Dave, Bah Humbug
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
WARNING! I am a real Florida Man.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
If I’m a troll, your mom is my bridge. Here for the beer, y’all. Very married. Jokes, food, weed, and all things good. Occasional snark because that’s me. Iconoclast in waiting.
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My reason for being on Social Media is simple.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
I’m here to Be Social.
See, I’m a legitimate misanthrope.
Interacting with people IRL hurts me. Emotionally.
I like people in the abstract, not so much in the field.
That’s why these places work for me.
I can like you here.
If you’re allowed to celebrate the music of Michael Jackson, I am allowed to point out that he touched children in inappropriate ways.
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
If you’re allowed to celebrate the music of Michael Jackson, I am allowed to point out that he touched children in inappropriate ways.
Discover feed good for something. Found this guy to block.
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Discover feed good for something. Found this guy to block.
Cheesecake Factory is fucking expensive, but not nearly as bad or as big a rip-off as Melting Pot.
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Cheesecake Factory is fucking expensive, but not nearly as bad or as big a rip-off as Melting Pot.
My beautiful wife wanted to get a big mid-day meal at a restaurant.
She chose one of the Whitest places ever.
I am in The Cheesecake Factory.
She chose one of the Whitest places ever.
I am in The Cheesecake Factory.
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My beautiful wife wanted to get a big mid-day meal at a restaurant.
She chose one of the Whitest places ever.
I am in The Cheesecake Factory.
She chose one of the Whitest places ever.
I am in The Cheesecake Factory.
Happy Birthday to the best person I know.
Tabby, you have made the last 21 years the best of my life. Thank you for being the best friend, partner, and mother to our children, both human and animal. I do not deserve you.
Tabby, you have made the last 21 years the best of my life. Thank you for being the best friend, partner, and mother to our children, both human and animal. I do not deserve you.
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Happy Birthday to the best person I know.
Tabby, you have made the last 21 years the best of my life. Thank you for being the best friend, partner, and mother to our children, both human and animal. I do not deserve you.
Tabby, you have made the last 21 years the best of my life. Thank you for being the best friend, partner, and mother to our children, both human and animal. I do not deserve you.
Remember when everyone was making fun of the couch fucker and the right was all “he never fucked a couch” but now we all make fun of Pete Kegsbreath for being drunk all of the time and they really aren’t denying it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Remember when everyone was making fun of the couch fucker and the right was all “he never fucked a couch” but now we all make fun of Pete Kegsbreath for being drunk all of the time and they really aren’t denying it.
I just disassembled, cleaned, and reassembled the drain in the upstairs bath where my long haired children shower.
Dear lord. More hair than I would have thought could occupy a single drain and still function at all.
They said it was slow. There was half a person in there.
Dear lord. More hair than I would have thought could occupy a single drain and still function at all.
They said it was slow. There was half a person in there.
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I just disassembled, cleaned, and reassembled the drain in the upstairs bath where my long haired children shower.
Dear lord. More hair than I would have thought could occupy a single drain and still function at all.
They said it was slow. There was half a person in there.
Dear lord. More hair than I would have thought could occupy a single drain and still function at all.
They said it was slow. There was half a person in there.
You can pay cash for someone to lunch someone else in the mouth but you can’t pay cash for a venti mocha latte with soy.
Hmm…
Hmm…
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
You can pay cash for someone to lunch someone else in the mouth but you can’t pay cash for a venti mocha latte with soy.
Hmm…
Hmm…
Dear cashless businesses;
No, really, you have to take my cash.
It says so right here.
On the cash.
No, really, you have to take my cash.
It says so right here.
On the cash.
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Dear cashless businesses;
No, really, you have to take my cash.
It says so right here.
On the cash.
No, really, you have to take my cash.
It says so right here.
On the cash.
New inflatable just landed.
November 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
New inflatable just landed.
Canada Edition!
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Black bear
Grizzly
Moose
Orca
Cougar
Black bear
Grizzly
Moose
Orca
Cougar
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Canada Edition!
Reposted by Dave, Bah Humbug
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Gators
Marmots
Nutrias
Raccoons
Owls
Gators
Marmots
Nutrias
Raccoons
Owls
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Humpback Whales
Grizzly
Alligator Snapping Turtles
Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes
Moose
Humpback Whales
Grizzly
Alligator Snapping Turtles
Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes
Moose
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Gators
Marmots
Nutrias
Raccoons
Owls
Gators
Marmots
Nutrias
Raccoons
Owls
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Humpback Whales
Grizzly
Alligator Snapping Turtles
Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes
Moose
Humpback Whales
Grizzly
Alligator Snapping Turtles
Western Diamondback Rattlesnakes
Moose
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Fishers
Grizzlies
Mountain lions
Wolves
Wolverine
Fishers
Grizzlies
Mountain lions
Wolves
Wolverine
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
Iguanas
Manatees
Alligators/Crocodiles
Key Deer
Rhesus Monkeys
-bonus, all in Florida-
My male cat sleeps for 14 hours a day, and insists on being pet for the other 10. Dude. Come on.
