Sexy Samuel Whiskers
@woolbotherer.bsky.social
Bothers wool. Thinks animals are ok.
Reads a lot.
Dreams of boats and land trains.
Might one day get my shit together.
Like some felt art?
https://woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/
Fuck AI
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She/her
Reads a lot.
Dreams of boats and land trains.
Might one day get my shit together.
Like some felt art?
https://woolbotherer.sumupstore.com/
Fuck AI
DMs don't work, but you can email [email protected]
She/her
And Steve, having stolen my sanitary towels bag and refusing to return it because it is her child now.
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
And Steve, having stolen my sanitary towels bag and refusing to return it because it is her child now.
The last picture of the dog, looking very tidily curled for once
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The last picture of the dog, looking very tidily curled for once
I have been hanging up my treasured collection of foil decorations in the kitchen in the hope that it will give the spiders more territory and they'll abandon my cupboards and it worked almost instantly! They appear to be delighted with their colourful homes. Now considering if I need to feed them
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I have been hanging up my treasured collection of foil decorations in the kitchen in the hope that it will give the spiders more territory and they'll abandon my cupboards and it worked almost instantly! They appear to be delighted with their colourful homes. Now considering if I need to feed them
Trying to find a cat with hands, can find a cat with tentacles, cat with eyeballs, owl with hands, pigeon with tits but nope
After all the photo sorting I have done recently still can't find cats with extra hands. May have to take more pictures I guess
After all the photo sorting I have done recently still can't find cats with extra hands. May have to take more pictures I guess
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Trying to find a cat with hands, can find a cat with tentacles, cat with eyeballs, owl with hands, pigeon with tits but nope
After all the photo sorting I have done recently still can't find cats with extra hands. May have to take more pictures I guess
After all the photo sorting I have done recently still can't find cats with extra hands. May have to take more pictures I guess
Guess what I'm thinking of today. It's nearly time!
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Guess what I'm thinking of today. It's nearly time!
Can't find one, but Steve is very envious, she has been dreaming of hands for so long.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Can't find one, but Steve is very envious, she has been dreaming of hands for so long.
There are so many of them. In all my things. I am not coping
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
There are so many of them. In all my things. I am not coping
Love going for a walk where the teens walk together and chat about important things. Today's topics included could you attach razor blades to a ball gown and do a swirl and kill people, can you fire a sword from a longbow, and would a crossbow that fired like a machine gun work.
November 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Love going for a walk where the teens walk together and chat about important things. Today's topics included could you attach razor blades to a ball gown and do a swirl and kill people, can you fire a sword from a longbow, and would a crossbow that fired like a machine gun work.
Just minding my own business, going to have some toast for breakfast and OH MY FUCKING GOD MORE SPIDERS. New ones, the old ones are still up the walls and in the cupboards laughing at me with glee. Which one of you is responsible for this?
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Just minding my own business, going to have some toast for breakfast and OH MY FUCKING GOD MORE SPIDERS. New ones, the old ones are still up the walls and in the cupboards laughing at me with glee. Which one of you is responsible for this?
Its #fbpe again. Here's Paddy, when I found him after he escaped for days. This was just after two very kind but unhorsey stoners had tried to catch him with a skipping rope and he was a little excited so probably don't zoom in. Absolute knob end of a pony, I miss him a bit, but not that much.
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Its #fbpe again. Here's Paddy, when I found him after he escaped for days. This was just after two very kind but unhorsey stoners had tried to catch him with a skipping rope and he was a little excited so probably don't zoom in. Absolute knob end of a pony, I miss him a bit, but not that much.
Oki is in his jumpsuit today because he has another bloody hot spot he won't stop licking. He isn't bothered at all, because I dress him up all the time. Get animals used to dressing up and their lives will be easier.
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Oki is in his jumpsuit today because he has another bloody hot spot he won't stop licking. He isn't bothered at all, because I dress him up all the time. Get animals used to dressing up and their lives will be easier.
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Corgis! I can make most pets/strange felt things for your Christmas tree. Just ask #felting #corgi #Christmas
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Corgis! I can make most pets/strange felt things for your Christmas tree. Just ask #felting #corgi #Christmas
November 6, 2025 at 10:22 AM
November 6, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This was wishful thinking. They're on the kitchen towel, in my bowls and cups, each one has staked out its own tiny territory and I'm afraid to say I have accidentally murdered several of my adopted children. Its a bit much tbh, almost as bad as having house guests.
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
This was wishful thinking. They're on the kitchen towel, in my bowls and cups, each one has staked out its own tiny territory and I'm afraid to say I have accidentally murdered several of my adopted children. Its a bit much tbh, almost as bad as having house guests.
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Making hedgehogs today, should anyone want one. #Hedgehog #needlefelt
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Making hedgehogs today, should anyone want one. #Hedgehog #needlefelt
Oldest selfie on my phone is this one, that I took by accident while trying to take a photo of the dog (not Lex, the dog before Lex)
Its the only time I have accidentally taken a selfie by having my camera the wrong way round and not recoiled in horror.
That baby on my shoulders is now a teen!
Its the only time I have accidentally taken a selfie by having my camera the wrong way round and not recoiled in horror.
That baby on my shoulders is now a teen!
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone is this one, that I took by accident while trying to take a photo of the dog (not Lex, the dog before Lex)
Its the only time I have accidentally taken a selfie by having my camera the wrong way round and not recoiled in horror.
That baby on my shoulders is now a teen!
Its the only time I have accidentally taken a selfie by having my camera the wrong way round and not recoiled in horror.
That baby on my shoulders is now a teen!
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Me all day every day since my cateract op. Where are my glasses?
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me all day every day since my cateract op. Where are my glasses?