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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless

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cameron @famousceleb.co · 20h

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 16h

You shouldn't be allowed to run a "fake" play in football. There's enough dishonesty in this world

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20h

The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented

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ceej @ceej.online · 15h

saw a lady walking in to target, tears on her face, a giant plastic skeleton in each arm. there’s a story there

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12h

Ultimately, each one of us must decide for ourselves what is too fast or too furious

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2d

Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else

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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 2d

centrists will tell you to your face that we all need to abandon identity issues, and focus on kitchen table issues instead and yet when a leftist candidate runs a generational campaign based on kitchen table issues, it's the centrists weaponizing identity politics to smear the leftist.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2d

The competition for dumbest comment ever is fierce tonight.

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Eric Lee @ericleeacts.bsky.social · 7d

Somewhere along the line, somebody conflated competence with elitism and we’re paying a terrible price for it.

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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 7d

I truly can’t imagine the person I would be, the art I would’ve made, the choices I might’ve made, the wide-open vistas that might exist in my brain if the constant anxious horror of the last 10 years in America wasn’t just 24/7 squatting its horrible carcass on every cell of it.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9d

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 9d

those White House demolition photos look real rough

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 9d

It was the what of times.

It was the the fuck of times.

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 18d

Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

people.com

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25d

Hey man I get what you're saying but what if you were saying something different

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Kristen Beckcom @concreteangel16.bsky.social · 26d

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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 26d

Oh dang. This is an excellent analogy.

Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26d

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

Anyone: Why are there suddenly so many AHDH diagnoses?
Dr. Jen: Same reason there are suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.

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Zack Calhoon @visiblesoul.bsky.social · Sep 29

Evergreen post

Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · Sep 29

Everything is so stupid

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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · Sep 28

Maybe we’re in such a hellhole because the angry young men (and women) are starting podcasts instead of bands.

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Ian Waters @ianwaters78.bsky.social · Sep 28

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · Sep 26

I like it when Paul Thomas Anderson is very clear about the content of his films.

Q: Can I expect to see any blood in this picture?
A: THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Q: Does your new film feature any battles? And if so, to what frequency?
A: ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER

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Scary Sion Sweet 🖤🐉 @sionsweetagain.bsky.social · Sep 26

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A photo of a squirrel wearing a red scarf and holding a red bag. The scene is in the forest floor.
Text: We are living in a material world and I am a material squirrel.

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Ian Waters @ianwaters78.bsky.social · Sep 26

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Zack Calhoon @visiblesoul.bsky.social · Sep 25

“In the new century, I think we will all be insane.”
-Tony Kushner, ANGELS IN AMERICA: MILLENIUM APPROACHES

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