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Zen Faulkes
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Home page: http://DoctorZen.net. Biologist. Author of Better Posters book and blog. Collector of academic hoaxes and academic slop graphics.

Environmental science 49%
Geography 13%

1. I am tracking graphics and figures in academic journals made gen AI here: bit.ly/academic-slop

2. Keeping gen AI of the sort described here should be a completely solvable problem with run of the mill peer review and editorial oversight.

3. Change research assessment incentives.

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Just discovered the wonderful covers of 'Genes to Cells', the journal of the Molecular Biology Society of Japan @mbsj-official.bsky.social – absolutely beautiful!

here some examples inspired by mitosis, CRISPR, the DNA helix, and plant pigments

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New: Former Texas A&M lecturer Melissa McCoul is suing the university months after Texas A&M fired her over a gender identity lesson.

McCoul alleges that administrators knowingly violated her free speech and due process rights to appease political critics.
Fired after gender lesson, former professor sues Texas A&M
Melissa McCoul, arguing she was fired to appease political critics, is seeking to get her job back and other restitution.
www.texastribune.org
Sometimes if you cut it down correctly, you can still see the last meal a tree had in its stomach when it died

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D&D GM: ...as the villagers perish, the lich hits you all for 75 damage. What do you do?

Mage: Fireball. Max level
Barbarian: Channel my rage into my axe! HERE I GO!
Archer: Overcharged arrows. Called shots. Eyes.
Cleric: Turn undead. Let's send him to HELL.
Chuck Schumer: I cast "Stern Letter"
‘We found that using AI assistance led to a statistically significant decrease in mastery. On a quiz that covered concepts they’d used just a few minutes before, participants in the AI group scored 17% lower than those who coded by hand’

Blog on Anthropic’s site
www.anthropic.com/research/AI-...
How AI assistance impacts the formation of coding skills
Anthropic is an AI safety and research company that's working to build reliable, interpretable, and steerable AI systems.
www.anthropic.com

Dangit, Ethan! I have work to do and I really want to read the remaining 160 or so pages!
a man in a spiderman suit is saying so if anything , it 's kinda your fault
Alt: Spider-man is saying, "So if anything, it's kinda your fault."
media.tenor.com

Teddy wishes you a happy #GoldenRetrieverDay and would like extra treats

The extra treats have nothing to do with golden retriever day

He just likes them

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I started offering career advice to two junior colleagues today in separate meetings, and both times I caught myself thinking that, if I'm honest, I don't have very good advice on navigating the current funding and job climate. I think it's important to say that no one does.

I bet that for many (not all) grad programs that require publications for students to graduate would NOT want preprints to meet the criteria.

They want the validation of editorial acceptance.

Preprints don't raise their school rankings.

Would not be my first choice, because so many people complain about that publisher.

I am not sure I would entirely rule it out, because I do see useful papers there, sometimes from people I know and trust.

To bang a drum I often bang on about:

Many programs will not give a grad student a degree without having papers out.

Not caring to make the paper better is a 💯 predictable consequence.

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“There is a deep sense of sadness that this university is going down this path…Whether the regents understand this or not, it’s going to have a devastating effect.”

Texas A&M Ends Women’s Studies and Overhauls Classes Over Race and Gender www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
Texas A&M Ends Women’s Studies and Overhauls Classes Over Race and Gender
www.nytimes.com

Hey! Spent my Sunday morning creating version number TWENTY-FIVE 2️⃣5️⃣ of my collection of hoaxes!

Because an academic got sick of spam, so used software to create a fake paper and got it accepted in a predatory journal.

Tale as old as time. Or at least a tale as old as a decade.

bit.ly/StingPred

The Gill-man is no doubt disappointed that humans DO have them.
AAUP @aaup.org · 5d
Texas A&M ends its women's & gender studies program while hundreds of syllabi remain flagged and censored under top-down review policies.

“I have never seen anything like this.”

— Dr. Leonard Bright, @tamu-aaup.bsky.social President

@texasaft.org
@texasaaup.bsky.social
@cwa-tseu.bsky.social
Texas A&M Ends Women’s Studies and Overhauls Classes Over Race and Gender
www.nytimes.com

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And especially now that art itself is facing the existential threat of garbage like A.I., the only quality I give a shit about is that a human being fashioned something with care.
I'm at the Willard Hotel where I've been denied entry and kicked out of the Reclaiming Science event with NIH director Bhattacharya & other top agency leaders.

@jocelynkaiser.bsky.social and I registered for the event months ago yet were told capacity was full, even as they let in dozens of others.

I was part of the rules team for the Legends of the Five Rings card game for years if this ever moves past concept stage.
If you are a student whose NSF GRFP application was returned without review for vague 'eligibility' reasons:
1) Let your department chair & Graduate School know. Encourage them to contact NSF & congress
2) Write to your congressional reps.
3) Write to [email protected] to request re-consideration;

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Some of the men on here just hate girl shit. So when we gush about sweet little things they have to make it a competition to see who can kill the mood first 😩

Checking that references are not gen A.I. is Someone Else's Problem™️.

Editors think peer reviewers will do it.

Peer reviewers think editors will do it.
A number of our students got the following comment back on a rejection for the NSF GFRP. They are in an eligible STEM field. Is this something people in other places are getting too? Is it a quirk or targeted?

scholar.google.com

Quote with five jobs you’ve had:

Projectionist
Snow shoveler
Assistant professor
Assistant professor
Assistant professor

(Three different institutions, so three different jobs)
Quote w 5 jobs you've had:

Editor in Chief
Warehouse clerk
Emergency Room phone operator
Cardiologist research assistant
McDonald's cook
Quote w 5 jobs you've had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships too)

1.) babysitter
2.) English language tutor
3.) cat volunteer at a shelter
4.) crochet artist
5.) baby bird caregiver

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Quote w 5 jobs you've had:

Editor in Chief
Warehouse clerk
Emergency Room phone operator
Cardiologist research assistant
McDonald's cook
Quote w 5 jobs you've had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships too)

1.) babysitter
2.) English language tutor
3.) cat volunteer at a shelter
4.) crochet artist
5.) baby bird caregiver
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)

1. Video store clerk ⭐️
2. Microbiologist (for a minute i was an actual authority on identifying cyanobacteria, that was wild)
3. Domestic violence counselor
4. Hotline supervisor/community therapist
5. Medical social worker