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cappyy.bsky.social
princess unicorn bunny kitten angel
@cappyy.bsky.social
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kmeep going!!!

https://archiveofourown.org/users/captain_cappy
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stedebonnet.bsky.social
dilfed too close to the sun now grandpa hats turn me on
rhys darby getting interviewed at an ofmd convention in a cute little hat brian q quinn getting interviewed at an impractical jokers premiere in a cute little hat rory mccann getting interviewed at a game of thrones convention in a cute little hat
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
cappyy.bsky.social
drunk walk home and it’s the first snow of the year oh I am so happy
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
cappyy.bsky.social
going out in November is awfullllll no one can see my cute top bc of the biggest puffer coat known to man
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
cappyy.bsky.social
ed and stede's biggest fight is when ed discoveres his contect in stede's phone is "Edward Teach." in contrast to what he has stede's contact listed as, "stede 💗💗💗💗..." with as many hearts as can fit in the name
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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caribbeancrocs.bsky.social
Stede Bonnet
Popping a gummy and having an absolutely wild aquarium visit (it's a vitamin C gummy and I love aquariums)
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
cappyy.bsky.social
living alone is going great i have had ten cups of tea today
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
cappyy.bsky.social
cappy fic things: characters being compared to bunnies or puppies or kitties or other baby animals, rule of three, describing sensation with adjectives and nothing more, either so fluffy or so whumpy and no in-between, “baby” “fucker” “cutie”, being set in nova scotia for no reason. did i miss any!?
oatmilktruther.bsky.social roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 3d
recurring abs fic things: oatmilk, stede gets nose kisses, dolphin hatred, men crying, no sex at the climax even if its rated E, no caps on proper nouns, “this rocks”, repeating homonyms or two words spelled the same that mean something different, hm tell me if i missed any or quote w ur own!
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
cappyy.bsky.social
stede
pim pimling from smiling friends looking curious pim pimling from smiling friends focusing very hard writing with his tongue out pim pimling from smiling friends dressed up as a cowboy. (cute) pim pimling from smiling friends gettting smoohed by charlie
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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cappyy.bsky.social
i have been doing some scientific research today and i have come to the conclusion that:
Bunny in a pirate hat Stede Bonnet in a pirate hat
June 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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endofadream.bsky.social
i miss stede bonnet
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
cappyy.bsky.social
how it feels being an english major
them: are you fucking stupid me: (no text but a picture of a very cute but very small brained looking puppy)
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
cappyy.bsky.social
writing a serious sex scene for the first time ever I REPEAT I AM WRITING A SERIOUS SEX SCENE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
cappyy.bsky.social
dating is so hard how do ppl do this. need to get stabbed and hung so a brave pirate comes to my rescue like would genuinely rather do that than tinder
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
cappyy.bsky.social
have been freaking out about this all morn. DELISHHH!!!
oatmilktruther.bsky.social roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 3d
once again i post for the australians and for the people who have already ruined their bedtime and are looking to go for broke. who wants t4t fisherman ed set in made-up-utan alaska archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
This Side Of The Blue - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
cappyy.bsky.social
#wipwednesday 100 wips on the go buuut winter-y lesbian yearning is coming i swearrrr!!! (sequel to the sailing cheating fic i wrote LOL)
Big, fat snowflakes fall down, heavy and sticky and wet, ruining the ground around her. If Ed was twenty years younger and cared less about her jacket she’d think about snow angels. As it is now, she looks out to the freezing sea and prays for the winter to last forever. She doesn’t romanticize it. There’s nothing heavenly about the snow— it’s tangible, cold. If she jumped in the water right now, the blood in her veins would freeze and she’d sink to the bottom like someone’s discarded apple core. She likes it. Winter means that she won’t be reminded of summer. She hasn’t seen Stede since the summer.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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oatmilktruther.bsky.social
once again i post for the australians and for the people who have already ruined their bedtime and are looking to go for broke. who wants t4t fisherman ed set in made-up-utan alaska archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
This Side Of The Blue - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
cappyy.bsky.social
#howifeel
“I am nice, clean, honest, innocent, smart, sweet, sucking little baby, I have 0 enemies and 10000,00000 friends, I love to write my name anywhere I can, and I am safe and sweet with my savings, I have 999,999 credit cards that I use to buy olive oil and arrows for my toys and I eat healthy” baby bunny meme
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
cappyy.bsky.social
a vignette from an inn! who could'a thunk?

(or, post-fuck reflections on your lovely white-haired sleeping puppy puddle of a boyfriend)

archiveofourown.org/works/74772911
heavy focus captain_cappy Summary: Ed lies in the aftermath. Stede’s asleep on his arm. In a few minutes it’ll go numb. He tries to cherish the time. They washed the sheets yesterday, so Stede made them fuck on the couch. Notes: (See the end of the work for notes.) Work Text: Breathe. You’re okay. Yeah, there. There. More, more— mhm. Yep. Yesssss. Please— yes, thank you. Hah. Don’t— right now? Mhm, yeah, you’re, pfffff, funny. Right there, again. Aww, don’t. You’re beautiful. C’mon. I love— hold on, slow down. Slow— mhm, yeah, you know, good job. Can you do that again? That— that, mhm, fuck yeah, yes, yes, yes I’m almost— yeah. Hmmm. C’mere, let me kiss you again. Yeah, it was good. You’re good? That’s not a silly question, maybe I was bad. Aww, thank you. You’re good, too. Always so good. Perfect, baby. I love you, too.
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
cappyy.bsky.social
mini m&m's the most drinkable candy
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
cappyy.bsky.social
posting something unrelated to everything i've been meaning to post... well yes u like 500 words of garbage dont u?!
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
THEM
FOREVER

#OURFLAGMEANSDEATH
#OFMD
composite screenshot image from the OFMD bts video, "Chemistry on and Off Screen" - from the filming of OFMD s1 ep 5 - Taika W. as Ed Teach as Jeff the Accountant w/ a playful/mischievous expression on his face, clasping onto the shoulder of Rhys D. as Stede Bonnet as Sir Godfrey Thornrose, who is grinning
October 21, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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4-2-nut-ahhh-fox.bsky.social
In fact, I completely understand Swifthand - you can watch these idiots forever 🌚
#OFMD #OurClawsMeanDeath
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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parsifon.bsky.social
It’s bedtime, and Alma and Louis won again. Ed finds it hilarious, Stede not that much. He’ll have to exfoliate his face twice as much as usually !
#ofmd #ofmdAU
Drawing of Ed taking a photo of Stede having his hair brushed and his makeup done by Alma and Louis Stede in blue pajamas sitting on his bed is having his hair brushed and makeup done. Alma behind him standing on the bed is wearing purple pajamas. Louis is on Stede’s lap, clumsily applying lipstick to Stede’s face. His pajama is red.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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petrichorpond.bsky.social
ok i finally posted this woohoooo!! what if innkeepers ed & stede reminisced a little (and by reminisced i mean got really horny about) the time ed was totally definitely going to kill stede archiveofourown.org/works/74750371
little death daydreamcrash Summary: Ed lets himself think about it. Immerses himself in the candlelight flicker of it all, the steely glow of the moon through arched windows. The vulnerable peek of Stede’s throat under that black turtleneck, the shape of his back, his shoulderblades, the obscene curve of his waist, the radiating heat of him. The bed nook. He never got to sink inside Stede there, but his knife almost did. ed holding a knife behind his back, his other hand creeping towards stede's back. they're behind the bed nook's curtain on the revenge in the art of fuckery episode
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
cappyy.bsky.social
went to a feminist poetry night tonight and read planetarium by adrienne rich, and want by joan larkin, and a poem by me! and i shook the whole time was very scary but it was such a loving atmosphere and one of my faves said that she loved my poem and i just love writers and community and friends!
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM