blockades Trump orchestrated.
JFC—paging Orwell.
We are so lost as a nation, as a people. We live under a madman.
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Bold Prediction: in 2026, dogs will still be overwhelmingly fantastic
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Bold Prediction: in 2026, dogs will still be overwhelmingly fantastic
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Trump calling his boss to get his marching orders before his meeting with Zelensky. This is standard operating procedure for Trump. Fuck Putin. Fuck Trump. Say a few prayers for or have some positive thoughts for Zelensky. He’s gonna need them.
December 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Trump calling his boss to get his marching orders before his meeting with Zelensky. This is standard operating procedure for Trump. Fuck Putin. Fuck Trump. Say a few prayers for or have some positive thoughts for Zelensky. He’s gonna need them.
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If you haven't watched ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, maybe you should. It's an action picture with a high IQ.
December 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If you haven't watched ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, maybe you should. It's an action picture with a high IQ.
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Trump: Ain't he a grumpy old fuck?
December 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Trump: Ain't he a grumpy old fuck?
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Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.
We caught up with one of the kids who sang on 'A Charlie Brown Christmas.' He's 72 now
Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.
n.pr
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Dave Willat was just 11 years old when he showed up for what he thought would be a routine church choir practice in 1965. He and his fellow singers ended up making history.
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Children used to worry they’d get a lump of coal in their stocking. But in this deep red Pennsylvania town, coal is exactly what the children are hoping to get
December 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Children used to worry they’d get a lump of coal in their stocking. But in this deep red Pennsylvania town, coal is exactly what the children are hoping to get
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In this Ohio diner, 60 Minutes still means the amount of supervised visitation you get with your kids until you can pass a drug test. But they do know this: no news report can be trusted unless it includes Stephen Miller's side of the story.
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
In this Ohio diner, 60 Minutes still means the amount of supervised visitation you get with your kids until you can pass a drug test. But they do know this: no news report can be trusted unless it includes Stephen Miller's side of the story.
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Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."
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anybody know where i can watch the alabama/oklahoma game?
December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
anybody know where i can watch the alabama/oklahoma game?
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December 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Reminder that Dan Bongino doesn’t know who Stephen King is
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Reminder that Dan Bongino doesn’t know who Stephen King is