Whitebeam (Tara) 🏴☠️🦄💜🤡 doing it for Rhysie!
@whitebeam1.bsky.social
She/her, GenX 🇬🇧 🏴☠️ Help I can’t get these pirates out of my head. SaveOFMD. Sucker for smutty fics and NSFW art. 🔞 I own 1/2 ze pyramid 🤡
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Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Black bear
Elk
Red Kite
Hare
Grey seal
Black bear
Elk
Red Kite
Hare
Grey seal
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Puffin
Black-browed albatross
Black winged stilt
Bearded tit
Chough
Puffin
Black-browed albatross
Black winged stilt
Bearded tit
Chough
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Hammerhead shark
Quenda
Quokka
Dugite
Racehorse goanna
Hammerhead shark
Quenda
Quokka
Dugite
Racehorse goanna
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild
Black bear
Elk
Red Kite
Hare
Grey seal
Black bear
Elk
Red Kite
Hare
Grey seal
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Radiohead
The Cure
The Pixies
Placebo
The Stranglers
These ones were very special to me 💕
Radiohead
The Cure
The Pixies
Placebo
The Stranglers
These ones were very special to me 💕
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Kiss
Guns and Roses
Tom Jones
Elton John
AC/DC
Kiss
Guns and Roses
Tom Jones
Elton John
AC/DC
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult
KMFDM
Jane’s Addiction
NIN
Ministry
My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult
KMFDM
Jane’s Addiction
NIN
Ministry
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Radiohead
The Cure
The Pixies
Placebo
The Stranglers
These ones were very special to me 💕
Radiohead
The Cure
The Pixies
Placebo
The Stranglers
These ones were very special to me 💕
Love my bitchy Stede
I'd love to show you some saucier spoons but there appears to be a distinct lack of those on this, supposedly, first class vessel.
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Love my bitchy Stede
Really hope I don’t piss too many people off with my replies 💜
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Really hope I don’t piss too many people off with my replies 💜
The AU where Stede has to go to the garage and get his tyres checked …
Give The MOT Guy A Different Type Of Rim It's 2:00PM
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The AU where Stede has to go to the garage and get his tyres checked …
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looks like rhys rhysently updated his insta bio! 2026 legend returns dates coming soon! 🤗🤗🤗
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
looks like rhys rhysently updated his insta bio! 2026 legend returns dates coming soon! 🤗🤗🤗
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Trust me, Revenge will be Stede's tramp stamp in season 3.
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Trust me, Revenge will be Stede's tramp stamp in season 3.
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I'm sorry look at that face. Look at that smirk. I can't
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm sorry look at that face. Look at that smirk. I can't
I swear there’s a shape in one of my bathroom tiles that looks just like Calypso. The brainrot is strong and this is all I see from the loo now! #ofmd
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I swear there’s a shape in one of my bathroom tiles that looks just like Calypso. The brainrot is strong and this is all I see from the loo now! #ofmd
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Superb!!
mondays suck. here, take this 🤲 (<- ed and stede dry humping and kissing each other's necks)
2.4k words, E: archiveofourown.org/works/74722261
#ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
2.4k words, E: archiveofourown.org/works/74722261
#ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Superb!!
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November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Ed’s morning routine 🏴☠️
Jiggle Your Boyfriend's Bollocks It's 6:00AM
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Ed’s morning routine 🏴☠️
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Morning bump! The fic that I estimated would be 30k and closed out at a whopping 77k.
And now, @tresdem.bsky.social and I present our @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social Rewrite The Stars.
Jaded country music star Edward Teach thanks his lucky stars he's a beta, especially after meeting the most infuriating omega in the world--Stede Bonnet. archiveofourown.org/works/745578...
Jaded country music star Edward Teach thanks his lucky stars he's a beta, especially after meeting the most infuriating omega in the world--Stede Bonnet. archiveofourown.org/works/745578...
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Morning bump! The fic that I estimated would be 30k and closed out at a whopping 77k.
I treated myself to some pin badges from @withyworkshop.bsky.social
Look how pretty they are (plus came with a free gift badge and sweeties)
💜💜💜 @merryfinches.bsky.social
Look how pretty they are (plus came with a free gift badge and sweeties)
💜💜💜 @merryfinches.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I treated myself to some pin badges from @withyworkshop.bsky.social
Look how pretty they are (plus came with a free gift badge and sweeties)
💜💜💜 @merryfinches.bsky.social
Look how pretty they are (plus came with a free gift badge and sweeties)
💜💜💜 @merryfinches.bsky.social
Messed up badly in the 6th form and left a month before my A level exams. Took a 6 week temp role in the UK public sector to get some money in. 38 years later I like to think I’ve done some good in the world.
I applied for a job, didn’t get it but got offered a 5 month temp post at something very different. 15 years later, they still haven’t realised I’ve no idea what I’m doing…
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Messed up badly in the 6th form and left a month before my A level exams. Took a 6 week temp role in the UK public sector to get some money in. 38 years later I like to think I’ve done some good in the world.
Just thinking about our Butthole Buccaneers 🥰🏴☠️
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Just thinking about our Butthole Buccaneers 🥰🏴☠️
This fic is making me smile so much 💕💕💕
Today's the daaaaaaaaay!
Please enjoy No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea, my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social. Fake dating! Lots of pining! Extreme silliness! Smut! Ed and Stede being idiots for each other! Gorgeous art INCLUDING trademark sloppy smoochin! 💖
Enjoyyyyyyy 🥰
Please enjoy No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea, my Big Bang with @pogonr.bsky.social. Fake dating! Lots of pining! Extreme silliness! Smut! Ed and Stede being idiots for each other! Gorgeous art INCLUDING trademark sloppy smoochin! 💖
Enjoyyyyyyy 🥰
No Shenaniganry Allowed Aboard Jeff's Inn on the Sea - Chapter 1 - Juniper (GelatinousStand), pogo - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This fic is making me smile so much 💕💕💕
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A very blurry through a train window ‘happy sunrise’ to you all pirate crew. Have a fabulous day 💜🏴☠️
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
A very blurry through a train window ‘happy sunrise’ to you all pirate crew. Have a fabulous day 💜🏴☠️
RIP Mani, bassist extraordinaire 💔
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
RIP Mani, bassist extraordinaire 💔
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Give It A Rest You Fucking Cunts It's 6:00PM
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Give It A Rest You Fucking Cunts It's 6:00PM
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travelling back in time to give Ed a strawberry vape
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
travelling back in time to give Ed a strawberry vape
‘Nutty’
It's juice. From the nose jar.
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 AM
‘Nutty’