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Warbling
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A collection of several trillion cells all coming together in order to drink wine. Go team!

Ex-Photographer. Remainer. BLM. Cis - he/him. Trans rights.
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Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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feels like a metaphor but i'm too tired to sort it out
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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He played Ralphi in Johnny Mnemonic. Terrific actor and a pleasure to work with.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Offered as an addendum: Also beware anyone who loudly labels themselves “brutally honest” because they’re usually more interested in brutality than honesty.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Beware anyone who loudly labels themselves a "truth-teller."
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I don’t believe Trump is bought and paid for by Russia. I believe he does it for free because he likes it.
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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It was World Philosophy Day on Thursday.
But why?
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Yo what’s up chat. It’s ya boy Sisyphus, back again with another Eternal Boulder Any% run. If you’re new here, smash that follow button like Zeus smashed my hopes and dreams.
game design 101
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Not entirely sure I understand why Ukraine should be "grateful" for having Putin's plan for their surrender thrust down their throats and told they must agree to it.
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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X/Twitter is a machine for monetizing racism & fascism.
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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The US will not be responsible for a peace deal in Ukraine. The EU will be. We need to start normalizing that reality and Putin needs to understand that’s the future now, whether he likes it or not.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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I didn't say Prince was reincarnated as I bird, I said 𝙞𝙛 Prince was reincarnated as I bird...
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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There is no pain
You are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Big Balls breaking into the federal government mainframe and destroying Social Security: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Big Balls getting indicted for said break-in: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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"I've been ID'd and I'm afraid of being prosecuted for my illegal acts that I willfully committed because I was given a large sack of money for it" is not anything for which I will ever show sympathy.
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Donald Trump left on two blue ticks after Zohran goes back to New York 😢
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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This is fucking brilliant. Worth a listen to the audio-
I’ve been in a room with Putin. He calls Ukrainians “Russians with accents.” His real fear isn’t NATO expansion, it’s democracy expansion. It shatters his entire argument for dictatorship at home. Because if Ukrainians embrace freedom, Russians may demand the same.
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Who in fact did not see this coming
Meanwhile... we could have seen this coming:

Medical bodies warn that hostility towards migrants is behind a 26% rise in departures that imperils NHS

> Overseas-trained doctors leaving the UK in record numbers

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Overseas-trained doctors leaving the UK in record numbers
Medical bodies warn that hostility towards migrants is behind a 26% rise in departures last year that imperils NHS
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Oi who were them guys on here who were telling me off for not wanting crackheads on my stairwell and said they’d be happy to have them and that I should invite strange men into my home to be kind?
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Man, if we can come out of this scandal with both Larry Summers and Jaime Dimon getting ostracized from polite society, that would be amazing.
Top JPMC execs were in constant contact with Epstein and were aware of his shady financials. Top staff at JPMC, reporting directly to CEO Jamie Dimon, closely supervised Epstein’s accounts. One even coached Epstein on how to sanitize his suspiciously large cash withdrawals.
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Writing an 80 zillion character post about the Epstein files definitely makes you seem extremely innocent and not literally shitting your pants.
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Campaigners for the wealthy keep saying the wealthy will leave the UK and I’m kinda surprised that the wealthy seem to be able to afford all these people to speak on their behalf but won’t pay more tax.
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM