IllCaesar
@illcaesar.bsky.social
"Infamous, teflon-coated shitposter." "Dishonest, despicable raging c*unt." "That typical online trans."
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I keep hearing about how Dems are the party of "identity politics" and yet it's Republicans who always reach to identity for everything.
God forbid we talk about guns. There have been 452 mass shootings this year; this shooting doesn't even make the list because fewer than 4 people were shot.
God forbid we talk about guns. There have been 452 mass shootings this year; this shooting doesn't even make the list because fewer than 4 people were shot.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I keep hearing about how Dems are the party of "identity politics" and yet it's Republicans who always reach to identity for everything.
God forbid we talk about guns. There have been 452 mass shootings this year; this shooting doesn't even make the list because fewer than 4 people were shot.
God forbid we talk about guns. There have been 452 mass shootings this year; this shooting doesn't even make the list because fewer than 4 people were shot.
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Does he think Biden built the reflecting pool?
Trump’s next target for destruction is the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. I can only imagine what sort of white trash gold coated monstrosity Trump will replace the Reflecting Pool with. #ProudBlue
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Does he think Biden built the reflecting pool?
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Me: "Well of course I'm a homosexual transsexual, that's---" *a hot butch walks up behind me and whispers in my ear* "---it means WHAT"
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Me: "Well of course I'm a homosexual transsexual, that's---" *a hot butch walks up behind me and whispers in my ear* "---it means WHAT"
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Abolish ICE.
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
Native American actress gave ICE agents her tribal ID. They called it 'fake,' she says
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Abolish ICE.
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I couldn't even image. Writing NPC dialogue is so fun.
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I couldn't even image. Writing NPC dialogue is so fun.
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Earthbound in particular should shame every single one of us into being funnier at every opportunity
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Earthbound in particular should shame every single one of us into being funnier at every opportunity
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A zillion years ago, a bad posture having bald guy in Fallout 2 said "More longer friend, see that sky?"
And I knew A) that he was high as a fuckin kite and B) exactly what he was feeling.
If an ai wrote that, it would just mean "i forgot to edit" instead of "wow, man, everything is beautiful".
And I knew A) that he was high as a fuckin kite and B) exactly what he was feeling.
If an ai wrote that, it would just mean "i forgot to edit" instead of "wow, man, everything is beautiful".
"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A zillion years ago, a bad posture having bald guy in Fallout 2 said "More longer friend, see that sky?"
And I knew A) that he was high as a fuckin kite and B) exactly what he was feeling.
If an ai wrote that, it would just mean "i forgot to edit" instead of "wow, man, everything is beautiful".
And I knew A) that he was high as a fuckin kite and B) exactly what he was feeling.
If an ai wrote that, it would just mean "i forgot to edit" instead of "wow, man, everything is beautiful".
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The Gatekeeper from Three Houses is like, the premium example of this! That role could easily have been nothing. Just some guy who says there's nothing to report. Instead, he's freaking beloved.
Look at him in the mobile game! This won't happen if you slack on writing NPCs!
Look at him in the mobile game! This won't happen if you slack on writing NPCs!
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Gatekeeper from Three Houses is like, the premium example of this! That role could easily have been nothing. Just some guy who says there's nothing to report. Instead, he's freaking beloved.
Look at him in the mobile game! This won't happen if you slack on writing NPCs!
Look at him in the mobile game! This won't happen if you slack on writing NPCs!
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The real secret is to hide all your best lines in the bestiary. Nobody thinks to look there.
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The real secret is to hide all your best lines in the bestiary. Nobody thinks to look there.
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It displays one of the major problems of all AI users: a lack of curiosity. Imagine living and not being curious about the people around you.
Anyway, here's one of my favorite NPC moments.
Anyway, here's one of my favorite NPC moments.
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
It displays one of the major problems of all AI users: a lack of curiosity. Imagine living and not being curious about the people around you.
Anyway, here's one of my favorite NPC moments.
Anyway, here's one of my favorite NPC moments.
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This post is certified Mariomon approved
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This post is certified Mariomon approved
The Fire Emblem 3 Houses Gatekeeper NPC was so well-liked that he won a popularity contest ahead of Marth, a protagonist from two games in the series who Intelligent Systems has been trying (and failing) to push as the mascot of the series for decades now.
Never underestimate even "minor" NPCs.
Never underestimate even "minor" NPCs.