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My male cat sleeps for 14 hours a day, and insists on being pet for the other 10. Dude. Come on.
We need a “Look who died” feed because when I see people trending in the Discover” feed, I get unnecessarily excited until I check.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
We need a “Look who died” feed because when I see people trending in the Discover” feed, I get unnecessarily excited until I check.
Reading these 5 concerts to get to know me posts and one thing I’ve learned is that a lot of people can’t count to five.
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Reading these 5 concerts to get to know me posts and one thing I’ve learned is that a lot of people can’t count to five.
Blocked this guy, not for his take on autism, but on Batman in general and he limits his replies.
Not very social.
Not very social.
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Blocked this guy, not for his take on autism, but on Batman in general and he limits his replies.
Not very social.
Not very social.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.
B-52s
Rush
Dio
Monsters of Rock 89
Foo Fighters
B-52s
Rush
Dio
Monsters of Rock 89
Foo Fighters
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.
Sting
Pulp
Slightly Stoopid
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Mazzy Star
Sting
Pulp
Slightly Stoopid
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Mazzy Star
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to. I’m going to do the last five
Kamasi Washington
Fabiana Palladino
Joan As Policewoman
Johnny Marr
Say She She
Kamasi Washington
Fabiana Palladino
Joan As Policewoman
Johnny Marr
Say She She
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.
B-52s
Rush
Dio
Monsters of Rock 89
Foo Fighters
B-52s
Rush
Dio
Monsters of Rock 89
Foo Fighters
My favorite Thanksgiving memories are when I worked at the Central Florida Zoo. I worked a full 9hr day, made sure that everything had fresh water and a clean enclosure, received their diets and enrichment, and I did t have to deal with any idiocy all day.
Good times.
Good times.
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My favorite Thanksgiving memories are when I worked at the Central Florida Zoo. I worked a full 9hr day, made sure that everything had fresh water and a clean enclosure, received their diets and enrichment, and I did t have to deal with any idiocy all day.
Good times.
Good times.
I’m sure the deployment of 500 more National Guard troops to DC will stop the Trump administration from approving the visas of any more potential foreign assassins.
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m sure the deployment of 500 more National Guard troops to DC will stop the Trump administration from approving the visas of any more potential foreign assassins.
I do not drink while at family gatherings because I don’t want them to think that they cause me to.
I’ve smoked pot forever, so that’s not an issue.
I’ve smoked pot forever, so that’s not an issue.
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I do not drink while at family gatherings because I don’t want them to think that they cause me to.
I’ve smoked pot forever, so that’s not an issue.
I’ve smoked pot forever, so that’s not an issue.
One of my wife’s family says “Werewoofs” instead of werewolves and I am finding myself having to be outside a lot.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
One of my wife’s family says “Werewoofs” instead of werewolves and I am finding myself having to be outside a lot.
Ok.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is a cringe fest. It’s all about awkward. It’s all about making the audience go “eww” or “umm” in multiple ways.
I hate cringe. It’s why I don’t like The Office or any of its offspring. It’s not funny. It’s cringe.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is a cringe fest. It’s all about awkward. It’s all about making the audience go “eww” or “umm” in multiple ways.
I hate cringe. It’s why I don’t like The Office or any of its offspring. It’s not funny. It’s cringe.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Ok.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is a cringe fest. It’s all about awkward. It’s all about making the audience go “eww” or “umm” in multiple ways.
I hate cringe. It’s why I don’t like The Office or any of its offspring. It’s not funny. It’s cringe.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is a cringe fest. It’s all about awkward. It’s all about making the audience go “eww” or “umm” in multiple ways.
I hate cringe. It’s why I don’t like The Office or any of its offspring. It’s not funny. It’s cringe.
Ok, watching Planes Trains and Automobiles and that’s the smallest passenger train in US history ever. An engine and three cars? What?
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ok, watching Planes Trains and Automobiles and that’s the smallest passenger train in US history ever. An engine and three cars? What?
No violence. This is wrong.
If it’s a false flag, we need to burn this motherfucker down.
No more Gulf of Tonkin bullshit.
Watch this shit very carefully.
If it’s a false flag, we need to burn this motherfucker down.
No more Gulf of Tonkin bullshit.
Watch this shit very carefully.
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
No violence. This is wrong.
If it’s a false flag, we need to burn this motherfucker down.
No more Gulf of Tonkin bullshit.
Watch this shit very carefully.
If it’s a false flag, we need to burn this motherfucker down.
No more Gulf of Tonkin bullshit.
Watch this shit very carefully.