WalkingTaako🏴☠️🏳️🪣💩
@walkingtaako.bsky.social
He/him. Cishet. White Jew. Happily married. Passionately leftist. Hogball (In association with Hyundai) enthusiast.
I am ironic, sarcastic, and silly. And I have an awful temper.
Commit to the bit.
The dog's name was Beatrice.
You should unfollow me.
I am ironic, sarcastic, and silly. And I have an awful temper.
Commit to the bit.
The dog's name was Beatrice.
You should unfollow me.
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I feel that this will be a useful thing for people on this website to learn about.
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He tried to fight an owl and it just stared down from the tree blankly like “why this rat so mad”
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
He tried to fight an owl and it just stared down from the tree blankly like “why this rat so mad”
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Funniest adult content tag in awhile
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Funniest adult content tag in awhile
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I need this. I absolutely don't need this but I need this.
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I need this. I absolutely don't need this but I need this.
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They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
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There’s one group of people I will *never* respect no matter how much “society” tells me to: arsonists
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
There’s one group of people I will *never* respect no matter how much “society” tells me to: arsonists
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Pale, desiccated, shrivelled, never even *known* moisture let alone retained any, and the turkey looks like shit too
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Pale, desiccated, shrivelled, never even *known* moisture let alone retained any, and the turkey looks like shit too
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I bet getting spatchcocked would feel so good
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I bet getting spatchcocked would feel so good
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I don’t see my friend “a scary amount of butter” as much as I’d like to but when I do it’s like no time has passed, we pick up right where we left off
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I don’t see my friend “a scary amount of butter” as much as I’d like to but when I do it’s like no time has passed, we pick up right where we left off
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In fact the ride-or-die-for-Willis narrative — this bold and crusading charismatic leader is in the right and any criticisms of the things she does area a result of biased haters and Those People - stinks of Trumpism.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
In fact the ride-or-die-for-Willis narrative — this bold and crusading charismatic leader is in the right and any criticisms of the things she does area a result of biased haters and Those People - stinks of Trumpism.
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who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I am once again asking my mutuals to stop following this guy he was extremely extremely gross towards me last night, and threatened to dox me because I indirectly teased his friend, Walmart Mike
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I am once again asking my mutuals to stop following this guy he was extremely extremely gross towards me last night, and threatened to dox me because I indirectly teased his friend, Walmart Mike
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Please stop saying spatchcock.
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Please stop saying spatchcock.
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Joke inspired by this video, which doesn’t include Raid: Shadow Legends but does have a debate about whether or not Railroad Tycoon II is woke
Guessing which video games are "woke"
YouTube video by jackisanerd
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November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Joke inspired by this video, which doesn’t include Raid: Shadow Legends but does have a debate about whether or not Railroad Tycoon II is woke
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Destroying the income streams of a lot of YouTubers by claiming Raid: Shadow Legends has gone woke. They destroyed what we had with Raid: Shadow Legends.
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Destroying the income streams of a lot of YouTubers by claiming Raid: Shadow Legends has gone woke. They destroyed what we had with Raid: Shadow Legends.
Good news, now you can set notifications for when darth posts so as soon as they come back next year you'll get a notification.
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Good news, now you can set notifications for when darth posts so as soon as they come back next year you'll get a notification.
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ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
ok it is time for me to hibernate for the season
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
i am thankful for all of u keeping me company here on the blue sky during this year
be well
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I love nyc. lol
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I love nyc. lol
That one lyric hasn't aged well.
Happy “listen to Alice’s Restaurant” eve to you and yours!
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
That one lyric hasn't aged well.
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
Spoiler for the end of last night's Pluribus (from Reddit)
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Spoiler for the end of last night's Pluribus (from Reddit)
The correct way you should approach this conundrum:
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The correct way you should approach this conundrum:
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