Lizard 🏳️🌈🏴☠️ | Pabu-Chan's Dad
@appleteeth.bsky.social
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Over here for ofmd screaming mostly. Follow for follow accts will be muted/blocked.
genderqueer | she/they/he (in no order of preference) | 30+ | UK | 🔞 | ❤️💜💙🐙🧵🧶 https://linktr.ee/appleteeth
Over here for ofmd screaming mostly. Follow for follow accts will be muted/blocked.
genderqueer | she/they/he (in no order of preference) | 30+ | UK | 🔞 | ❤️💜💙🐙🧵🧶 https://linktr.ee/appleteeth
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I was up until 4am reading this one and it is so SO good. My heart simply melts at the idea of Ed being comforted by an animal friend. I also laughed so loud I thought I was going to wake the house up at Jenn’s wonderful art of Stede pulling a buttons. (Keeping it vague because spoilers? Kind of?)
It's here!!!! My #OFMDBB25 fic is here!
Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.
With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.
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Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.
With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.
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November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I was up until 4am reading this one and it is so SO good. My heart simply melts at the idea of Ed being comforted by an animal friend. I also laughed so loud I thought I was going to wake the house up at Jenn’s wonderful art of Stede pulling a buttons. (Keeping it vague because spoilers? Kind of?)
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Just finished this sweet fic and had a great time! It gets a big clover stamp of approval
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just finished this sweet fic and had a great time! It gets a big clover stamp of approval
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It's here!!!! My #OFMDBB25 fic is here!
Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.
With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.
Description and 🔗⬇️
Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.
With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It's here!!!! My #OFMDBB25 fic is here!
Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.
With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.
Description and 🔗⬇️
Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.
With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.
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Ahhhh this is the first thing I read upon waking up and it was so god damn cute. I love corgi Stede!!
It's here!!!! My #OFMDBB25 fic is here!
Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.
With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.
Description and 🔗⬇️
Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.
With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.
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November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ahhhh this is the first thing I read upon waking up and it was so god damn cute. I love corgi Stede!!
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Going through my pics for this year to make photo books for family and finding…a lot of other stuff 😅
(If you made this please say so!!)
(If you made this please say so!!)
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Going through my pics for this year to make photo books for family and finding…a lot of other stuff 😅
(If you made this please say so!!)
(If you made this please say so!!)
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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Wanted to share just a couple of the comms on my to-do list right now. Still so many I have to keep secret for a bit. I love your brains, pirate pals. 🥹🧡Wippiiiies! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Wanted to share just a couple of the comms on my to-do list right now. Still so many I have to keep secret for a bit. I love your brains, pirate pals. 🥹🧡Wippiiiies! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
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If you haven't read this then you should, it's cute and tender and it has Stede as a wee corgi. What more do you need from life? 💜
And the art is absolutely adorable as well (there is so much of it!).
And the art is absolutely adorable as well (there is so much of it!).
It's here!!!! My #OFMDBB25 fic is here!
Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.
With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.
Description and 🔗⬇️
Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.
With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you haven't read this then you should, it's cute and tender and it has Stede as a wee corgi. What more do you need from life? 💜
And the art is absolutely adorable as well (there is so much of it!).
And the art is absolutely adorable as well (there is so much of it!).
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Drop everything and read this now! I experienced worrying levels of massive cuteness aggression. The story and the art are absolutely delightful!!
It's here!!!! My #OFMDBB25 fic is here!
Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.
With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.
Description and 🔗⬇️
Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.
With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.
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November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Drop everything and read this now! I experienced worrying levels of massive cuteness aggression. The story and the art are absolutely delightful!!
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THERE IS STILL TIME
March 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
THERE IS STILL TIME
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Headlines like this are extremely dangerous. Because moms of young kids are the people who make the bulk of the vaccine decisions for famillies. And for a lot of them, "reading the news" looks like scrolling past headlines on social media in the spare moments of the chaos of caring for kids.
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Headlines like this are extremely dangerous. Because moms of young kids are the people who make the bulk of the vaccine decisions for famillies. And for a lot of them, "reading the news" looks like scrolling past headlines on social media in the spare moments of the chaos of caring for kids.
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Let’s all surround our crewmate Lusinda in love and support. ✨✨✨ I don’t even believe in god but I pray to the universe on the regular to save Ukraine. 💜🫂💜🫂💜🏴☠️
this is how i am going to bed knowing that strategic aviation is already in the air, a ship carrying cruise missiles is at sea and the air alert because of the drones near my town has already been announced
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Let’s all surround our crewmate Lusinda in love and support. ✨✨✨ I don’t even believe in god but I pray to the universe on the regular to save Ukraine. 💜🫂💜🫂💜🏴☠️
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Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Weird the way the entire world went mad and only the creator of the IT Crowd was unaffected.
Recurring Lizard fic thing:
Whump
Kinky sex
Self sacrifice
Confessions at the most inappropriate times
Autistic Stede Bonnet needing a hug
ADHD Ed Teach needing a hug
Stede being a fashion GNC bitch
The crew being silly and awesome
Ed being the GOAT no matter the career
Whump
Kinky sex
Self sacrifice
Confessions at the most inappropriate times
Autistic Stede Bonnet needing a hug
ADHD Ed Teach needing a hug
Stede being a fashion GNC bitch
The crew being silly and awesome
Ed being the GOAT no matter the career
Recurring Ro fic things:
Autistic Stede Bonnet
ADHD Ed Teach
Concise writing
Under 2k words
Emotions/feelings first
AUs of other media
Ed and Stede are made for each other and that's that
Man, this is really difficult 😅
Autistic Stede Bonnet
ADHD Ed Teach
Concise writing
Under 2k words
Emotions/feelings first
AUs of other media
Ed and Stede are made for each other and that's that
Man, this is really difficult 😅
recurring mustard fic things:
crying during sex, recurring metaphors, softly/murmur/warmly, rambling internal monologue, shit dads club, stede's vocabulary is its own character, ed briefly goes to space when he comes, bonding over food-talk, ed is the prettiest person in every room, 4th wall breaks
crying during sex, recurring metaphors, softly/murmur/warmly, rambling internal monologue, shit dads club, stede's vocabulary is its own character, ed briefly goes to space when he comes, bonding over food-talk, ed is the prettiest person in every room, 4th wall breaks
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Recurring Lizard fic thing:
Whump
Kinky sex
Self sacrifice
Confessions at the most inappropriate times
Autistic Stede Bonnet needing a hug
ADHD Ed Teach needing a hug
Stede being a fashion GNC bitch
The crew being silly and awesome
Ed being the GOAT no matter the career
Whump
Kinky sex
Self sacrifice
Confessions at the most inappropriate times
Autistic Stede Bonnet needing a hug
ADHD Ed Teach needing a hug
Stede being a fashion GNC bitch
The crew being silly and awesome
Ed being the GOAT no matter the career
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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This week's tiny Ed decided the shirt was too hot but also too pretty not to wear. Stede'll find his words and fuss about the wrinkles later.
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This week's tiny Ed decided the shirt was too hot but also too pretty not to wear. Stede'll find his words and fuss about the wrinkles later.
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
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If you can afford it the best post-illness luxury is paying someone to come do a reset clean
I’m sick and people keep offering to bring me soup or DayQuil. I can get those myself, I need you to do my dishes.
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If you can afford it the best post-illness luxury is paying someone to come do a reset clean
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
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