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Dahlia 🏴‍☠️🍊🌈
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oh god, how could i forget: the fucking END NOTES
late but:

so many ellipses, nervous breakdown = very long sentence with no commas, so many OCs, it’s always an allegory for my relationship to writing, someone’s coming in their pants 50% bc it's hot 50% bc smut takes me forever I can’t be expected to get them BOTH off, somehow Jonathan Bailey??
recurring abs fic things: oatmilk, stede gets nose kisses, dolphin hatred, men crying, no sex at the climax even if its rated E, no caps on proper nouns, “this rocks”, repeating homonyms or two words spelled the same that mean something different, hm tell me if i missed any or quote w ur own!
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
late but:

so many ellipses, nervous breakdown = very long sentence with no commas, so many OCs, it’s always an allegory for my relationship to writing, someone’s coming in their pants 50% bc it's hot 50% bc smut takes me forever I can’t be expected to get them BOTH off, somehow Jonathan Bailey??
recurring abs fic things: oatmilk, stede gets nose kisses, dolphin hatred, men crying, no sex at the climax even if its rated E, no caps on proper nouns, “this rocks”, repeating homonyms or two words spelled the same that mean something different, hm tell me if i missed any or quote w ur own!
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Mmmm, woke up thinking about ed’s gender. Cause god I love him getting hit with a “good girl,” that shit slaps. But also thinking about him in a skirt, makeup, what have you, and getting hit with a “good boy,” and all that combined being gender affirming for him… 🤌

He’s so gender, fuck, I love him.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ahhhh this is the first thing I read upon waking up and it was so god damn cute. I love corgi Stede!!
It's here!!!! My #OFMDBB25 fic is here!

Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.

With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.

Description and 🔗⬇️
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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The crew celebrate Pete's birthday on Black Friday because he says birthdays are for wimps and won't tell anyone when it is. Everyone except Lucius is running round the Republic of Pirates haggling for the cheapest gifts known to man. Frenchie is giving him the gift of an investment opportunity
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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mary singing jolene but changing the lyrics to be like eddie im begging of you please take my fucking man
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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i did this :) on purpose
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
my my, how the turn tables

WIPWednesday from a future chapter of RWYLM. Being friends is going great, and Ed is definitely not jealous...
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
not even 8 am and this fic already ruined the rest of my life by being too good GO READ IT WHAT THE FUCK
once again i post for the australians and for the people who have already ruined their bedtime and are looking to go for broke. who wants t4t fisherman ed set in made-up-utan alaska archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
This Side Of The Blue - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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✨🔥😌🔥✨
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Edward study
July 23, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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I’ve often said I’m working my way through every special interest I’ve had in my entire life in fic 😂 I’ve written so many that I made a collection (it has 24 fics in it):

archiveofourown.org/collections/...
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Got some new divorce boys chapters for y'all! This baby's got range: we're talking about Bigfoot's dick, the Jungian nature of creativity, and the ethical implications of grinding up against your sleeping ex-ish husband 😌

archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Right Where You Left Me - Chapter 19 - serpent_and_dahlia - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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It takes a while for Ed to work up the nerve to go introduce himself to this Bonnet guy. Every couple of weeks that building is a new store. Seemingly owned n operated by the same lunatic. Ed finally walks in when it's changed to BONNUT-HOLES: You bring 'em, we fill 'em! #ofmd
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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toast with a crunch crunch crunch
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Got some new divorce boys chapters for y'all! This baby's got range: we're talking about Bigfoot's dick, the Jungian nature of creativity, and the ethical implications of grinding up against your sleeping ex-ish husband 😌

archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Right Where You Left Me - Chapter 19 - serpent_and_dahlia - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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tealoranges 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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give him back to me
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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hiiiiiii gongeous :)
December 19, 2024 at 10:27 PM
fuckin rhea seehorn man
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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I literally haven’t drawn in months but I have muscle memory for these two apparently
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM