Horkos
@wylienewmark.bsky.social
cyber(punk) threat intel. cyber operations, counterintelligence, russia, iran. i see kanly today in everything. “bloody inertia interspersed with bouts of bloody frenzy.”
creator: #FUZZYSNUGGLYDUCK, drilangleton, Beff Horn.
opinions are my own.
creator: #FUZZYSNUGGLYDUCK, drilangleton, Beff Horn.
opinions are my own.
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Horkos
@wylienewmark.bsky.social
· Oct 21
We all, for better or worse, strive for proximity to history. But the closer one gets, the more uncomfortable one usually is.
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Driving my beyblade through traffic. I don’t care. I have a prescription to pick up.
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Driving my beyblade through traffic. I don’t care. I have a prescription to pick up.
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I defeat gait analysis by imagining the state as a gargantuan worm and walking without rhythm.
December 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I defeat gait analysis by imagining the state as a gargantuan worm and walking without rhythm.
Outside of a few stand-out cases like Parlor Maid, Hanssen, and Ghost Stories, there is comparatively little out there on how FBI CI evolved over the last 30 years. This is helps fill that gap.
The FBI Spent a Generation Relearning How to Catch Spies. Then Came Kash Patel.
As China’s spies grow more aggressive, the FBI is distracted and off-balance.
www.thebulwark.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Outside of a few stand-out cases like Parlor Maid, Hanssen, and Ghost Stories, there is comparatively little out there on how FBI CI evolved over the last 30 years. This is helps fill that gap.
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This is INCREDIBLE
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This is INCREDIBLE
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No Gaston backstory is necessary, but now I want him to Flashman his way through Revolutionary/Napoleonic/Restoration France. Like he unwittingly foils the flight to Varennes, is nearly executed in the Terror, betrays both Napoleon and Louis XVIII, that kind of thing.
I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
No Gaston backstory is necessary, but now I want him to Flashman his way through Revolutionary/Napoleonic/Restoration France. Like he unwittingly foils the flight to Varennes, is nearly executed in the Terror, betrays both Napoleon and Louis XVIII, that kind of thing.
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you know a friend of mine is a seneschal for the winterscale dynasty and she said he goes and gets another colony world every time one of his falls to the ruinous powers
then she said it sounds like you're just feeding colony worlds to the ruinous powers and his arch-militant immediately shot her
then she said it sounds like you're just feeding colony worlds to the ruinous powers and his arch-militant immediately shot her
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
you know a friend of mine is a seneschal for the winterscale dynasty and she said he goes and gets another colony world every time one of his falls to the ruinous powers
then she said it sounds like you're just feeding colony worlds to the ruinous powers and his arch-militant immediately shot her
then she said it sounds like you're just feeding colony worlds to the ruinous powers and his arch-militant immediately shot her
this is called “being on the Xbox”
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
this is called “being on the Xbox”
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siri play karajan’s beethoven no 7
December 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
siri play karajan’s beethoven no 7
russia has only itself to thank for all the folks in EEMC and SAC who are vicariously living out their dreams of killing ruskies through the Ukrainian liaison
Not only did the Russians not conquer Ukraine, they advanced the Ukrainian intelligence services and ability to conduct covert action by years lmao
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
russia has only itself to thank for all the folks in EEMC and SAC who are vicariously living out their dreams of killing ruskies through the Ukrainian liaison
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December 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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My Black Sea fleet told me the SBU keeps sinking his Kilos so I asked how many Kilos he has and he told me he goes to the shipyard and gets a new Kilo afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding Kilos to the SBU and his defense industrial base just started crying
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My Black Sea fleet told me the SBU keeps sinking his Kilos so I asked how many Kilos he has and he told me he goes to the shipyard and gets a new Kilo afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding Kilos to the SBU and his defense industrial base just started crying
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don draper's handsomeness is too overwhelming on first watch so it took me until the second watch to realize he's actually kind of a loser
December 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
don draper's handsomeness is too overwhelming on first watch so it took me until the second watch to realize he's actually kind of a loser
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[480 BCE]
me: I bring tidings from Bofides
King Leonidas: who is Bofides?
me: *cannonballing into pit before he can kick me* BOFIDES NUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤₜₜₜₜₜₛₛₛₛₛₛ
me: I bring tidings from Bofides
King Leonidas: who is Bofides?
me: *cannonballing into pit before he can kick me* BOFIDES NUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤₜₜₜₜₜₛₛₛₛₛₛ
June 21, 2023 at 5:36 PM
[480 BCE]
me: I bring tidings from Bofides
King Leonidas: who is Bofides?
me: *cannonballing into pit before he can kick me* BOFIDES NUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤₜₜₜₜₜₛₛₛₛₛₛ
me: I bring tidings from Bofides
King Leonidas: who is Bofides?
me: *cannonballing into pit before he can kick me* BOFIDES NUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤᵤₜₜₜₜₜₛₛₛₛₛₛ
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earlier generations understood just how dangerous email is.
"US Air Force STAFF Sergeant Jason Walend, right and SSGT Brian Looney[...]set up email accounts dressed in their Mission-Oriented Protective Postures level 4 gear during Exercise Silver Flag." (2003)
January 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
earlier generations understood just how dangerous email is.
no content as bleak as short-form video content on linkedin
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
no content as bleak as short-form video content on linkedin
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This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.
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people just keep posting stuff you couldn’t get out of me with a weekend of waterboarding
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
people just keep posting stuff you couldn’t get out of me with a weekend of waterboarding
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an important aspect of throwing catty asides at people is that they have to be intelligible as such, otherwise you just sound like a guy in a fedora
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
an important aspect of throwing catty asides at people is that they have to be intelligible as such, otherwise you just sound like a guy in a fedora
i don’t want to set the world on fire, i just want to start a flame in your heart
December 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
i don’t want to set the world on fire, i just want to start a flame in your heart
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What beast comes in on little cat feet, slouching over harbor and city.
December 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What beast comes in on little cat feet, slouching over harbor and city.