Zen Faulkes
@doctorzen.net
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Home page: http://DoctorZen.net. Biologist. Author of Better Posters book and blog. Collector of academic hoaxes.

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kateclancy.bsky.social
I am being asked to tell my department which pieces of lab equipment should be supported with backup power because they expect rolling blackouts and brownouts in 2026 due to increased energy demands from AI. In case you're wondering how my day is going.

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aubreyhirsch.bsky.social
Did you know that if you buy my book on Amazon, Jeff Bezos makes 5 times as much as I do on each copy sold? Sharing some behind-the-scenes book math on why buying directly from presses is best for EVERYONE (except Bezos) in my newsletter today! aubreyhirsch.substack.com/p/book-math

doctorzen.net
I never advertised, because I was in a place with a Master’s program, which rarely interests external candidates, and there were never positions available with guaranteed full funding.

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jamellebouie.net
(and i think it is a demand that stems from fear more than a rational assessment of the threat environment)

doctorzen.net
What is MidSci? I’d search but don’t want to give them a single web visit after seeing this atrocity.

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Same scale is sometimes helpful, but not necessary. If not, I’d suggest a “Species not to scale” note somewhere.

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josephfasano.bsky.social
This is the single best thing anyone could ever send to a writer. I'm holding back tears.

doctorzen.net
Hanco Kolk is surely the winner 🏆 of the “Comic Artist whose name sounds most like a Star Wars character” competition.

(Also, thanks for introducing me to his art!)

doctorzen.net
“Not safe for autoclave.”
Melted plastics in an autoclave.

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johnhawks.net
Paleoanthropology can be confusing with names. Why would scientists use “Denisovan” instead of coming up with a species name? Or “modern human” instead of Homo sapiens? And why didn’t some names ever catch on, like the Heidelbergers or the chumanzees?

www.johnhawks.net/p/informal-h...
Informal hominins, from Denisovan to superarchaic
In a new research article, I review the ways that paleoanthropologists name ancient groups outside the Linnaean system.
www.johnhawks.net

doctorzen.net
Every sign, they say, has a story behind it.
astrokatie.com
I also appreciated this sign in the Globe gift shop ⚔️🚫
A sign that says “No Sword-Fighting in the Shop” next to a display of toy swords

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astrokatie.com
I also appreciated this sign in the Globe gift shop ⚔️🚫
A sign that says “No Sword-Fighting in the Shop” next to a display of toy swords

doctorzen.net
This is professional misconduct.
clairezagorski.bsky.social
A student on TikTok has been documenting her journey with a professor who “wrote” the anatomy textbook and it’s all a bunch of AI hallucinations.

She’s saying that, understandably, the students are doing super poorly!

Behold what we’re teaching the healthcare professionals of tomorrow:
A diagram of the bones and (some) deep muscles of the hand and forearm. AI says that we only have four digits. It’s also identified a tendon as the median nerve, another tendon as the ulnar nerve, among other issues. An AI generated diagram of the muscles of the neck. It hallucinated the “ennocleidomasid” muscle, and the “anterior scalpalin muscle”. An AI generated diagram of the muscles of the lateral thigh. It says that the gluteus Maximus (the big juicy butt muscle) is on the anterior side. It also points to the quadriceps muscle and says “attattment”. It also says that the same structure is the tibia AND the deep fascia of the leg. An AI generated diagram of the bones of the hand and forearm. This time AI says we have 6 digits. It also says that the radius is the ulnar artery. Among other many issues.
clairezagorski.bsky.social
A student on TikTok has been documenting her journey with a professor who “wrote” the anatomy textbook and it’s all a bunch of AI hallucinations.

She’s saying that, understandably, the students are doing super poorly!

Behold what we’re teaching the healthcare professionals of tomorrow:
A diagram of the bones and (some) deep muscles of the hand and forearm. AI says that we only have four digits. It’s also identified a tendon as the median nerve, another tendon as the ulnar nerve, among other issues. An AI generated diagram of the muscles of the neck. It hallucinated the “ennocleidomasid” muscle, and the “anterior scalpalin muscle”. An AI generated diagram of the muscles of the lateral thigh. It says that the gluteus Maximus (the big juicy butt muscle) is on the anterior side. It also points to the quadriceps muscle and says “attattment”. It also says that the same structure is the tibia AND the deep fascia of the leg. An AI generated diagram of the bones of the hand and forearm. This time AI says we have 6 digits. It also says that the radius is the ulnar artery. Among other many issues.

doctorzen.net
Thanks to this post, I’ve caught myself whistling this multiple times this morning

Dang it

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doctorzen.net
Frog 🐸: Chemical neurotransmission.

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Squid 🦑: Ionic basis of actions potentials.

Crayfish 🦞: Electrical synapses.

doctorzen.net
Wait what?

I mean, it's nice and all. But what makes this such a high value collector's item?

doctorzen.net
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's The Karen Carpenter Story

John Carpenter's A Carpenter Christmas Story

John Carpenter's The Carpenter's Son

John Carpenter's The Carpenter
nihilamacabre.bsky.social
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's The Crying Game
marionette.bzky.team
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter‘s Les Miserables

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mossworm.bsky.social
still amazing to me the number of movies, games, etc. which have Venus Flytrap-based creatures in some form compared to the actual native range of Venus Flytrap, which is like, the great untamed jungles of a few wet pine savannas in North Carolina
map illustrating the native range of Venus Flytrap plants, just a little half circle around coastal North and South Carolina in USA

doctorzen.net
Because he was awesome from every direction, one assumes

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restingdinoface.bsky.social
Word of mouth is so important for books.

If you’ve read something you like, shout it out, leave a review somewhere, ask your library to carry it.

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🟩 Jealous! 🟩