"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 AM
The Fire Emblem 3 Houses Gatekeeper NPC was so well-liked that he won a popularity contest ahead of Marth, a protagonist from two games in the series who Intelligent Systems has been trying (and failing) to push as the mascot of the series for decades now.
Never underestimate even "minor" NPCs.
Never underestimate even "minor" NPCs.
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"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
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Stoking a far right moral panic against & removing the rights of a segment of the LGBTQ+ community has consequences for other members of that community Keith.
Id say he needs to look in the mirror for those responsible, but the undead dont have reflections.
Id say he needs to look in the mirror for those responsible, but the undead dont have reflections.
Irks me when he says this because I’ve been at an LGBT event he’s been at, I’ve seen him attend others; he is in no way unaware of this being a problem nor his own role in it
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
Keir Starmer's fury after neice and wife 'beaten by blokes for holding hands'
'I thought the days of beating up people because they were gay were well behind us.'
metro.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Stoking a far right moral panic against & removing the rights of a segment of the LGBTQ+ community has consequences for other members of that community Keith.
Id say he needs to look in the mirror for those responsible, but the undead dont have reflections.
Id say he needs to look in the mirror for those responsible, but the undead dont have reflections.
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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its crazy how prior to 1980 basically all cis women in america looked about as clocky as the average trans woman today idk what happened but the bar moved up so hard in the past couple decades ive seen those old photos those cis bitches were confidently rocking beautiful jawlines sharper than mine
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
its crazy how prior to 1980 basically all cis women in america looked about as clocky as the average trans woman today idk what happened but the bar moved up so hard in the past couple decades ive seen those old photos those cis bitches were confidently rocking beautiful jawlines sharper than mine
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You know people are fired up when you're able to get a bunch of ND/queer folk to conquer their fears and make a phonecall.
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
You know people are fired up when you're able to get a bunch of ND/queer folk to conquer their fears and make a phonecall.
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#SaveSpeech
The call campaign is having an effect! The pressure right now is integral, if you are making calls, PLEASE KEEP CALLING. If you havent called yet or took a break, now is a GREAT time to hop on and add to the pressure!
The call campaign is having an effect! The pressure right now is integral, if you are making calls, PLEASE KEEP CALLING. If you havent called yet or took a break, now is a GREAT time to hop on and add to the pressure!
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
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Flatline 🖤
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Flatline 🖤
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When the NEA asked us to promise not to publish trans, nonbinary, or gender fluid authors, we told them to kick rocks. (Actually, formally, with a unanimous vote by the Board of Directors, we told them to kick rocks.) So the NEA rescinded our funding.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
When the NEA asked us to promise not to publish trans, nonbinary, or gender fluid authors, we told them to kick rocks. (Actually, formally, with a unanimous vote by the Board of Directors, we told them to kick rocks.) So the NEA rescinded our funding.
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There was this GREAT little comic I once read where this kid goes over to the house of this older retro gamer guy, who's supposed to be this guru for learning how to play videogames masterfully or whatever. And they end up playing Mario 2, and instead of teaching him how to win at the game or…
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
There was this GREAT little comic I once read where this kid goes over to the house of this older retro gamer guy, who's supposed to be this guru for learning how to play videogames masterfully or whatever. And they end up playing Mario 2, and instead of teaching him how to win at the game or…
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Please help Ahmed and his family by sharing and donating if you can!
I don't know what to say anymore… The call goes unanswered.
The war isn't over, as some might think, and we continue to resist every day.
Your support is what keeps us standing… so please don't abandon us.
Don't ignore humanitarian work, donate and participate.⬇️🫂🕊️
chuffed.org/project/157281
The war isn't over, as some might think, and we continue to resist every day.
Your support is what keeps us standing… so please don't abandon us.
Don't ignore humanitarian work, donate and participate.⬇️🫂🕊️
chuffed.org/project/157281
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Please help Ahmed and his family by sharing and donating if you can!
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The GOP entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to gerrymander everyone else, and nobody was going to gerrymander them. In half a hundred places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡
@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The GOP entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to gerrymander everyone else, and nobody was going to gerrymander them. In half a hundred places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.
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look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador
COOK POLITICAL: Republicans “may have had a blind spot: the extent to which Democrats could push .. in blue states to fight back.” 🤡
@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
@cookpolitical.com #Redistrict
www.cookpolitical.com/analysis/hou...
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador