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Lizard 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | Pabu-Chan's Dad
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Over here for ofmd screaming mostly. Follow for follow accts will be muted/blocked.

genderqueer | she/they/he (in no order of preference) | 30+ | UK | 🔞 | ❤️💜💙🐙🧵🧶 https://linktr.ee/appleteeth
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appleteeth.bsky.social
And then Ed did it again 😭
Stede in s2e7 of OFMD looking devastated as Ed walks away
December 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
appleteeth.bsky.social
Post a meme made by you
Screenshot of Ron in parks and rec listening to an iPod with big headphones and saying "this is an excellent rectangle" except the iPod had been replaced with Rhys as Guy Mann in X Files in his nightie whities and looking very rectangular
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
Oluwande is ready to drink and find a few people under the mistletoe @amuseoffyre.bsky.social
A Muppet Oluwande in a Christmas hat
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
Have this cutie patootie 🫂🫂🫂🫂
A screen of Stede from OFMD s1e7 in his saucy little pink ensemble excited about doing a fuckedy.
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
I finally finished my dinosaur fossil cowl! I've been knitting it on and off (mostly off) for nearly a year. I'm super proud of it, even if I can see mistakes. I definitely improved during the process, that's for certain.
A photo of a knitted cowl in dark and light pint with dinosaur fossils across it. This photo features an ammonite, a raptor claw, footprints, back halves of a stegosaurus and t-rex, pterodactyl skull and a tiny raptor-esc dinosaur I've forgotten the name of A photo of a knitted cowl in dark and light pint with dinosaur fossils across it. This photo features an ammonite, the midsection of a t-rex, pterodactyl, a tiny raptor-esc dinosaur I've forgotten the name of, half a spinosaurus, a dragonfly and t-rex tooth A photo of a knitted cowl in dark and light pint with dinosaur fossils across it. This photo features the front half of a t-rex, spinosaurus, triceratops skull, tiny footprints and a dragonfly A photo of a knitted cowl in dark and light pint with dinosaur fossils across it. This photo features a stegosaurus, various skulls I've forgotten the names of (one looks grumpy, the other looks snooty), footprints, a raptor claw, the tails of two dinosaurs and a t-rex head poking out from the side.
December 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/749016... Enjoy!
Artwork of Izzy holding up and cuddling a very bemused but happy corgi. Izzy is checking his paws for any injuries but secretly he likes the stupid dog. Artwork of a goofy-looking corgi with a floofy tail, sitting with his hind legs sticking out, and his tongue poking out. Text: The Hounds of Love AppleTeeth, self_induljennt Summary: Following his return to a life of piracy, Stede is desperate to get back to Ed - so much so, he's willing to use magic offered by a dodgy man in a fetching outfit. The spells whisks him back to the Revenge, but things are odd - not least, everyone seems to want to pet him. Can he get back with Ed when he's an adorable corgi, or will Ed use the crew's new companion as a means to finally get them to mutiny? Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Archie (Our Flag Means Death)/Oluwande Boodhari/Ching Shih | Zheng Yi Sao/Jim Jimenez, Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs Characters:Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Original Male Character(s), Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death), Blackbeard's Crew (Our Flag Means Death), Ching Shih | Zheng Yi Sao, Auntie (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, magical transformation, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical suicidal ideation, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Getting Back Together, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Has No Inside Voice, Auntie is a Badass, Happy Ending Language: English
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
It's here!!!! My #OFMDBB25 fic is here!

Featuring incredibly art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social.

With massive thanks to @ramsaybaggins.bsky.social and @teadragonhoard.bsky.social for beta-ing.

Description and 🔗⬇️
A white background, and centred is an artwork of Ed lying down on a fur rug, his makeup and hair messy, with a corgi curled up in his arms. They both look desperately sad. Top text: The Hounds of Love Bottom text: Written by @appleteeth.bsky.social Art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social & @curiosityrocks.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
I don't have a favourite I swear
A Word Cloud by bskyinsights.com, showing my most frequently used words on Bluesky. My top 10 words are: stede (39) ed (29) know (22) not (21) just (20) go (14) will (14) fic (13) people (13) off (12)
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
And a lil snippet for #WIPWednesday...

#OFMDBB25
Text over yellow background: “There, see? He just needed some food.” “He needs to walk off all his energy. Look at his bum wiggle,” Izzy says, not without a reluctant fondness in his tone. Stede obviously objects to anyone besides Ed staring at his arse, but he's relinquished to the idea that he is a very handsome dog. Obviously the crew are helpless to resist him when he's like this. “I just don't get how a fucking corgi got on board,” Izzy continues. Stede frowns, lifting his head and interrupting his blissful head massage to take a look at himself. He has to spin around, chasing his own fluffy tail to see but he realises that yes, he is in fact a corgi. It explains his short legs and how he yaps instead of barks, but Stede can't help but feel disappointed. If he is going to be a dog, he should be something a bit bigger and tougher. Case in point, the crew chuckle at his twirls and Jim grabs hold of him to put in their lap. Stede means to object, absolutely he does, but soon the head scritches return and he is in heaven once more.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
My Big Bang fic goes up Friday and I cannot wait for you all to meet this little shit.

Featuring incredible artwork by @self-induljennt.bsky.social and @curiosityrocks.bsky.social!!! They truly made me battle my imposter syndrome, they're so good. 🥹
A doodle of a very happy corgi with a floofy tail and a curl of fur on top of his head. A doodle of an adorable corgi sitting with his hind legs sticking out in that silly way dogs do. He has curly fur on top of his head and a floofy tail. His tongue is hanging out and a look of someone who hasn't had a successful thought in his entire life. A painting of a very cute and excited corgi running. His tongue is flying back due to his speed. A doodle of a corgi giving one hell of a side eye.
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
Stede rocks up to Ed in this and is immediately told to get on his knees
male model (or maybe a celeb I don't know) in a sparkly, big collared purple suit and trousers, sparkly yellow shirt with massive matching cravat and lots of gold embellishments
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
how dare you 😂

like this
male model (or maybe a celeb I don't know) in a sparkly, big collared purple suit and trousers, sparkly yellow shirt with massive matching cravat and lots of gold embellishments
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
There's a sale on redbubble meaning you could be sporting a Murray Christmas shirt/jumper/hat/shower curtain whilst surrounded by loved ones, just like Jesus would have wanted 😌

ejayneh.redbubble.com
Photo of a mockup t-shirt with Murray Hewitt looking wistful wearing a Christmas hat, with the text "Murray Christmas" in red
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
Look at this adorable dork
Screencap of the behind the scenes video, with Taika showing the amused cast how the animated character will act by walking in a crouch and staring up in childlike awe.
November 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
appleteeth.bsky.social
Happy birthday!
Rhys with wildly fluffy hair, wearing a brown leather jacket, blue tee and grandpa glasses Rhys wearing a fetching teal tee and smiling warmly, looking like pure sunshine Taika with a pencil moustache and his shirt unbuttoned enough it might as well not be on at all Taika with perfect salt and pepper curls looking utterly besotted by the sight of his wife
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
appleteeth.bsky.social
qrt with an ofmd photo that changed your life
Stede and Ed in ofmd s2e8 staring lovingly into each others' eyes, totally and utterly in love
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
appleteeth.bsky.social
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
BTS of ofmd with Rhys as Stede being put in the Punishment Box and shaken about* *Or, seriously, he's in a mockup of a part of his cabin and it's being tilted so the books fall everywhere.
November 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
appleteeth.bsky.social
Ed wakes up to these campaign posters around the house
Royal blue background with orange text: [Big bold letters, red shadow]Stede [Italic]For [bold] Edward's Cocksock
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
I found an draft of a fic for Stede Whump Week 2024 and finally polished it up to publish it. Mind the tags as it's a dark one, but if you're into whump with a happy ending, I'm glad I at least have something new(ish) to share 😅

archiveofourown.org/works/73378566
One Last Time [by] AppleTeeth Summary: Now resigned to his plan to beak Ned Low's record and never touch land again, Ed goes for one last drink in a grimy pub on the outskirts of the Republic. There, he is shocked to find someone he never thought he'd see again... Rating: Mature Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Category: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Whump, Rape/Non-con Elements Language: English Series: ← Previous Work Part 7 of Stede Whump Week 2024
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
MerStede loves his new ship! 😍😍😍
A photo of a cardboard boat, complete with sails and every flag from OFMD. Crocheted MerStede and his octopus friend are in the boat.
November 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
My Wee Con Haul!!! At least half of this was gifted because this fandom is incredibly generous. #TheWeeCon
A photo of a collection of ofmd fanart, keyrings, jewellery, postcards, fanfic, stickers, games, totes and purses, sweets, fabric knife, and other awesome stuff!
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
Timeline did a thing. Happy birthday @edwarbteach.bsky.social I hope you approve
A screenshot of two bsky posts on my timeline: 1. A post by wwxwashere.bsky of a photo of someone on a bike wearing a helmet and the back of their hoodie says: 'don't honk me I'll come'. The post reads: "tell me a fictional character that would wear this". 2. A post by @edwarbteach.bsky of a screenshot of Stede awkwardly looking around an open door with added confetti and balloon emojis. The post reads "birth [partying emoji]"
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
It's time for Pabu-chan

✨🌺🌚🌌 N I G H T S 🌌🌚🌺✨
Photo of knitted Pabu-chan wearing cocktail umbrellas and a fake hibiscus flower
November 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
I love a crossover #OFMCTWC
A photo of knitted Pabu-chan and Muppet Stede
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
appleteeth.bsky.social
Let me see what you have.
A KNIFE!
NO!
Omg why does she have a knife??
A photo of knitted Pabu-chan holding a plushie knife
October 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM