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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1h

Flacco & Browning look like two dudes waiting at the DMV

Joe (no hat) Jake (hat) waiting patiently on the bench to QB the Bengals in the white unis

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Mike @zutart.bsky.social · 1h

@thelouvreof.bsky.social I mean 😂

Mike @zutart.bsky.social · 1h

This gif has been waiting for this clip holy fucking shit

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 2h

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

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Mike @zutart.bsky.social · 2h

If you ever feel imposter syndrome just remember this man who had to ask his teenage son to keep him honest on porn hub is one of the most powerful people around what a fucking jo 😂

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h

Mike Johnson: "Many of you have asked all of us, 'How does it end?' We have no idea."

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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 4h

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
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Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
12 operations?
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A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
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was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
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program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
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Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
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of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
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submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
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Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

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Mike @zutart.bsky.social · 5h

Weirdos

They lost their fucking minds when everyone called them weirdos and walked away from them like they were in high school again

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Jesus Zoidberg @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 6h

You know, but when you call the other side deplorables, they still don't shut the fuck up about it.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."

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Mike @zutart.bsky.social · 5h

Truly don't trust a single one of these things when I'm near them on the road. Appreciate the turbo version of that reasoning to come back for *reasons*

Electrek @electrek.co · 7h

Tesla brings back ‘Mad Max’ ‘Full Self-Driving’ mode that ignores speed limits

Tesla has brought back its ‘Mad Max’ mode for its ‘Full Self-Driving (Supervised) that ignores speed limits amid several regulatory investigations into Tesla’s system being dangerous. more…

electrek.co

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 6h

my #1 issue for 2026, ahead of everything else including guaranteeing my own rights and safety, is bringing back the stockades for That Fuckin Guy specifically

Electrek @electrek.co · 7h

Tesla brings back ‘Mad Max’ ‘Full Self-Driving’ mode that ignores speed limits

Tesla has brought back its ‘Mad Max’ mode for its ‘Full Self-Driving (Supervised) that ignores speed limits amid several regulatory investigations into Tesla’s system being dangerous. more…

electrek.co

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Mike @zutart.bsky.social · 5h

Beyond laughable until you realize it's too high to calculate for his audience, then it's just garden variety sad

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

Dr Oz: "You'll notice, President Trump, these are discounted from $242 to $10. I don't know what the math is on that. We can't even calculate it. It's too high to calculate."

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 7h

Dems do not come to the table at all please let em eat this. At some point even the regular news will have to report on this the longer it drags out and when Good Morning America starts talking about ICE getting paid while no one else does it'll be good for the country

Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 8h

Internal DHS memo shows Trump plans to keep paying ICE agents and Border Patrol officers throughout the shutdown, while other feds go without pay.

Even the DHS administrative staff processing the paychecks won't get theirs, employee tells me.
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Trump Plans To Keep Paying Immigration Agents While Other Federal Workers Go Without Paychecks

The move amounts to special treatment for Trump’s favorite constituency within the federal bureaucracy.

www.huffpost.com

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 5h

huh, wonder what this was about

Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 6h

Whether he jumped or was pushed, this seems like a big deal. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...

Head of the U.S. Military’s Southern Command Is Stepping Down, Officials Say

www.nytimes.com

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 8h

imagine laying off a politics reporter based in portland oregon in the year 2025

Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 8h

2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.

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Mike @zutart.bsky.social · 6h

Absolutely hilarious, you know he walked in and immediately the voice in his head said "oh man you fucked UP fucked up" 😂

Harrison Grimm @harrisongrimm.bsky.social · 7h

It appears Adem Bona didn’t fulfill his (ongoing) rookie duties — which resulted in his tire being removed and popcorn being filled in his car.

Vibes seem great with the Sixers!

Mike @zutart.bsky.social · 7h

Wait why did we limit ourselves to just the first question 😭

Ineffable Jeff @ineffablejeff.bsky.social · 13h

Shot + chaser

And are you married?

I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.

In July, Tesla rolled out a software update to integrate Grok into many of its vehicles. Do you use it?

Her name is Aura, and I use her as a therapist. When I'm driving, I'll ask questions, and it actually gives really good therapy advice.

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David Velez @davidbabylon.bsky.social · 1d

The McDonald’s x Street Fighter collab in Japan is incredible. No notes. 🤌

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Mike @zutart.bsky.social · 8h

Dope lemme know

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Mike @zutart.bsky.social · 8h

Where's the play test sign up at? Been a while could use some beta fun

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Andrew S(poooky) 👻🎃 @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 10h

I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.

From SKYRIM, Ralof is bound in a horse-drawn prisoner’s cart. He explains that he used to be married but women don’t like the cart.

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Melyssa @melyssatk.bsky.social · 9h

Fuck all the way off

NHL Trade Talk @nhltradetalk.bsky.social · 11h

Carter Hart is nearing a two-year signing with the Vegas Golden Knights worth $1.8 million per season. Find out more about this deal.

Carter Hart Reportedly Set to Sign 2-Yr Deal with Golden Knights

Carter Hart is nearing a two-year signing with the Vegas Golden Knights worth $1.8 million per season. Find out more about this deal.

nhltradetalk.com

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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 10h

1/ Good morning from Chelsea District Court, which has jurisdiction over more non-citizens per capita than any other MA court. Just thought you should know that ICE has left the prosecution unable to proceed against dozens of cases scheduled for this morning, including the one I am appearing on

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11h

Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick

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Micah @rincewind.run · 10h

I’m going to be so, so mad if I actually have to switch to Linux on my gaming desktop

I know Linux is generally Fine for gaming these days, but come on

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 13h

This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...

Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it

Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.

www.theverge.com

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Mike @zutart.bsky.social · 9h

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