Waylon Irvine
Waylon Irvine
@waylonirvine.bsky.social
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Once again, my version is no less authentic than the original.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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When I went to the Star Trek con in Vegas with @mimicinspace.bsky.social, @wormmo.de & @ominousnoise.bsky.social we were just hanging out talking and out of nowhere the smart fridge in our Airbnb interrupted to tell us a fart joke then got stuck in a loop of telling fart jokes and making fart sounds
March 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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otter eating abalone
September 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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The Sounds of Kirby #animation
September 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Newsom is proof that if Trump was more clean cut and well spoken liberals wouldn’t have a problem with Trump
August 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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i will never vote for gavin newsom under any circumstances
Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader?

I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
August 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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the dems backing newsom just want a trump of their own. their not-so-ironic worship of him is less a satire of trump & his followers and more an emulation. the glee taken in doing something naughty that you imagine will annoy your enemies is part of the original package too
August 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
new moon just dropped
August 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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If the AI bubble really is bursting, please take this lesson from it:

Nothing marketed to you this relentlessly is ever worth it. If it was, they wouldn’t need to beg you.
August 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
August 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
August 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
July 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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This clip aged like fine wine.
July 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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She’s a keeper
July 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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this video game came to me in a dream once and i felt compelled to recreate it
July 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Garfield digivolutions (11/2021)
July 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it...

i now unveil to you my greatest invention:
color bars pride flag
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM