Pie Porgan, CPhT
@wellroundednut.bsky.social
the constant dilettante™, i like pie and pipe organs. i work in a pharmacy.
wannabe funky space wizard
wannabe funky space wizard
Pinned
he's going to push down all the stop tabs! 🎹🎶😲
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February 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Jerry's laugh 😆🖤
217. Has Success Spoiled The Grateful Dead
YouTube video by David Stollak
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Jerry's laugh 😆🖤
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I told my therapist that I was looking through some of the Epstein files today and he said “oh no don’t tell me Judith Butler is in there”
February 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I told my therapist that I was looking through some of the Epstein files today and he said “oh no don’t tell me Judith Butler is in there”
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"When are you gonna have kids?"
•rude
•implies everyone wants kids
•imposes an arbitrary "LifeScript" on people
"When are you gonna leave your indelible mark on this plane of existence?"
•exciting
•implies other planes of existence
•leaves room for offspring or villainy
•rude
•implies everyone wants kids
•imposes an arbitrary "LifeScript" on people
"When are you gonna leave your indelible mark on this plane of existence?"
•exciting
•implies other planes of existence
•leaves room for offspring or villainy
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
"When are you gonna have kids?"
•rude
•implies everyone wants kids
•imposes an arbitrary "LifeScript" on people
"When are you gonna leave your indelible mark on this plane of existence?"
•exciting
•implies other planes of existence
•leaves room for offspring or villainy
•rude
•implies everyone wants kids
•imposes an arbitrary "LifeScript" on people
"When are you gonna leave your indelible mark on this plane of existence?"
•exciting
•implies other planes of existence
•leaves room for offspring or villainy
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February 5, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Annual trip to Holy Trinity in Carnegie for church lady pierogies on a beautifl clear 18°F morning featuring the best welcoming view of a city in the whole wide world. 🖤💛 #Pittsburgh
Bonus cool shot: Frozen-over Mon River, Gateway Clippers, Station Sq., Incline far L, St. Mary of the Mount far R.
Bonus cool shot: Frozen-over Mon River, Gateway Clippers, Station Sq., Incline far L, St. Mary of the Mount far R.
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Annual trip to Holy Trinity in Carnegie for church lady pierogies on a beautifl clear 18°F morning featuring the best welcoming view of a city in the whole wide world. 🖤💛 #Pittsburgh
Bonus cool shot: Frozen-over Mon River, Gateway Clippers, Station Sq., Incline far L, St. Mary of the Mount far R.
Bonus cool shot: Frozen-over Mon River, Gateway Clippers, Station Sq., Incline far L, St. Mary of the Mount far R.
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Make little changes to benefit your health. Switch from soda to water. Take the stairs. Eat apples instead of bread with your nightly cheese snack. Take longer baths. Longer. Like 4 hours. Instead of water, bathe in the blood of your enemies. Stop consuming and donate.
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Make little changes to benefit your health. Switch from soda to water. Take the stairs. Eat apples instead of bread with your nightly cheese snack. Take longer baths. Longer. Like 4 hours. Instead of water, bathe in the blood of your enemies. Stop consuming and donate.
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It’s just me and my prescription eczema cream from 2013 against the world.
February 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
It’s just me and my prescription eczema cream from 2013 against the world.
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Sometimes instead of picking up my prescription I listen to Steve Gadd’s solo at the end of Aja
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Sometimes instead of picking up my prescription I listen to Steve Gadd’s solo at the end of Aja
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Some members of Congress have chosen to advance the Stop Insider Trading Act, which creates loopholes for lawmakers to continue to enrich themselves.
If Congress is serious about banning lawmakers from trading individual stocks, they must pass the Restore Trust in Congress Act.
If Congress is serious about banning lawmakers from trading individual stocks, they must pass the Restore Trust in Congress Act.
February 4, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Some members of Congress have chosen to advance the Stop Insider Trading Act, which creates loopholes for lawmakers to continue to enrich themselves.
If Congress is serious about banning lawmakers from trading individual stocks, they must pass the Restore Trust in Congress Act.
If Congress is serious about banning lawmakers from trading individual stocks, they must pass the Restore Trust in Congress Act.
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February 4, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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why does casavant frères put a ceiling over their instruments if it doesn't prevent water from reaching the #pipeorgan below?
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
why does casavant frères put a ceiling over their instruments if it doesn't prevent water from reaching the #pipeorgan below?
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Such an incredible thread. Do yourself a favor and read it
Let’s talk about 🐏 WOOL🐑 a 🧵 in multiple parts (if I can figure out how to do a thread)
When I was a vegan, I never bought wool, assuming it to be unethical and exploitative somehow. Now I know better. Wool reveals its secrets and is a literal record of the sheep’s life, nutrition and care. (Cont.)
When I was a vegan, I never bought wool, assuming it to be unethical and exploitative somehow. Now I know better. Wool reveals its secrets and is a literal record of the sheep’s life, nutrition and care. (Cont.)
February 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Such an incredible thread. Do yourself a favor and read it
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February 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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So I Married a Shitposter
Shitty Shitty Post Post
Oh Shitpost, Where Art Thou?
January 31, 2026 at 10:30 AM
So I Married a Shitposter
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So what did your local groundhog tell you today?
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 PM
So what did your local groundhog tell you today?
"we need a tuned set of stanley mugs for our pharmacy carillon, stat!" and other things i've said while working at the pharmacy
February 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
"we need a tuned set of stanley mugs for our pharmacy carillon, stat!" and other things i've said while working at the pharmacy
but what about that tuxedo, though?
you know the one
you know the one
February 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
but what about that tuxedo, though?
you know the one
you know the one
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Currently building an escape portal to anywhere but here let's go
February 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Currently building an escape portal to anywhere but here let's go
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can't. doing the French Mistake
January 31, 2026 at 3:14 AM
can't. doing the French Mistake
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Why didn't DJT think of this yet? I can see him demanding that all of the naked cherubs be repainted with his face
Italy investigates church painting of angel restored to look like Meloni reut.rs/4qNJrYf
Italy investigates church painting of angel restored to look like Meloni
An angel in a church in central Rome has been restored to look like Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, a national newspaper reported on Saturday, prompting the culture ministry to investigate and Meloni to laugh off the affair.
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February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Why didn't DJT think of this yet? I can see him demanding that all of the naked cherubs be repainted with his face
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"Blowharding"
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
"Blowharding"
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Drawn by Tom Toro!
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Drawn by Tom Toro!
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The Department of Justice is not supposed to be a tool for the president to exact retribution on his perceived enemies.
The fact that we have to say that is outrageous.
The fact that we have to say that is outrageous.
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The Department of Justice is not supposed to be a tool for the president to exact retribution on his perceived enemies.
The fact that we have to say that is outrageous.
The fact that we have to say that is outrageous.