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Casey - She/Her (allegedly) - Demi/Bi - 30s
Queer Romance Enthusiast 🏴‍☠️🌈
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OFMD Project Thread
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First up, the Tender As Hell pins, originally made for NYCC ‘23
Mother! 💚
February 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
#TakeTwoTuesday for baby’s first fic, I’ve been drafting some sequel thoughts 🌹

archiveofourown.org/works/74169691
*drops this and runs away*

Thank you @politestmenace.bsky.social & @alimasin.bsky.social for your kind encouragement, it really means a lot to me

‘Roses Are Falling For You’ 💐
Rated T, 1.2k
archiveofourown.org/works/74169691
February 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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The schedule for this event has been posted in our discord server!

We will be going to the Seaport Museum and Mystic Aquarium, as well as a few other places.

DM for an invite to the server, or grab one from anyone already in there! 💙
interested in a new england ofmd meetup but cant make it to Salem?
Perhaps you can join us in Mystic!

We'll be going April 18th & 19th 2026.
DM to get an invite to the discord server (or grab an invite from someone already in there)

🐳💙
February 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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❤️ Hanging on by a thread ❤️
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. Y'all know I had to do this one lol
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#ofmdart #ofmdfanart #fanart
February 3, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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one of the oldest ofmd i did 💀
June 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Sinners... but make it Leyendecker
#SinnersMovie
December 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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mary and ed arty besties getting wine drunk while mary moans about her husband and how she thinks she needs a divorce. ed HATES this fucker for messing around his pal!!!! he's so mad that he's spilling all the tea about this fuckhead husband to the beautiful blond man he's just started dating,,,,,,,
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 AM
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much to think about
February 2, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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Looking for inspiration? Here are some ideas of what folks are looking for!!

sign up for information: forms.gle/Doh9imGkVuQ3...
submit your donated crafts: forms.gle/39A8xjs6mWEm...

#fandommarket
February 1, 2026 at 6:21 PM
It begins… 🌴
January 31, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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#ofmd

"To love the sea as she must be loved requires change"
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
5 college classes:

👑 period styles design
🎨 van gogh & gauguin
🥕 theatre props
📖 script analysis
👭 US womens history

tech theatre major, art history minor ✌️
5 college classes:

🌬️Breathing
🎙️Oral History
🧠Theories of Cognition
🤸Russian Acrobatics 101
📚US Hist thru Lit & Film

(wish i could remember the baroque lib arts titles for all these classes but i'm pretty sure theories of cognition was "babies, birds, & bots: [something something what is a mind?]")
5 college classes, college dropout edition:

📚Classic Danish Literature
📘Phonetics
📕Creative Writing
📙Journalism 101
📗Romantic Poetry

You'll never guess what I was in for, I'm sure
January 31, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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If you haven't seen this you need to, sound ON (nsfw)
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Truly one of my most favorite moments of the show
January 31, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Shoutout to the surprisingly great Next Goal Wins promo scarf for keeping me alive through another winter ⚽️
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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OFMD AU - Ed is a shepherd whose favorite ram has no interest in lady sheep. Izzy tells him to get rid of it, but when Ed looks for alternatives, he finds farmer and local gay lunatic Stede Bonnet, who rescues gay rams and sells their wool under his brand, "Revenge Wool". Ed is immediately a goner.
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I am thinking many collage thoughts
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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Stede and CatEd from my new fic: archiveofourown.org/works/55081057
(I did not intend to make Stede this sexy, he did this himself, what the hell)
(I am CatEd)
#OurFlagMeansDeath
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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One more bump for this! ❤️
You know what? I realized I do have a small something I can raffle off. I recently bought some postcard samples from my Printful shop. “What’re you going to do with them?” Mr. Menace asked. Offer them to you in a drawing, apparently!
January 30, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Hi all! This closes tomorrow night 🍲 I have had a handful of entries so now is your chance to win a handmade embroidery for in exchange for a small donation to help those struggling! 💃
For those with less $$$ but still wishing to help - every $3 you donate to a charity helping those affected in the USA gets you a ticket for your own custom soup hoop with any word(s) embroidered up to 15 characters. Free postage worldwide! This will close on 31 Jan at midnight GMT
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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A fic called Sex Tape, but it is about using athletic tape to stabilize various joints before sexy times.
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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Still deciding on what to do for your gift? Take another look at the suggestions here for inspiration 👀
#GiftOFMD
Guidelines on gift size for easy mailing and suggestions for gifts you could make:
January 28, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Drabble for neighbour!

Cw for non-consensual viewing of someone
January 30, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Inspired by this convo with @unfunpleasures.bsky.social
I’m gonna start a New Soap Day thread because life really is all about the little things right now and damn I love a good soap 🧼

Starting off strong with Beekman Copa Soaps Golden Turmeric
January 30, 2026 at 5:02 AM