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Dave who says BOO

@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social

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WARNING! I am a real Florida Man. If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · Aug 4

Ok.
One more time.
People are allowed to like stuff that you don’t.
This includes, but is not limited to;
Cars
Colors
Houses
Bands
Movies
TV shows
People of the same gender
People of genders that you’ve never heard of
People of different genders
Clothing
Religions
Sports Teams
It’s ok.
You’re ok.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 2h

Yes.
Obviously, some clarification is needed. I was living at her place and we broke up. It took me a couple of days to find a new place. I worked at the zoo at the time. I cut a deal with the security guard. Nobody ever knew.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 17h

Two nights. Shh.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 23h

“Casey Jones” by the Grateful Dead
OR
Locomotive Breath by Jethro Tull

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 23h

Ok, this is funny because I slept in the elephant barn at the old Central Florida Zoo while I was between housing situations. Girlfriend related.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 23h

Only two women, which seems proportionate for these scumbags.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 23h

a man says mazikeen now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time ..

Alt: a man says now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .. He is Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 23h

But that’s just a Merkin. They’ve been around almost forever.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

Merkin - Wikipedia

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 23h

So she’s re-invented the Merkin?

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 23h

Yeah, ours doubled.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

I hope things have improved.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

More like
“No, no. Not THAT kind of Fascist”

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

Aw man.
You’re totally right, but I hate bringing that shit into every damn post.
The Greenville Zoo knows no politics, unlike the Fascists over at the @redvillezoo

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

Fried chicken a la Dave.
A little darker than usual, I’m crediting the organic flour that I got on sale.
Still fucking awesome.

A plate full of three chicken breasts that were cut into chunks, meticulously breaded, and fried by a doofus.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

Kind of. I’m getting another shot Monday to try and break up the encapsulation.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

I wish.

Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

Very.
How’ve you been?

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a captain america costume with the letter a on his hat

ALT: a man in a captain america costume with the letter a on his hat

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not insulted because it’s not like they’d care, but I am a little disappointed.
Again, like they’d care.
KISS was my first big concert and Rush was the opening act. That hooked me. I’m still a fan of Rush, not so much KISS.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

As soon as the tour was announced, my wife immediately started looking into making travel plans and buying tickets. That got cut short as soon as the prices were announced. We would have to have a lot more money than we do in order to do this.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

My dispensary does 400mg of edibles (10mgs THC each) for $40.
Even at a buck each, NOPE.
Those are mine.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

You could use the money that you didn’t pay out for the lawsuits last year.
Unless that all went to CEO bonuses and mayo cubes.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

Autocarrot corrected THC to TCH because why the fuck not?
Didn’t notice until I posted. Couldn’t leave it.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

Reposted after I noticed the typo.
Fuck you, phone. Fuck you.

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Dave who says BOO @davewholovesbeer.bsky.social · 1d

Since we are almost at Halloween, I would like to remind everyone that nobody is giving out THC edibles or gummies to your children.
That shit cost more than whole Hershey bars. We may be high, but we’re not THAT fucking high.

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