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WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩

@walkingtaako.bsky.social

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He/him. Cishet. White Jew. Happily married. Passionately leftist. Hogball (In association with Hyundai) enthusiast. I am ironic, sarcastic, and silly. And I have an awful temper. Commit to the bit. The dog's name was Beatrice. You should unfollow me.

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WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · Mar 27

I feel that this will be a useful thing for people on this website to learn about.

irony
noun
iro·ny ˈī-rə-nē also ˈī(-ə)r-nē
pluralironies
Synonyms of irony
1
a
: the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning
b
: a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony
c
: an ironic expression or utterance

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Old White Nepo Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 7m

If they feel entitled to enforce this, and that necessarily means that they're going to feel entitled to stop and ask people for their papers if they think they might be aliens.

Gregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 3h

NEWS: ICE gave a Rogers Park man a $130 ticket for not having his papers on him. They rounded him up last week and eventually let him go, but not without a fine that some critics say is un-American. Trump admin enforcing little-used law
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/13/i...

ICE tickets Chicago man with legal residency $130 for not having his papers on him: ‘It’s not fair…I’m a resident’

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement fined Rueben Antonio Cruz $130 for not having his papers with him.

www.chicagotribune.com

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WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 14m

Everything makes sense when you understand the intention is to incite an insurrection.

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 32m

People don't need more evidence to conclude he's a white supremacist. Evidence isn't the issue here. The problem is convincing people that white supremacy is a threat rather than something they can elide and quietly benefit from without actually saying they like it.

☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 42m

Elon Musk is a white nationalist. Anyone who needs more data points to reach this conclusion is beyond help or persuasion.

If you buy, rent, service, or supercharge a Tesla you are supporting the most powerful white nationalist on earth. Period.

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 56m

Musk is funding the legal battle of UK Far Right activist Tommy Robinson - real name Stephen Yaxley Lennon - as he faces charges brought by counterterrorism police.

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Nick Rhodes 🇵🇸 @nickrhodes.bsky.social · 9h

This bit is key, too.
No land border with Egypt means Israel controls everything that enters or leaves.

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WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 1h

And usually only 4 digits, since everybody lived in the same general area.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1h

me after attending a protest

Jeff Goldblum running out of a store with a bunch of shopping bags in his hand. He's dressed fashionably in a tan jacket, black shirt, gray trousers, and black loafers.

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WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 2h

Anybody who approaches the idea of a salary cap from a perspective other than "profit certainty" is completely missing the point of why ownership wants it.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 4h

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick

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WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 4h

My post answered the question.

WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 7h

They see themselves as public servants, but they have a different definition of what the public they serve is

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Slicey Boi Athletic Club @uwes98.bsky.social · 8h

Needs this guy to make a truly cursed trio

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WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 7h

BUT WE'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER

Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 1d

BBC News explain that because of Brexit, Brits will be photographed and have their fingerprints taken when going into the EU, as the UK now is a third country

BBC News forget to explain that the UK helped create these rules when we were part of the EU because we wanted stronger border control

WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 8h

Because people are stupid, what this post is saying is that in baseball one game is way too small a sample to tell you anything about the quality of two teams. They don't play 162 games because of greed, but because that's what you need to determine who is better.

WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 8h

Jesus Christ you idiots need to get out of my mentions

WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 9h

More thirst traps

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 16h

Oh no! This is one of the podcasts that I’m just about to start listening to, any minute now, for several years.

Marc Maron to drop one last 'WTF' podcast after 16 years and more than 1,600 episodes

Marc Maron is ending his podcast “WTF With Marc Maron” after 16 years and over 1,600 episodes. The final episode is set to drop Monday, but the guest list remains a mystery.

apnews.com

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Rachel W. Martin @rwmartin.bsky.social · 17h

Pictures of Brussels sprounts, broccoli, kale, cabbage, cauliflower, bok choy, kohlrabi, etc.

Text: Brassica oleracea creating new common names to get 1 month free trials.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 17h

Mods are asleep post brassicas

You either die a brassica or you live long enough to see yourself become a crab.

CAP'N
CRUNCH'S
DOPSIAll
NATURALLY &
ARTIFICIALLY
Brassica oleracea
otened
cer

What vegetable are you?
I'm brassica oleracea
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Brassica oleracea

Ladies, get you a fella who can do it all

Selection for terminal buds
Selection for lateral buds
Selection for stem
Selection for leaves
Selection for stems and flowers
Selection for flower clusters
Cabbage
Brussels sprouts
Kohlrabi
Kale
Broccoli
Cauliflower

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WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 17h

Tomatoes are a fruit that is a vegetable.

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WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 17h

Ehh, they can watch the game before they fall into a food coma. They do a food coma, yeah?

WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 17h

Oh shit, you're Zach Hample?

bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 18h

ive snatched the home run ball from a little boy in the stands and the boy is crying. thats just something i like to do. i stole a hat and jersey too, right out of the players hand. i took his dads car keys and fed them to a seagull. i made his mom eat everything in her purse and flipped her off

WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 17h

Afternoon

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WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 17h

Baseball stats require such large samples that there aren't really good postseason stats for anybody. There's a saying: "Anybody can do anything in 100 at bats" and that could be like 5 years of postseason stats for someone.

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WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 18h

It's easy to forget the Jays were in freefall a couple of weeks ago. Mariners may take this easily.

WalkingTaako, But Spooky🏴‍☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 18h

Oh, I blocked them immediately.