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What idiot called them the newest resident of Sesame Street, and not Rookie Monster?
What idiot called them castles and not noble homes
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What idiot called them castles and not noble homes
What idiot called it getting REALLY excited about pasta, and not Spaghetti O's?
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What idiot called it getting REALLY excited about pasta, and not Spaghetti O's?
What idiot called it the Star Trek MMORPG and not Klingon Hearts
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What idiot called it the Star Trek MMORPG and not Klingon Hearts
What idiot called them caucasians with short memories and not goldfish crackers
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What idiot called them caucasians with short memories and not goldfish crackers
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What idiot called it “brainwashing” instead of “neurodetergent”?
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What idiot called it “brainwashing” instead of “neurodetergent”?
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What idiot called them Horny Vampires and not 'neckromancers'
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 AM
What idiot called them Horny Vampires and not 'neckromancers'
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Who called it "symmetry breaking" and not "going chiral"?
Chirality is such a useful word for how rarely it is used in normal conversation.
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Who called it "symmetry breaking" and not "going chiral"?
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Who called it diarrhea and not asshole projecting
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Who called it diarrhea and not asshole projecting
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who called it PornHub and not Hamnet
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
who called it PornHub and not Hamnet
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who called it "predator/prey kink" and not "eat prey love"
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
who called it "predator/prey kink" and not "eat prey love"
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Who called it a BDSM bear and not Teddy Fuxpin
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Who called it a BDSM bear and not Teddy Fuxpin
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Who called it lube and not
Oil of A Lay?
Oil of A Lay?
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Who called it lube and not
Oil of A Lay?
Oil of A Lay?
What idiot called it "The Grapes of Wrath" and not Panic! At the Dustbowl
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
What idiot called it "The Grapes of Wrath" and not Panic! At the Dustbowl
What idiot called it hoarding and not Stock Home Syndrome
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
What idiot called it hoarding and not Stock Home Syndrome
What idiot called them pirates and not the ARRRRRRR force?
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What idiot called them pirates and not the ARRRRRRR force?
What idiot called it autumn and not leavesdropping
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
What idiot called it autumn and not leavesdropping
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what idiot called it a baseball stadium for toddlers who can't sit still for two minutes and not Wriggly Field
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
what idiot called it a baseball stadium for toddlers who can't sit still for two minutes and not Wriggly Field
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What idiot called it "being an economist" and not "getting an invisible hand job"?
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
What idiot called it "being an economist" and not "getting an invisible hand job"?
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what idiot called it grindr and not the manopticon
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
what idiot called it grindr and not the manopticon
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Who called it Friends Wine and not the Grapes of Ross?
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Who called it Friends Wine and not the Grapes of Ross?
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Who called it the Simpsons on Disney+ and not Streamed Hams?
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Who called it the Simpsons on Disney+ and not Streamed Hams?
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Who called it that and not the Nerd Offset
“Directing Modern Software Acquisition to Maximize Lethality” and other wonderful headings
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Who called it that and not the Nerd Offset
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Who called it grabbing all the bread at Thanksgiving dinner and not open enrollment
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Who called it grabbing all the bread at Thanksgiving dinner and not open enrollment
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Who called it information overload and not I regret to inform you?
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Who called it information overload and not I regret to inform you?
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Who called it summer school and not “re-education?”
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Who called it summer school and not “re-education?”