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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew
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ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · Aug 22
I have crochet commissions open on my ko-fi!

If you have something in mind that isn’t listed, please contact me and we’ll see if we can figure something out 🫶

you can also find some (free!) patterns under Shop 💖

#OFMDHandmade #ShopOFMD
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littlefingies.bsky.social
Seen a few people posting about this kinda thing so I just want to shout from the rooftops: sharing your creative work is such a vulnerable and brave thing to do and I really appreciate you for doing it! you're rad as hell!
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
ohoho got one from the next chapter of Closest to Heaven 🫣 sorry baby stede i promise things will get better ❤️‍🩹
#WIPSnips
It feels like a violent punch to Stede’s gut. It’s not jealousy, no, it’s just because Jack is so stupid and vulgar and mean and Ed deserves better than that. If there’s a tiny smidge of jealousy in there, which there isn’t, it’s just because something about Jack’s presence makes Ed almost unrecognizable to Stede. Jack comes stomping back, crumbling up the empty beer can in his hand and throwing it away. “This shit’s fucking boring. We gonna find a party or what?” “I think I might just go home, actually.” Stede gets on his feet and brushes sand off his jeans. “Suit yourself,” Jack says in his gruff voice, picking up the last unopened beer before sauntering off towards Ed’s bike. “You sure?” It’s unfair how Ed pulls those eyes on him now, and adds a bit of a pout too, knitting his brows. “Yeah. I, uhm, I have a thing I need to, you know, get to. Be at.” Ed slowly stands up, watching Stede pick up the crumbled beer cans littered all around them, as far away as Jack could do a lazy throw. “You said you’d be free all night.” Stede whips around. “You didn’t say you’d bring someone.”
December 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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darcylindbergh.bsky.social
Stede will not be participating in the rest of this foul winter season thank you very much.
Digital pencil drawing of Stede wrapped in a big blue blanket with only his hands sticking out. He's holding a purple mug. He's sitting on a .almon pink sofa
December 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
Behold.

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Stede is delighted and clapping as Ed holds up a small fish he caught. Stede is wearing his cursed suit red shirt and Ed is wearing his timeout burlap onesie. Ed is presenting his fish with an open hand as it dangles on a line from his other hand. He's smiling. They're both standing in front of a huge waning moon, bathed in its light.
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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queerdojohn.bsky.social
BEHOLD
so I asked Rhys to sing to me about Ed and Stede and now I'm on the floor and this is stuck in my head
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
IT'S HERE!

the first chapter (out of 9) of Closest to Heaven, the thing that's been sitting in my wips for 1.5 years - i am SO excited to finally share it, and the lovely @deanbird.bsky.social is joining me with art!!

posting wednesdays 💖

archiveofourown.org/works/74820801
#IdasOFMDfic #ofmdfic
Title card with a leather heart choker across the top, a boombox and a CD (Dizzy Up the Girl by the Goo Goo Dolls), and a croissant. Text: Closest to Heaven words by: bizarrelittlemew art by: deanbird
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
IT'S HERE!

the first chapter (out of 9) of Closest to Heaven, the thing that's been sitting in my wips for 1.5 years - i am SO excited to finally share it, and the lovely @deanbird.bsky.social is joining me with art!!

