WestCoastPat
@westcoastpat.bsky.social
Socrates' other friend.
Padres/Chargers/Lakers/Leafs. He/Him
Padres/Chargers/Lakers/Leafs. He/Him
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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WHERE IS A NEW EXCITEBIKE, NINTENDO
It's weird how Nintendo's approach to modernizing all their series is to add a motorcycle?
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
WHERE IS A NEW EXCITEBIKE, NINTENDO
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts.
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Stone Age: We made this thing extinct one at a time by inventing a better way to throw darts.
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
Early Modern: We hath mayde these thinges extincte by bringing cattes whence there should nought be cattes.
Contemporary: lol we did a mass extinction with our plagiarizing nonconsensual porn machine lmao
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
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too big to fail speedrun
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
too big to fail speedrun
This election surge is so powerful it might retroactively award the World Series to the Blue Jays
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This election surge is so powerful it might retroactively award the World Series to the Blue Jays
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Painting this on the walls of my house
The Chargers exist to bring misery
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Painting this on the walls of my house
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
Mayve having the entire internet hosted by one company wasn't the best idea
October 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Mayve having the entire internet hosted by one company wasn't the best idea
The problem with streaming is that I have an older neighbor who stills pays for cable and therefore I know whenever anything good is able to happen for the Dodgers a minute before it appears on my screen
October 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The problem with streaming is that I have an older neighbor who stills pays for cable and therefore I know whenever anything good is able to happen for the Dodgers a minute before it appears on my screen
This is why you always yell drop it. For that 1% when it happens
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This is why you always yell drop it. For that 1% when it happens
Hartford and Quebec City should be able to declare war over this. Burn Denver and…um…:checks Wikipedia:…Raleigh to the ground
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hartford and Quebec City should be able to declare war over this. Burn Denver and…um…:checks Wikipedia:…Raleigh to the ground
I’m confused by seeing these navy uniforms in such crisp HD. Amazon should offer a 480i option for this game.
October 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’m confused by seeing these navy uniforms in such crisp HD. Amazon should offer a 480i option for this game.
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ME, 2012-2018: will you Ravens fans SHUT UP he’s not elite
ME in 2025: Joe Flacco is a sage and kindred spirit, wise and generous, a prince among men
ME in 2025: Joe Flacco is a sage and kindred spirit, wise and generous, a prince among men
October 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
ME, 2012-2018: will you Ravens fans SHUT UP he’s not elite
ME in 2025: Joe Flacco is a sage and kindred spirit, wise and generous, a prince among men
ME in 2025: Joe Flacco is a sage and kindred spirit, wise and generous, a prince among men
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
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I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...
What Job Is A Guy With A Nazi Tattoo Qualified For? | Defector
The man that my wife and I found ourselves talking to at the bar of a restaurant in Rockland, Me. in the summer of 2019 had arrived in town as your fancier visitors do, which is by boat. He told us th...
defector.com
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I wrote about the degrading choices our political system forces on us, the importance of respecting yourself, and the time I experienced a mild Oliver Stone moment at Sammy's Deluxe in Rockland, Maine. defector.com/what-job-is-...
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You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.
I liked the Platner ads too but I think there's a difference between "guy who had some bad reddit posts a decade ago" and "ex-Blackwater merc who still has a Nazi tattoo." Sucks bigtime that he's the only one taking positions and talking policy I like, but them's the breaks!
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.
Unless you’re an actual Dodgers fan, what is there to choose?
Of course, in this year of all years, we’re going to have to choose whether or not to root for the US in the World Series.
October 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Unless you’re an actual Dodgers fan, what is there to choose?
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Oh sure, I'm going to understand a Robert Burns poem without getting high first
Critics say Edinburgh drug consumption room plan risks damage to tourism
Critics say Edinburgh drug consumption room plan risks damage to tourism
Plans for a £2.5 million drug consumption room in Edinburgh’s World Heritage Site city centre have provoked anger.
dlvr.it
October 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oh sure, I'm going to understand a Robert Burns poem without getting high first
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giving the "no, you go ahead" wave when you have the right of way is just as wrong as not respecting someone else having the right of way
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
giving the "no, you go ahead" wave when you have the right of way is just as wrong as not respecting someone else having the right of way
Turning off the Chargers game. I don’t need to do this to myself. To the other five Chargers fans, I suggest you do the same.
October 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Turning off the Chargers game. I don’t need to do this to myself. To the other five Chargers fans, I suggest you do the same.