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serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
Dahlia 🏴‍☠️🍊🌈
@serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
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mostly ofmd lurking
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AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/serpent_and_dahlia/works
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serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
oh god, how could i forget: the fucking END NOTES
serpentanddahlia.bsky.social Dahlia 🏴‍☠️🍊🌈 @serpentanddahlia.bsky.social · 5h
late but:

so many ellipses, nervous breakdown = very long sentence with no commas, so many OCs, it’s always an allegory for my relationship to writing, someone’s coming in their pants 50% bc it's hot 50% bc smut takes me forever I can’t be expected to get them BOTH off, somehow Jonathan Bailey??
oatmilktruther.bsky.social roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 3d
recurring abs fic things: oatmilk, stede gets nose kisses, dolphin hatred, men crying, no sex at the climax even if its rated E, no caps on proper nouns, “this rocks”, repeating homonyms or two words spelled the same that mean something different, hm tell me if i missed any or quote w ur own!
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
late but:

so many ellipses, nervous breakdown = very long sentence with no commas, so many OCs, it’s always an allegory for my relationship to writing, someone’s coming in their pants 50% bc it's hot 50% bc smut takes me forever I can’t be expected to get them BOTH off, somehow Jonathan Bailey??
oatmilktruther.bsky.social roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 3d
recurring abs fic things: oatmilk, stede gets nose kisses, dolphin hatred, men crying, no sex at the climax even if its rated E, no caps on proper nouns, “this rocks”, repeating homonyms or two words spelled the same that mean something different, hm tell me if i missed any or quote w ur own!
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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jackuntiljune.bsky.social
Mmmm, woke up thinking about ed’s gender. Cause god I love him getting hit with a “good girl,” that shit slaps. But also thinking about him in a skirt, makeup, what have you, and getting hit with a “good boy,” and all that combined being gender affirming for him… 🤌

He’s so gender, fuck, I love him.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
Ahhhh this is the first thing I read upon waking up and it was so god damn cute. I love corgi Stede!!
appleteeth.bsky.social Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Pabu-Chan's Dad @appleteeth.bsky.social · 1d
It's here!!!! My #OFMDBB25 fic is here!

Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.

With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.

Description and 🔗⬇️
A white background, and centred is an artwork of Ed lying down on a fur rug, his makeup and hair messy, with a corgi curled up in his arms. They both look desperately sad. Top text: The Hounds of Love Bottom text: Written by @appleteeth.bsky.social Art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social & @curiosityrocks.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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smallestchurch.bsky.social
stede showing ed the auxiliary wardrobe
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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sailorsruin92.bsky.social
🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard
Two panel illustration of Ed and Stede meet-cute. In the first panel Ed is looking at Stede with his hand on his tummy. There is fire and smoke behind him. In the second panel, Stede is lying on the floor with a noose around his neck and hands tied. He's been gut-stabbed.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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thesearethekids.bsky.social
The crew celebrate Pete's birthday on Black Friday because he says birthdays are for wimps and won't tell anyone when it is. Everyone except Lucius is running round the Republic of Pirates haggling for the cheapest gifts known to man. Frenchie is giving him the gift of an investment opportunity
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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fakegeekboy.bsky.social
Stede and Ed from Our Flag Means Death season 1 episode 8. They're both staring into the middle distance while Stede says some nonsense about insane foliage and Ed's probably thinking about how bad he wants to ride that dick, idk
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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oatmilktruther.bsky.social
mary singing jolene but changing the lyrics to be like eddie im begging of you please take my fucking man
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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stedebonnet.bsky.social
i did this :) on purpose
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
my my, how the turn tables

WIPWednesday from a future chapter of RWYLM. Being friends is going great, and Ed is definitely not jealous...
STEDE’S LIKE: I’M SURE YOU’LL FIGURE IT OUT. BACK IN THE DAY, I REMEMBER YOU COULDN’T GO A MORE THAN A COUPLE HOURS WITHOUT SOME BURST OF INSPIRATION FINDING YOU. YOU WERE ALWAYS JOTTING THINGS DOWN ON ANY SCRAP OF PAPER YOU COULD FIND. PRETTY SURE YOU WROTE MOST OF THE CHORUS TO LUNATIC ON MY ARM IN EYELINER WHILE WE WERE AT A HALLOWEEN PARTY ED JUST STARES AT HIM, THROWN STEDE: WHAT? ED COUGHS, SHRUGS IT OFF. YEAH, I DUNNO… I GUESS. STILL CAN’T BELIEVE YOU KEPT MY OLD PIANO, MATE. NEVER WRITTEN SO MUCH IN MY LIFE AS I DID ON THAT CLUNKY OLD THING STEDE HESITATES, THEN OFFERS: WELL, IF YOU THINK IT WOULD HELP…YOU’RE WELCOME TO USE IT ANY TIME YOU LIKE, WHILE YOU’RE HERE IN TOWN ED’S NOT SURE WHY, BUT THE WHOLE THOUGHT OF BEING BACK IN THAT HOUSE—THEIR HOUSE—SITTING AT THAT PIANO AGAIN, TRYING TO POUR HIS HEART OUT….FUCK SENSING ED’S HESITATION, STEDE ADDS: YOU CAN EVEN DO IT WHEN I’M NOT THERE, IF THAT’S YOUR CONCERN! HERE—HE FISHES IN HIS POCKET FOR HIS KEYS. TAKES ONE OFF THE RING, HANDS IT TO ED. ED’S HEART STOPS WHEN HE SEES IT. IT’S HIS OLD KEY. THE HELLO KITTY PRINTED ONE THAT STEDE MADE FOR HIM WHEN THEY FIRST MOVED INTO THE COTTAGE ED LEFT IT ON THE KITCHEN TABLE WHEN HE RAN AWAY STEDE’S BEEN CARRYING IT AROUND ON HIS KEY RING THIS WHOLE TIME STEDE SHRUGS: SENTIMENTAL OF ME, I KNOW. SORRY. ED KEEPS STARING AT THE KEY, DOESN’T RESPOND. YEAH OK, THANKS. HE POCKETS THE KEY. THEY STARE AT EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE, UNTIL THEY’RE INTERRUPTED BY THE SHOP DOOR JINGLING UP FRONT STEDE LOOKS AROUND—CAN’T FIND LUCIUS ONE SEC, HE TELLS ED, AND GETS UP TO CHECK ON THE CUSTOMER JUST A MOMENT, ED HEARS STEDE CALL AS HE STEPS AWAY—BUT THEN HE STOPS ABRUPTLY, STANDING BETWEEN TWO SHELVES, STARING AT WHOMEVER JUST WALKED IN THAT ED CAN’T SEE OH! STEDE SAYS. HENRY! AND THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE TONE OF HIS VOICE THAT MAKES ED’S EARS PERK UP. THAT MAKES HIS BRAIN GO: WHO THE FUCK’S THIS HENRY THEN? STEDE! HE HEARS SOMEONE CALL BACK, TONE WARM AND AFFECTIONATE. VERY SURREPTIOUSLY, ED SCOOTS HIS CHAIR BACK AWAY FROM THE TABLE SO THAT HE CAN PEER DOWN THE LENGTH OF ONE OF THE AISLES TOWARDS THE DOOR THERE’S A GUY STANDING THERE. BROWN MAN, MAYBE SOUTH ASIAN, WITH MOSTLY BLACK HAIR JUST STARTING TO STREAK WITH SALT AT THE TEMPLES AND CHUNKY FRAMED GLASSES. HE’S GOT A KID WITH HIM—A LITTLE GIRL, MAYBE SEVEN, WEARING A FRANKLY FABULOUS LAVENDER FAUX FUR COAT THAT GOES DOWN HER ANKLES HENRY: AND THIS IS NOOR, REMEMBER I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER? WE’RE JUST PASSING THROUGH ON OUR WAY TO TAKE NOOR TO HER MOM’S, AND I REMEMBERED THIS PLACE—WAS SORT OF HOPING YOU’D BE IN STEDE GREETS THE KID ENTHUSIASTICALLY: YES OF COURSE! HELLO, NOOR. HOW ARE THE HORSEBACK RIDING LESSONS GOING? THE GIRL IMMEDIATELY STARTS CHATTERING AWAY ABOUT HER FAVORITE HORSES AT THE STABLE, AND STEDE LISTENS ALONG ATTENTIVELY ED, HOWEVER, IS STILL STARING AT THE OTHER GUY. HENRY. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY? THIS HANDSOME DILF IN HIPSTER GLASSES WITH THE CUTE KID? THIS FUCKER WHO’S STARING AT STEDE—ED’S HUSBAND, SORTA, TECHNICALLY—LIKE HE’S HIS FAVORITE DAYDREAM COME TO LIFE? HOW DO HE AND STEDE KNOW EACH OTHER?
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
not even 8 am and this fic already ruined the rest of my life by being too good GO READ IT WHAT THE FUCK
oatmilktruther.bsky.social roach’s malewife @oatmilktruther.bsky.social · 4d
once again i post for the australians and for the people who have already ruined their bedtime and are looking to go for broke. who wants t4t fisherman ed set in made-up-utan alaska archiveofourown.org/works/74783976
This Side Of The Blue - oatmilktruther - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
✨🔥😌🔥✨
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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rysiutokwiat.bsky.social
Edward study
July 23, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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clairegregoryau.bsky.social
I’ve often said I’m working my way through every special interest I’ve had in my entire life in fic 😂 I’ve written so many that I made a collection (it has 24 fics in it):

archiveofourown.org/collections/...
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
Got some new divorce boys chapters for y'all! This baby's got range: we're talking about Bigfoot's dick, the Jungian nature of creativity, and the ethical implications of grinding up against your sleeping ex-ish husband 😌

archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Right Where You Left Me - Chapter 19 - serpent_and_dahlia - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
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November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
It takes a while for Ed to work up the nerve to go introduce himself to this Bonnet guy. Every couple of weeks that building is a new store. Seemingly owned n operated by the same lunatic. Ed finally walks in when it's changed to BONNUT-HOLES: You bring 'em, we fill 'em! #ofmd
self-induljennt.bsky.social Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 5d
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
toast with a crunch crunch crunch
ed teach in the i just got my back blown out by the gentleman pirate robe carrying a breakfast in bed tray and holding toast in his mouth because he snac (our flag means death s2e7)
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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rysi000u.bsky.social
Roxi comm me to draw alternative version of that one drawing with Ed and Stede in cake topper's outfits 💙🧡
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
Got some new divorce boys chapters for y'all! This baby's got range: we're talking about Bigfoot's dick, the Jungian nature of creativity, and the ethical implications of grinding up against your sleeping ex-ish husband 😌

archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Right Where You Left Me - Chapter 19 - serpent_and_dahlia - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 25, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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sensationseekng.bsky.social
tealoranges 🥰
Olu and Jim based on that one bts photo smiling and having a nice time teal and yellow colors :) #ofmd #ofmdart
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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gaywatson.bsky.social
give him back to me
#OFMD #OFMDfanart
Scribbly digital cartoon sketch of season 1 Stede Bonnet wearing his teal suit and cunty little black heels with pink bows. He is reverently holding a tiny model of the Revenge, looking down at it with quiet excitement. There is a splash of pink color behind him setting him apart from the plain white background.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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edteachsbadknee.bsky.social
hiiiiiii gongeous :)
a digital drawing of Ed Teach, looking to the right with a soft expression on his face, one hand on his tummy and the other hanging down by his side. he’s shirtless with visible top surgery scars and heart-shaped pierced nipples, and he’s wearing leather pants with three cutouts on either side from hip to thigh that leave little slivers of skin exposed. the drawing is shaded in desaturated shades of purple, and the background is a pastel purple with a white border.
December 19, 2024 at 10:27 PM
serpentanddahlia.bsky.social
fuckin rhea seehorn man
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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midthirstling.bsky.social
I literally haven’t drawn in months but I have muscle memory for these two apparently
Rough sketch of Ed lying in Stede’s lap as they look at each other adoringly. I have not worked out the pose or anything so it’s wonky as fuck, but I remember how to draw their faces somehow.
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM