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Sexy Samuel Whiskers
@woolbotherer.bsky.social
Bothers wool. Thinks animals are ok.
Reads a lot.
Dreams of boats and land trains.
Might one day get my shit together.
Like some felt art?
https://woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/
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I just bought all the medicated cat food for the next couple of months and am very broke, but then I realised my elbow is good enough for one tiny pet a day, so I have opened back up my comissions for tiny pet portraits, great Christmas presents (sorry!)
Tiny rabbit portraits
A miniature copy of your rabbit in a box with a carrot. These are not toys for children, they are for ornamental use.
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With Stoppard's death it's worth mentioning that you can get the BBC radio versions of pretty much his entire body of work for a single audiobook credit (also available on Audible, but Libro.fm is far better)
Tom Stoppard: A BBC Radio Drama Collection Audiobook on Libro.fm
The collected BBC radio productions of the internationally renowned playwright Tom Stoppard One of the giants of British theatre, Sir Tom Stoppard has been writing for the stage and screen for over 50...
libro.fm
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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LOOK AT HIM
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Getting my Christmas cards ready.
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Saturday mood
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Established in my brain as a nipper that Frank Windsor is a texture, a substance, a flavour etc. The name goes perfectly with the sound of his voice and all the things they evoke: battenburg, Norwich, oxtail soup, petrol stations, driving gloves
Play for Today - The Mayor's Charity (29th November 1977). Written by Henry Livings, directed by Mike Newell and starring Thora Hird, Frank Windsor, Roy Kinnear, Terence Rigby and Phil Davis.
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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The worst part about being devoured is probably the anguish. The best part is feeling wanted
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Saturday
November 29, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Archaeology of the plastic hair curler.
All found on Cornish beaches.
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Was trying to take a picture of Reg in his Christmas hat #caturday #dino #Christmas #Persian

*Yes I am in bed dressing up my dinosaurs in Christmas hats. Can't believe I'm single really.
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Just discovered that the retro dinosaur artwork I did for the Natural History Museum recently is going to be featured on a 2026 calendar!

Is also on a M&S advent calendar!
October 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Got home from work at 11 last night. My damn brain still woke me up at 4.30. I hate how early I have to go to bed to get enough sleep, but this is worse urrgh.
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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If anyone's still stuck for a Christmas gift for someone they want to terrify, this vintage German circus set is currently for sale on eBay and it looks absolutely cursed.

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/23645365...
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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This is incredible thank you @sesmith.lol here are some shrimp.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Imagine if you could go back to high school with all your life experiences intact. I bet you could write the sickest AIM away messages.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dad, having never mentioned this before:
After I helped with the poster for the Presidents Mistress I was offered work designing posters of Julia Roberts to go on buses for Nottinghill, but turned it down.

Every time I visit him he tells us another bizarre anecdote that seems possible?
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The scout hut Christmas fair is so fun
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Stickers for the scouts. I did remove the more murdery ones...
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Packing up guinea pigs to go to the scout Christmas fair today
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Today Mads is watching it and every now and then I hear a squeal of delight from her room as she gets to a really good bit. Such fun :)
Watched all the new Stranger Things today while making stickers. So much cheese, So gay, so 80s, and monsters and psychic powers too! I love that show, it's just so much stupid fun.
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Just found this defective guy I made. Oh dear.
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Oreodonts are extinct mammals that looked similar to pigs and sheep, but were more closely related to camels. They are the most commonly found fossil in the White River Badlands in South Dakota, and this exceptional specimen from our collection shows an oreodont curled up inside its burrow.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM