Sexy Samuel Whiskers
@woolbotherer.bsky.social
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Bothers wool. Thinks animals are ok. Reads a lot. Dreams of boats and land trains. Might one day get my shit together. Like some felt art? https://woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/ Fuck AI No DMs, but you can email [email protected] She/her
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I just bought all the medicated cat food for the next couple of months and am very broke, but then I realised my elbow is good enough for one tiny pet a day, so I have opened back up my comissions for tiny pet portraits, great Christmas presents (sorry!)
Tiny rabbit portraits
A miniature copy of your rabbit in a box with a carrot. These are not toys for children, they are for ornamental use.
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A terrifying amount of birds there, I like birds, but that looks like the balance of power has switched and the humans are about to be overcome
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The new season of The Diplomat is just so fucking good. Drops on Netflix tomorrow. If you’re not already watching it, you’re hugely missing out.
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Mystic garb and wizards cloak all month then?
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Friendly reminder that Tidal ($10.99) is now cheaper than Spotify ($11.99), delivers better audio quality, pays its artists 2x as much, and generally doesn't allow AI slop.

You can move your entire music library over in a matter of minutes.
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Obviously it's only a matter of time before one of my especially niche posts that made only me giggle reaches the one other person in the world who gets it and then it's on.
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I liked this by accident and then ran away in horror never to return. Then I came back because I'm weak, nosey, and an addict
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Last year we actually had house weasels. A whole litter. I was much more blind then and lived in a very cluttered farmhouse. I do not recommend
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Yes but to get one of those you have to give birth to it (that book is SO disturbing)
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Odd numbers are way too squishy for any responsibilities
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Im not posting my own but I'm in love with this big foot
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If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon. (Wrong answers only)
Small human in a parking lot dressed as bigfoot. Or just a small bigfoot
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I just noticed that I somehow grew this! No idea what to do with it (Shutupshutupshutup) but I'm very proud of it.
A shiny purple eggplant
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I HAVE ENCOUNTERED AN ADULT NAMED ARAGORN
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I often think of the small Elecktra I met on the bus once, very homely, parents very Devonshire accents helping carry it off. I wonder how she's getting on. Leccy for short maybe.
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My daughters dad wanted to call her Galadriel. To be fair she could have carried it off but in general I think better not.
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Oh sure Adams I just mentioned because of it being an accidental children's book because of cute rabbits . I remember reading about him fighting the nazis and such.
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Oh I definitely am, it is very funny.
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They're basically the same book reversed, very confuseable, did Jack London have many ideas?
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Trying out cheap reading glasses, Mads immediately asked how things were going by the riverbank, and could she borrow my velvet waistcoat. Never have children. Bastards.
Me with disturbingly massive eyes in 1.50 glasses
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That horrible guy with the club (Beauty Smith!), the wolves hunting people for days, can't remember how he described the Indians but there was definitely a drunk one...
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Oh thats a good idea, I wanted a rich man who was away A LOT but came back to fix things, but if he has staff to fix things I never need to hear from him at all. Perfect.
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Oh no, though in retrospect they were also weird books to give kids to read...there's a lot of oh it has a cute dog in it it must be for kids going on.