posting wednesdays 💖

archiveofourown.org/works/74820801
#IdasOFMDfic #ofmdfic
Title card with a leather heart choker across the top, a boombox and a CD (Dizzy Up the Girl by the Goo Goo Dolls), and a croissant. Text: Closest to Heaven words by: bizarrelittlemew art by: deanbird
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
TODAY IS THE DAY
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 11d
watch this space one week from now 👀
(with @deanbird.bsky.social 🤸💖)
Screenshot of the Additional Tags and Work Title sections of the New Work page on AO3. Additional Tags Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Childhood Friends to Lovers, Friends With Benefits to Lovers, and those benefits are kissing, so much kissing, Making Out, teaching your best friend how to kiss like best friends do, excessive references to iris by the goo goo dolls, Alternate Universe - 1990s, Alternate Universe - 2000s, First Kiss, Eventual Smut, Light Angst, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach is Down Bad for Stede Bonnet ×croissants and baking, Domestic Fluff, Growing Up Together, Idiots in Love, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Wears a Skirt, and a choker, Coming Out, College, Artist Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Mechanic Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Has a Leather Kink, no Furbys were harmed in the making of this fic Work Title Closest to Heaven “What are best friends for, eh?” Stede returns Ed’s smile, suddenly feeling much calmer. This is Ed, and this is Ed’s bedroom, and there is no safer place or person. And Ed, his best friend, the coolest person he knows, kisses him. It’s perfect. Even better than Stede could have imagined, if he had tried imagining it as more than an abstract hypothetical. Better than what books and movies and fairytales made him believe, and that’s saying something. It’s mostly lips at first, Ed’s lips, as soft as they look, but then it’s tongues, too, and Ed leads, of course, and Stede follows best he can, one hand in Ed’s curls and one on his back, and he seems to be doing something right—Ed leans into it, deepens the kiss, shifts on top of him until their bodies are pressed together. Oh god. If this is what kissing is always like, he has been missing out all this time.
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
common tragedy: my native language has the perfect word for encapsulating precisely what i want to say/express. i look up the english translation(s). none of those words mean exactly the same or have the same vibe
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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xoxoemynn.bsky.social
repeating to myself that I am not responsible for the conspiracy theories that others build up in their head about me
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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merryfinches.bsky.social
Very emotional experience seeing the Aids Quilt in London yesterday with friends 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️💔
June 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
for World AIDS Day, a 1988 cartoon from the Advocate's Gerald Donelan
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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tulipseasons.bsky.social
very respectful for ed to suggest potential options of “mermaid” “merman” and “merperson”. too bad stede only cares how hot he was
February 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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ofmdmaunths.bsky.social
IT'S TIIIIME

Who's ready for #OFMDJanAU??? This'll be our FOURTH JANAU??

#ofmdfic

Same rules as always: post on or after the day, quote skeet the daily post with new stuff, reply to the daily post with recs!!

PROMPTS BELOW:
1. Music | Architecture | Semaphor/Morse 2. Any Movie | Special Interest | Cyber Crimes 3. Any TV Show | Grad School | Shrunk 4. Sci-Fi | Camping/Hiking | Pokemon 5. 2000s | Specific City | Ping-Pong 6. Academia | Radio | Indoor Playspace 7. Retail | Transit | Peri-Apocalyptic 8. Celebrity | High Elevation | Eternal Storm 9. Small Business | Ghost | Portal Fantasy 10. Artist | Gamer | Animal Husbandry 11. 1900s | Folklore | Any Dropout Show 12. Road Trip | Prepper | Future Historian 13. Undersea | Roller Rink | Patent Law 14. Any Book | Reddit | Ancient Civilization 15. Tattoo Shop | Photography | Sailboat 16. Pre-1700 | Fundraiser | Reality TV 17. Fantasy | Mechanic | Numismatics 18. Journalism | Birding | Media Pirater 19. Food Service | Gardening | Roadie 20. Porn/Cam Work | Shifter | Boatbuilding 21. Government | Fire/EMT | Bugs 22. Racetrack | Flea Market | Cliff-diver 23. 1800s | Fashion | YMCA/Gym 24. Science/Medicine | Beach | Rideshare 25. Sports | Supermarket | Courtroom 26. Library | Crafter | Celebrity Stylist 27. Engineer | Fandom | Bootlegger 28. Archaeology | Plumber | Beekeeper 29. Author | Mail Carrier | Red String of Fate 30. Neighbor | Cryptid | Non-Anglophone 31. Catch-up | Fic of Fic | Sequels
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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polagblue.bsky.social
Missing the hit show #ofmd and this cutie #StedeBonnet 🥺⛱️🌊🏴‍☠️
Stede Bonnet in the style of Victorian lady by the sea, he is wearing a salomon suit, pink breaches, stockings, shoes with bows, and is holding a parasol
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
it's the first sunday of advent and that means Stede's search for a boyfriend before Christmas begins!

or... began a year ago. but i'm bringing it back for your holiday romcom needs

28k words, very E
Ho for the Holidays bizarrelittlemew Summary: After revealing to his ex-wife that he has a boyfriend, Stede ends up promising to bring him to the Christmas Eve dinner they always have together – Stede, Mary, her new husband, and the kids. Problem is, it's a lie. Stede has never been more single. And now, he needs a plan. Or rather, four plans. Plan A: Find a boyfriend before Christmas Eve. Plan B: Find someone to pretend to be his boyfriend before Christmas Eve (Lucius will jump in, if necessary, but Mary sort of knows him, so it's not ideal). Plan C: Pretend to break up with non-existent boyfriend right before Christmas Eve. The pros are possible sympathy points, the cons are the non-zero chances that Mary will figure out there never was a boyfriend in the first place. Plan D: Come clean. Stede really doesn't want to do plan D.
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
first day as a freelance knight ed goes to the nearest horse market because having a horse is sort of expected. he has never ridden before but figures that he's probably good at it. also, he can talk to animals, which might be a help. unfortunately his new horse is a stubborn, rotten bastard
October 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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jodalyn.bsky.social
just thinking about the fact that stede loves ed //so// much that he teared up in his DREAM upon seeing him again

#OFMD #OFMDGifs
November 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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deanbird.bsky.social
Hey friends! I'm sending holiday cards again, featuring seasonal (but non-holiday related) Gentlebeard art!

Want some holiday cheer? Fill out this form! I'm happy to send internationally too 💜 #ofmd

forms.gle/w6mxvEPqFxRT...
Holiday Cards from Deanbird!
Hi friends! In need of a little end-of-the-year OFMD cheer? Send me your address below and I'll mail you a 4x6" (~10x15cm) postcard inside an envelope, featuring brand new art of Ed and Stede from me ...
forms.gle
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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thedailyshow.com
Talking to your family at Thanksgiving is hard. Let @lesdoggg.bsky.social handle it
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
watch this space one week from now 👀
(with @deanbird.bsky.social 🤸💖)
Screenshot of the Additional Tags and Work Title sections of the New Work page on AO3. Additional Tags Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Childhood Friends to Lovers, Friends With Benefits to Lovers, and those benefits are kissing, so much kissing, Making Out, teaching your best friend how to kiss like best friends do, excessive references to iris by the goo goo dolls, Alternate Universe - 1990s, Alternate Universe - 2000s, First Kiss, Eventual Smut, Light Angst, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach is Down Bad for Stede Bonnet ×croissants and baking, Domestic Fluff, Growing Up Together, Idiots in Love, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Wears a Skirt, and a choker, Coming Out, College, Artist Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Mechanic Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Has a Leather Kink, no Furbys were harmed in the making of this fic Work Title Closest to Heaven “What are best friends for, eh?” Stede returns Ed’s smile, suddenly feeling much calmer. This is Ed, and this is Ed’s bedroom, and there is no safer place or person. And Ed, his best friend, the coolest person he knows, kisses him. It’s perfect. Even better than Stede could have imagined, if he had tried imagining it as more than an abstract hypothetical. Better than what books and movies and fairytales made him believe, and that’s saying something. It’s mostly lips at first, Ed’s lips, as soft as they look, but then it’s tongues, too, and Ed leads, of course, and Stede follows best he can, one hand in Ed’s curls and one on his back, and he seems to be doing something right—Ed leans into it, deepens the kiss, shifts on top of him until their bodies are pressed together. Oh god. If this is what kissing is always like, he has been missing out all this time.
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
give him back to me
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Scribbly digital cartoon sketch of season 1 Stede Bonnet wearing his teal suit and cunty little black heels with pink bows. He is reverently holding a tiny model of the Revenge, looking down at it with quiet excitement. There is a splash of pink color behind him setting him apart from the plain white background.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
good morning 💖
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social ida 🐭 bizarrelittlemew @bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social · 13d
mondays suck. here, take this 🤲 (<- ed and stede dry humping and kissing each other's necks)

2.4k words, E: archiveofourown.org/works/74722261
#ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
all I want to breathe bizarrelittlemew Summary: Stede accidentally reveals to his coworker, Ed, that he has never had his neck kissed. Ed figures it would be irresponsible of him to let Stede carry on like that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very sketchy comic page featuring Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is looking at one of those standup signs that are outside stores on the sidewalk. It say's BONNET'S BEAUTS and "ask about our facials". Ed snickers. He looks into the building and sees Stede waving stupidly in Ed's direction while smiling. Ed is immediately heart-eyes. He looks at the sign again, focused on "ask about our facials!" then twiddles his fingers in response to Stede.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
mondays suck. here, take this 🤲 (<- ed and stede dry humping and kissing each other's necks)

2.4k words, E: archiveofourown.org/works/74722261
#ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
all I want to breathe bizarrelittlemew Summary: Stede accidentally reveals to his coworker, Ed, that he has never had his neck kissed. Ed figures it would be irresponsible of him to let Stede carry on like that.
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM