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TenderAsHell❤️
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Casey - She/Her (allegedly) - Demi/Bi - 30s
Queer Romance Enthusiast 🏴‍☠️🌈
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OFMD Project Thread
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First up, the Tender As Hell pins, originally made for NYCC ‘23
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Follow up thoughts for #SexualSunday: Once Stede finishes he starts licking his release off of Ed’s fingers, then pauses, carefully pulls the glove off of Ed’s hand, puts it on his own, and very slowly reaches down to wrap it around Ed

Ed very nearly has a heart attack about it :) ❤️
Consider also: Stede discovering his leather kink the first time Ed jerks him off, Stede’s small dick entirely wrapped up in Ed’s gloved hand while Ed whispers in his ear and kisses his neck
#SexualSunday
Furthermore: Stede kneeling over Ed’s chest, hands on Ed’s shoulders with his snoochie rubbing between Ed’s tits while Ed runs his nails up & down Stede’s thighs and plays with his ass 😌
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Follow up thoughts for #SexualSunday: Once Stede finishes he starts licking his release off of Ed’s fingers, then pauses, carefully pulls the glove off of Ed’s hand, puts it on his own, and very slowly reaches down to wrap it around Ed

Ed very nearly has a heart attack about it :) ❤️
Consider also: Stede discovering his leather kink the first time Ed jerks him off, Stede’s small dick entirely wrapped up in Ed’s gloved hand while Ed whispers in his ear and kisses his neck
#SexualSunday
Furthermore: Stede kneeling over Ed’s chest, hands on Ed’s shoulders with his snoochie rubbing between Ed’s tits while Ed runs his nails up & down Stede’s thighs and plays with his ass 😌
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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it's the first sunday of advent and that means Stede's search for a boyfriend before Christmas begins!

or... began a year ago. but i'm bringing it back for your holiday romcom needs

28k words, very E
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Proof of concept!
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Also, it’s not Black Friday anymore, but I’m running a sale in my shop until Dec 2nd! Featuring new art I keep forgetting to post here!

palaceofposey.etsy.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Consider also: Stede discovering his leather kink the first time Ed jerks him off, Stede’s small dick entirely wrapped up in Ed’s gloved hand while Ed whispers in his ear and kisses his neck
#SexualSunday
Furthermore: Stede kneeling over Ed’s chest, hands on Ed’s shoulders with his snoochie rubbing between Ed’s tits while Ed runs his nails up & down Stede’s thighs and plays with his ass 😌
hey, hi, happy #SexualSunday, I’m still stuck on snoochie (aka cute small dick)

Ed is leaning back against the headboard with Stede in his lap, Stede was riding him but now he’s more relentlessly grinding his snoochie into Ed’s happy trail and getting off on the sensation of Ed’s hair against him
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Every year I share my cut-your-own-tree fic the weekend we get our Christmas tree. And this year I really need people to be nice to me about it because SOMEONE STOLE OUR TREE TODAY (probably on accident) 😭😭😭

U-Pick, 2.8k, rated M, no trees are stolen in this fic

archiveofourown.org/works/43820817
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Consider also: Stede discovering his leather kink the first time Ed jerks him off, Stede’s small dick entirely wrapped up in Ed’s gloved hand while Ed whispers in his ear and kisses his neck
#SexualSunday
Furthermore: Stede kneeling over Ed’s chest, hands on Ed’s shoulders with his snoochie rubbing between Ed’s tits while Ed runs his nails up & down Stede’s thighs and plays with his ass 😌
hey, hi, happy #SexualSunday, I’m still stuck on snoochie (aka cute small dick)

Ed is leaning back against the headboard with Stede in his lap, Stede was riding him but now he’s more relentlessly grinding his snoochie into Ed’s happy trail and getting off on the sensation of Ed’s hair against him
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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This week's tiny Ed decided the shirt was too hot but also too pretty not to wear. Stede'll find his words and fuss about the wrinkles later.

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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❄️WINTER HOLIDAY SALE!❄️
Looking for some queer romance to keep you warm on these cold days? Now through midnight December 31, my ENTIRE store is on sale! Ebooks are 20% off, paperbacks and hardcovers are 10% off. No code needed!
So hop on over to jordanlhawk.com and grab some discounted books!
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Jacob Tierney I knew you wouldn’t let me down 🫡 🌈
#HeatedRivalry
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
hehehehe 🧦🧦
#HeatedRivalry
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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INPRNT is having a sale for black friday if anyone wants my art on their walls (and if there's anything not there that people would like to see in my shop let me know!)
making a pinned post, better late than never etc. links to my things:

print store: www.inprnt.com/gallery/outo...

ko-fi: ko-fi.com/queermedieval
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I’m gonna be so annoying tomorrow
#HeatedRivalry
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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everything in my shop is 25% for black friday and cyber monday!

www.etsy.com/au/shop/faee...
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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oh, the light-skins, dammit
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m gonna be so annoying tomorrow
#HeatedRivalry
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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ed: THEY WERE MEAN AND LAUGHED AT ME

stede: brb babe they all have to die 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

(I’m a goner 😅)
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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A few prints currently on sale in my shop. Ends 12/2 ⭐️

www.etsy.com/shop/Skullin...
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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For WIP Wednesday, I humbly offer @tenderashell.bsky.social this proof of life. Been stuck for awhile, but things are moving along again…
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
#wipwednesday I guess, recycling seasonal meal kit bags into winter decor, planning to make a garland out of them ❄️
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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If you enjoy some OFMD-themed stickers, this mystery bundle is for you! Get $50 worth of pirate stickers (may also contain bookmarks and/or cards) for just $10.

YES this works with my current sale and this bundle ships worldwide! Link in 🧵.

#OFMD #OFMDmerch #stickermaker #shopsmall #wokeandghey
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Crew I have an idea that I think will save humanity.

Season 3 of the hit pirate tv show Our Flag Means Death
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM